In Buenos Aires, Trump was greeted by an angry anti-immigrant mob.

To those experts who said a Democratic socialist could never be elected mayor of NYC, a reminder that one was elected president of the USA four times

Cuomo Says He Will Devote Rest of Life to Sexually Harassing People in the Private Sector

Trump Denies Appearing on 60 Minutes

Palantir stock plunged 8 percent today. This is a cause for celebration since one of its major investors is Stephen Miller.

I always vote for the candidate billionaires hate.

I investigate.

As long as we’re renovating the White House, let’s turn the Oval Office into a food pantry for people who have lost their SNAP benefits.

Trump has failed yet another cognitive test by saying he's better looking than Zohran Mamdani

“He had a good run,” said Trump.

Congrats to RFK Jr.'s neighbor, who trolled him with this festive Halloween decoration on her front lawn.

Kash Patel used a government jet to travel to see his girlfriend perform at an event. The most shocking aspect of this story is that Kash Patel has a girlfriend

Trump just held a Gatsby-themed party at Mar-a-Lago, which proves a) he doesn’t give a shit about the millions of Americans starving without food stamps and b) no one has told him how The Great Gataby ends

Usha Vance Reveals That Her Marriage Has Made Her Consider Converting to Atheism

People are asking why Charlie Kirk’s widow would hug JD Vance like this. I’m asking a similar question, only substituting “Charlie Kirk’s widow” with “any woman in the world”

Trump Accuses Judges in Food Stamps Ruling of Being Biased Against Starvation

I hope that Usha Vance will someday convert to marrying someone other than this dickhead

Are you with me on this

“We have a racist shortage in this country like you wouldn’t believe,” Trump told reporters. “When I was putting together my Cabinet, there were barely enough racists to fill all the positions.”

BREAKING: Going forward he will be called The Rapist Formerly Known as Prince Andrew

“I didn’t sign up for this,” complained an exhausted ICE officer, struggling to breathe through his mask as he picked tomatoes. “I should be kicking some minority’s ass at Home Depot.”

A National Guardsman stands up to Trump

The East Wing of the White House now looks like something Pete Hegseth drove into

Trump’s Mideast peace plan is turning out to be a concept of a peace plan

He loves the poorly educated

Try this.

“Every day, take a walk, read a book, make a friend.” ❣️Max Osterman grandfather of.. ❣️Andy Borowitz open.substack.com/pub/borowitz...

"It's disheartening to be forced to go against your community members and your neighbors," said Staff Sgt. Demi Palecek, a Latina guardswoman who is refusing to deploy in Chicago. "It feels illegal. This is not what we signed up to do."

ICE agents are the guys who were too dumb to get into Trump University

The First Lady's move has further imperiled relations between the US and its northern neighbor.

Historically, when there’s been a head of state this moronic it’s been the result of inbreeding

If Trump built a ballroom to accommodate all the people who actually like him it would be smaller than a half bath

Trump Refuses to Halt Demolition After Backhoe Runs Over JD Vance

Is it too much for me to ask Trump voters to feel totally conned right now

Let’s give Trump credit. It took 37 years for his bankrupt Trump Plaza Casino (below) to be demolished. He has bankrupted the entire USA and demolished the White House in just 9 months

If Obama had done this the Fox headline would be OBAMA DEMOLISHES WHITE HOUSE TO BUILD MOSQUE

Johnson had reportedly been asleep when a backhoe came crashing through the wall of his master bedroom.

Carrying on a family tradition of wanton desecration.

“I was really hoping that people would forget about the Epstein files or that the Rapture would happen, but no such luck.”

Trump’s AI video of him shitting on the USA is the first factual thing he’s posted

What was Little Marco really whispering to Metamucilini?

Government Shutdown Affects Half of Trump’s Face

In a post on Truth Social, Trump threatened to attack Colombia but misspelled it "Columbia," which is significant because he has already attacked Columbia

“A deal’s a deal,” the billionaire said sadly.

When tools like Mike Johnson warn about the “rise of Marxism” in the Democratic Party, let’s be clear: the Republicans steadfastly support Marxism, as long as wealth is redistributed to corporations and the rich

“You take away Elon’s kids and almost no one was there,” Trump claimed.

Amazing Soros-funded Antifa turnout in Austin yesterday #NoKings

#NoKings rally in Boise Fucking Idaho!

Who knew that Antifa had tens of millions of members in all 50 states?

#NoKings vs Trump’s military parade