The disingenuous Sarwar Crime Family are now cosying up to the Saltire. Where's the Union Jack? Are feckless 'Scottish' Labour fans really this stupid?

Scots wanting a UK are obviously happy with all Tourism, Whisky and Energy Taxes going directly to London and Scotland getting a bit back, from their neighbours. If this situation was suggested to any Independent Country, they'd laugh at how ridiculous it is.

A minority of Scots realise he's now Head of the Sarwar Crime Family.

Scotland is regularly ahead of the rest of the UK. What will it take for silly Scots to realise this?

Caribbean Queeen.

It's about Drugs...

Send them back to where they came from.

Sensible people in USA, waking-up in the first Workday of 2026.

If you're one of the very silly Scots who still believe there's a clear demarcation, between Labour, Reform UK and Conservative, read this. Scotland's resources are important to these English Parties. If not, we'd have English Independence.

China makes more EVs than every other Country in the World, put together. USA is a faded heavyweight, desperately slugging it out, remembering when they Champion of the World.

Just in case you're one of these very silly Scots. Nigel Farage is an English Nationalist He can't stand Scotland. Are you really wanting someone in charge of the UK, who can't stand your Country?

In case you're STILL a very silly Scot, wondering why there's so much calamity. Scotland DIDN'T vote for Brexit. There's an easy, commonsense way out.

Mar a Lago is simply a 21st-Century Eagles Nest. A gathering of ancient, heavily-medicated, sycophantic psychopaths, scribbling-out global domination plans, on ipads.

Everyone gets old and ill. It's going to be fine, if you're rich and racist and don't give a fuck about anyone else. The selfish will inherit the Earth.

Some Scots would rather have coal. A million Scots actually want Scotland to fail, to match their ancient narrative.

The Sarwar Crime Family. Some Scots ARE this silly.

For some reason, lots of people STILL like emissions and digging fucking great holes in the ground?

Iran Cuntra.

It's not new, it started in 1959. I've been charting it, all my life. I'm 62...

Six arguments for Scottish Independence.

Anyone who thinks that Scotland was better BEFORE the Scottish Parliament, is off their head.

Ukraine was too near and not in a different Continent.

Its so omnipresent now that people are making jokes about War and killing people.

Idiots who are thinking: "it's just America, invading a near-neighbour in South America", think again. Geographically, it's like the UK Invading West Africa or an oil-rich place in Central Asia. It's not normal.

Oh, those Russians.

Then in 1982, the UK also realised you could capitalise on this 'South American War' thing, to give the Media something else to report on.

All we are saying is: Invade an Oil Rich Country!

EVERYONE gets old and sick. It's extraordinary that ordinary people constantly vote against this.

On the plus side, this is fantastic news, for the USA economy and gives them something else to report on. It's all about 'Drugs'. I'd imagine if this is true, they will follow these actions through and attack the much bigger Drug threat of Mexico? Thought not...

Do they think we're all Caracas?

It's not as if USA has invaded other places with massive Oil Reserves... Also, imagine if Vladimir Putin did it? Think of the reaction.

War. What is is good for? Absolutely nothin'.

Approximately 960,000 people from the UK emigrated to Australia, during the 1970s. It was MUCH more awful then, than it is, in 2026. Anyone thinking 'the good old days' in Britain was better, is totally bonkers.

There are a MILLION old codgers in Scotland. Most of them don't think like me. I've also been to Larkhall, to judge the people there as well. Winston Churchill was correct. Most Voters are easily-manipulated. The common clay, of the Lanarkshires and Ayrshires. Morons. It's 2026.

Let's not forget Paula Vennels, Michelle Mone, Philip Green and Fred Goodwin. Then, there's Andrew Mountbatten Windsor. Empire!

Just in case you're wondering: What kind of silly old selfish racist still reads the Daily Mail? Here's their Russian Correspondent, to reassure their readers.

Why can't Scotland be more like America?

It's terrible in England. Full of Muslims. They'll be wanting Sharia Law next. Oh... Do you you think Charlie wrote this all by himself?

Since the Scottish Parliament, smoking-attributable deaths in Scotland have reduced by a third. From an awful position. Glasgow once had the biggest Fag factories in EUROPE. Smoking is STILL the biggest cause of premature death, with a lower life expectancy, relative to most developed nations.

Scotland used to have the worst Tooth Decay record in Europe. 25,000 died of Asbestosis, in Scottish Heavy Industry, alone. Drinking and Smoking deaths, in Scotland are now, much, much less than before. Anyone thinking: 'the good old days' in Scotland were better, is fucking bonkers. It's 2026.

Anyone in Scotland, who wants Nigel Farage, as UK Prime Minister is maybe old. Fair enough, they're not wanting change. Anyone else, is being judged, by half-sensible Scots. Was Liz Truss not enough? Scotland 5.5 million. The UK 66 million. Are there REALLY still that many silly Scots?

Rich People and Huge Corporations who haven't had to pay Tax in the UK, don't want to pay Tax... Who knew? Anyone not wanting Scottish Independence, in 2026, is a bit silly.

Can you see what it is yet De-toryfication is a name change, that's all. New name, same shit. Wake up, sensible Scots.

The people's c*nt of Judea. Same shit, different name. Tory! Tory! Tory! England IS this gormless.

I'm more worried about the REAL actual Scots who like him?

'That' accent..

If you respect and admire him, you're a very selfish Scot.

Only a completely silly Scot wants Nigel Farage as UK Prime Minister. He can't stand Scotland.

Anyone who thinks Scotland can't be Independent, is bonkers.