Elise Stefanik’s exit from politics is enough to make even the most ardent atheist reconsider things.

The Ellisons’ plan to install Bari Weiss and turn CBS News into a Trump mouthpiece is underway. We don’t need another Fox. Boycott CBS.

White House Struggles to Explain Sharpie Stains on Trump’s Hand

Trump should be redacted from the presidency

The unexpected departure of Elise Stefanik from politics is enough to make even the most ardent atheist reconsider things.

I break down Trump's bananas speech

As long as we're renaming buildings

How dare Susie Wiles say Trump has an alcoholic personality when he's so clearly a cokehead

When this shitshow is over, all the assets of the Trump family should be seized to pay for the reconstruction of the USA.

Trump Renames RFK Jr. “Bobby Trump Kennedy”

If Trump really wants to put his name on something I nominate Chernobyl

Pam Bondi Passes Out from Sharpie Fumes after Redaction Marathon

To thank you for reading and sharing my stuff this year, I have a holiday gift for you!

Trump Thanks Former Honduras President for Cocaine That Enabled Him to Stay Awake While Speaking

Trump just said one thing about his 2nd term that I agree with: “No one’s seen anything like it.”

“Jake must be writing one helluva long book.”

Trump dismisses Susie Wiles’s claims: “if I had an alcoholic personality, I couldn’t be president. I’d be Secretary of Defense.”

Three DHS agents manhandled this tiny 75-year-old woman who was peacefully protesting in front of ICE headquarters in Portland, Oregon. The corporate media is refusing to cover the story. Click to watch the video, and please share.

The proposal drew widespread support from Americans, a majority asserting that they had already considered implementing such a plan since January of this year.

Obviously when this shitshow is over Trump should be tried in a Nuremberg-style court and sentenced to prison, but before he is incarcerated he should be required to work as a supermarket bag boy so he can finally learn how expensive groceries are

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IF I MAY BE SERIOUS: if Trump really wanted to reduce immigration, he’d try reducing wars and climate change—both of which increase migration and refugees. As you were.

Facebook’s AI really knows how to kill a joke

“Despite my repeated demands, the tanker refused to deliver its cargo to me,” Hegseth said.

“Peace Prize?” Trump roared. “More like piece of shit!”

A press release from the Department of Homeland Security declared, “The US is winning the war against immigration, and the number one weapon in that war has been Secretary Noem’s face.”

Let me explain affordability to Trump: the country can’t afford another three years of you #youfucker

Weirdly, KISS came to the White House and were the only ones not wearing bizarre makeup

The attack on the Venezuelan boat was legal in the same way that Pete Hegseth is sober

On Sunday’s edition of “Meet the Press,” Sen. Tom Cotton of Arkansas was such a relentless firehose of lies that at times he appeared to be auditioning to replace Karoline Leavitt.

In case he’s reading this, let me explain “affordability” to Trump: shit is really expensive if you’re not receiving millions in bribes every fucking day

David Ellison of Paramount is furious that a) Netflix outbid him for Warner Brothers; and b) He is constantly being mistaken for Eric Trump

Hegseth said that, although the seven alleged narcoterrorists appear to be victims of a shipwreck, “That’s never stopped us before.”

I said this 8 years ago and I stand by it: Sarah Palin was the gateway idiot who led to Donald Trump. She lowered the bar flush to the ground and he oozed right under it.

Hegseth wrote a book in which he bragged about ignoring war crimes. I for one am shocked that Hegseth wrote a book

DID YOU KNOW? Trump will be the first U.S. president to be buried in Moscow’s Red Square.

Obama Learns That Trump Won FIFA Peace Prize

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Trump Wins Hooters Peace Prize

When I read that the DC pipe bomber was a Trump supporter who believed that the 2020 election was stolen, my first thought was, “Ginni Thomas?”

Trump’s hand is wearing more makeup than Hegseth

Trump has been awarded a peace prize by FIFA, the global soccer organization. I hereby retire from satire.

Instead of Somalis, Trump should deport whoever put this hilarious wig on his head

A defiant Pete Hegseth lashed out at his critics on Thursday. “I get knocked down, but I get up again,” he said. “You're never gonna keep me down.” Revealing the secret to his resilience, Hegseth said, “I drink a whiskey drink, I drink a vodka drink, I drink a lager drink, I drink a cider drink.”

More than 2,500 Starbucks workers are on strike. They’re demanding dignity: fair pay, safe conditions, a contract that respects their labor. It’s time their voices are heard at the same volume as CEOs earning millions.

My mother taught me never to call another person garbage unless they’ve incited an insurrection and/or raped children

“When I travel abroad from Somalia, I’m not embarrassed when people ask me where I’m from,” one Somali said.

BREAKING: Hegseth’s new explanation is that he left the room, went to a bar, and butt-dialed the commanding officer, who heard Hegseth say “Make it a double” which he misinterpreted as ordering a double tap

“They said it was in response to things I’ve done as president,” Trump told reporters.

When Trump calls Somalis “garbage,” I respond: how many Somalis are in the Epstein files?