they spent millions inventing the impossible burger, meanwhile if a restaurant has a "veggie burger" you know im getting that shit. oh your fake meat has beet juice so it looks like it bleeds? I want a burger that has like visible broccoli florets in it. kernels of yellow corn.

My Captain told me the sea keeps eating his pressed hands so i asked how many sailors he has and he said he just goes to port and presses new sailors afterwards so i said it just sounds like he's drowning landsmen and now his bosun is flogging me

this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.

Great to hear @billhookunion.beanyear.com is keeping me safe from ghosts.

Now this is Content

Bean-nana bread featuring carob powder from @billhookunion.beanyear.com. I swapped 40 grams of carob powder for flour in this smitten kitchen recipe and it’s so good smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/jack....

Master and Commander/TNG Intro this was rendering all day while I was out lol

"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'." "Okay, now don't be mad but..."

No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.

Not even top 10%, smh.

I can’t believe they cropped Count Binface out of the picture

Such a tragedy to see an institution like DCist go down under incompetent leadership. DCist taught me and many others how to be a Washingtonian, and it’s absence leaves a huge hole in the local news scene.

🎶 AND IF I’M FLYING SOLO, AT LEAST I’M FLYING FREE 🎶