There is no link between Tylenol and autism. There is, however, a link between Trump and fascism.

Disney CEO Bob Iger hopes his new late-night star will stop millions from boycotting ABC.

Trump, at the memorial for Kirk: “I hate my opponent and I don’t want the best for them,” he said. I’m no Bible expert but I seem to remember Jesus saying pretty much the exact opposite

After this shitshow of a week, we could all use some sanity right now. Robert Reich is here with a big dose of it.

Won't be watching Trump's event in Arizona tomorrow--I've already seen footage of the Nuremberg rallies

Having been dropped by a major media corporation 2 years ago, I can relate to what Jimmy Kimmel is going through. I can also share the news that since becoming independent, I have a bigger audience than ever before. It turns out people want to listen to uncensored voices. Oh, and fuck Disney/ABC.

If we’re going to have a “national day of remembrance,” as the Senate wants, let’s have it be for Virginia Giuffre—the child who worked at the Mar-a-Lago spa, was trafficked by Epstein and Maxwell, and raped by Prince Andrew and others, eventually committing suicide. #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

I’m all for a national day of remembrance for Charlie Kirk if that would entail everyone becoming aware of the actual things he said.

If we ever have elections again, I have an idea. Instead of debates, have comedians insult candidates for three hours straight. Any candidate who is too thin-skinned to handle it will be immediately disqualified from the presidency

Soon, the only comedian left on TV will be Karoline Leavitt.

This won’t end well for Metamucilini.

Jimmy Kimmel should have stuck to acceptable comments, like suggesting that homeless people be executed

“If Obama is watching this on TV, it’s gotta be killing him,” Trump said.

Kristi Noem defended her department’s expenditure of $85,000 to outfit the agents in sequined jumpsuits, arguing that such a disguise was necessary for ICE to blend into the population inconspicuously.

I agree with the Trump administration’s decision to investigate a well-funded network of extremists conspiring to do evil. It’s called the Trump administration

As long as there's a First Amendment, I plan to enjoy it.

Trump Vows to Attack Antifa as Soon as it Exists

Question for JD Vance: does it count as badmouthing Charlie Kirk if you quote actual things he actually said? Because he did say that there should be public executions and that 12-year-old children should be made to watch them

Pete Hegseth is demanding that we not mock Charlie Kirk. I will comply with this demand by mocking Pete Hegseth

JD Vance is calling on employers to fire employees for exercising their First Amendment rights. Yet another reminder why I’m grateful that I don’t work for corporate media—I work for my readers. And now, JD, I will exercise my First Amendment rights by telling you to go fuck your fascist self.

“I certainly won’t be gaslit into performatively pretending that Charlie Kirk was some sort of saint in death when he was actually just a truly awful person in life.” — W. Kamau Bell

“Sorry, old chap, you’ve got to take one for the team,” the King told Andrew.

With Kash Patel running the FBI the best case scenario is that every criminal in the U.S. has a parent willing to turn them in

Let’s get back to talking about this

John Fugelsang: a Christian who has actually read the Bible!

A really good way to stop being compared to Hitler is if you stop doing Hitlery things

Instead of the media’s lazy posthumous takes, I am in favor of Kirk’s actual words being spread far and wide.

The State Dept is warning “immigrants” not to mock Kirk’s death. Puzzling: if the murder is causing the government to warn a group, shouldn’t it be 22-year-old white men from conservative families?

When gun fans argue that if you banned guns people would just kill each other with knives, gently point out that you can’t throw a knife 200 yards from the roof of a building and hit someone in the neck

For accuracy’s sake, I stop calling people Nazis when they stop saying and doing Nazi things. At that point I call them former Nazis

Most law enforcement experts believe the deer represents an upgrade.

I guess now that the murder suspect has been identified, Trump owes left wing lunatics an apology. Not gonna happen? Okay, then I’ll settle for him releasing the Epstein files

In the interest of turning the tide against political violence, every politician who has attempted to remain in office by inciting an insurrection should resign

I propose a deal: critics of the Trump administration should stop comparing them to the Nazis. In exchange, the Trump administration will stop rounding up innocent people and putting them in concentration camps

Don’t worry, Kash Patel has got this

The former head of the FBI’s Salt Lake City field office, a legendary agent named Mehtab Syed (pictured), was sacked by Kash Patel. Patel’s deputy director is a podcaster with zero FBI experience. If the FBI manhunt in Utah seems like amateur hour it’s because it is.

Trump says that we have a problem of violent lunatics in the U.S., but he’s going to solve it. So he’s going to resign?

Can we trade Supreme Courts with Brazil?

Let’s award a Presidential Medal of Freedom to every child victimized by Jeffrey Epstein and his gang of rapists

I would like to fly flags at half staff for every child killed in a school shooting

Yes, this actually happened.

“There’s nothing Hunter can’t do with his laptop, and that includes time travel,” Trump said.

“The FBI is investigating” doesn’t quite have the same ring to it since Trump fired experienced officials and installed incompetent lackeys like Kash Patel.

A masterclass in resistance.

“For the last eight months, I’ve been working my ass off, shaking down universities, law firms, and media companies,” he told Sean Hannity. “And now I’m supposed to hand over all of those bribes to this lady, who hasn’t bribed a single person in her life?”

Who says I never report good news?

People are saying he did.

This was the turnout for Steve Bannon’s speech yesterday. Seriously, bigger than I would have expected

Trump’s irresistible salespitch to foreign businesses: “If you build your factory here, we’ll arrest everyone inside!”