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just so you know i have the endorsement of the Coruscant Guard Benevolent Association, Clone Assassins' Endowment Association, and Clone Sergeants Benevolent Association

WHO WOULD WIN?

i will never forgive the latest all quiet on the western front adaptation for convincing people this was a viable tank design in the period

palpatine: it's disgusting. two brains? and those bug eyes? isard: [inaudible] binks: and desa control dee jizz wailing industry toosa.

"he has made his haters his waiters at the table of his success" bsky.app/profile/uber...

NIXON: and you can track them, these dragon's balls? HAIG: yes, the boys worked up a radar and <tape skips> HALDEMAN: wish for [inaudible] GOKU: and you say this general giap is a strong guy, right?

@semperfitrex.bsky.social literally the Galactic Museum exhibit on the Battle of Endor in Wedge's Gamble.

TIL the Moriori eschewed warfare and instead engaged in spiritual duels to settle disputes, which in practice meant walking through your enemy's village and reciting copypastas at him. This worked tremendously well for the Moriori until the Maori chartered a ship and annihilated them with musketry.

reminder @marechalberthier.bsky.social Daniel Tiger is the only 5 year old in Teacher Harriet's class who knows all the words to Chant de Marche: Contre les Viets. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rp0...

"There are Tigers roaming this world, and we must recognize this or perish." What did he know?

I'm putting it ALL in Qing railway bonds. They'll mature in 1949. A banner year, to be sure!

"oh, i'm afraid the model train layout will be quite intermodal by the time your friends arrive"

Me: Don’t expect too much, it’s not like the emails will have a smoking gun. The emails: Please see attached smokinggun.pdf.

I havve information that will leade to the immediate proscfription of the Duke of Buckingham.

hadleman: (beeping) nixon: skifters. their whole sabacc deck is skifters. ehrlichman: elomin. fucking disgusting. pattern recognition dependency. nixon: damn straight.

8 of the 9 nuclear powers feed their soldiers on the regular. And yes, North Korea is one of those 8.

Bluesky, the text website for people who can't read

mech pilot with a forearm tattoo that says DEATH BEFORE DISCONNECTION

this is a man sitting in his study outside Schreiberhau on New Year's Day 1945 recording a suicide note

Correct, because who else would have decided to gamble on destroying the Rebellion in one fell swoop by repeating the exact same playbook he used over Coruscant in 19BBY and somehow thinking Vader wouldn't recognize he was now the Dooku in the situation. He was literally right there in 19BBY, Sheev.

Increasingly convinced the scheming viziers who isolated the sultan from his people were actually load bearing heroes. Do you want your sultan spending all day yelling at 15 year-old stableboy? By Allah, you do not.

my revan is not a sith he may be a liar, a dictator, a mass murderer, a sith, but he is NOT a jizz wailer

This is unironically true, yes.

Star Wars George Pearkes be like “Uh oh FELUCIA: WE'VE LOST A COMMAND POST TATOOINE: THE ENEMY HAS CAPTURED A COMMAND POST HOTH: WE'RE LOSING REINFORCEMENTS YAVIN IV: WATCH OUT FOR THOSE WRIST ROCKETS"

persons experiencing paracetamol

CHOTINER: Let's look over some names. QWI XUX: Okay. CHOTINER: World Devastator. Sun Crusher. Death Star. QWI XUX: Yes, all mining vehicles. CHOTINER: Did you ever wonder about the names, though? QWI XUX: No. CHOTINER: Okay.

As America's most pro-business leader in a generation, I will choose one company each week and accuse them of witchcraft

picture of the word "ironic" saying an image of chancellor palpatine (i'm tired, imagine it)

If I was a billionaire I'd turn this into a star chamber and run @karnesmellagio.bsky.social through its wheels of (in)justice, @semperfitrex.bsky.social.

"but black dynamite, i sell drugs to the community" bsky.app/profile/semp...

He does that because he's babygirl.

This Kind Of Smart-Clever, Walkable, Mixed-Use Urbanism Is Illegal-Banned To Build-Make In Most Sigmarite Cities Yes-Yes

This is great news for my copper supplier.

ancient history truthers are so funny, what do you think “big archaeology” is keeping from you, the secret of how to make a slightly sharper rock?

the Kpop Demon Hunters had the Mandate of Heaven, but MacArthur's Mandate of Hell was stronger

Glonzo found dead in Miami

It is my great honor to send you this diplomatic missive and show my own ass, light my hall on fire, and be assaulted by a mule. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

the horse girl anime raises some disturbing questions about the nature of warfare in that universe

the median IJN fleet oiler experience by 1943 was this:

have u guys seen andor lol

i feel seen

me drunkenly trying to remember all of the primarchs' names:

@marechalberthier.bsky.social oh no bsky.app/profile/koth...