Can’t believe we used to flit to and fro together man I hardly ever see you in the meadow anymore

Infinite peace is stored in the effervescent spotless present moment bro

perverts? No... dear god please… No! sickos? Yes… ha ha ha… Yes!

leftists sharing ai memes are doing everything wrong

my precocious woke toddler who i lie about online is watching do the right thing and making commentary on spike Lee's filmography

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller January 30,1951

there’s a wizard going around and he’s stealing your piss

take the number 6. add one to it. you get 7. 6 7. this isn't a coincidence

I should join a street gang

sorry i only consume artisinal hand crafted slop

babies cry when they're born because they forgot how to do calculus

nice rice you’ve got there, be a real shame if a shrimp fried it

when u cringe so hard that u turn into a tumbleweed & roll away

the woke mob is giving He-man pronouns

reading a book in the dark by firing a gun over it

the horrors persist, but so do the horrors

adhd wizard who can't ponder his orb without going on phone

It's called attention deficit disorder, maybe you've

The McDonald’s recession menu item should be a meal where you get a cheeseburger and a single mcnugget but it comes presauced in something called “Grimace Water”

scanning the room for threats in my environment

Ok I will work for 40 more years but THAT'S IT

you can tell a lot about a person from their social security number

steak from fate jarm

cosmic ego death would fix me

First of all, I didn’t “karate chop” your baby. We were sparring

there's just no other way forward, we have to read from the tome of dimensional horrors

what if it was twink peaks and it was a bunch of useless gay men starting drama and getting nowhere close to solving crimes

Somehow I feel compelled to show the Marlboro brocc convergence

your skin should just have one big mite on it, runnin around like a mouse

My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet

I have mastered the technique of pressing the lever so I almost always get a pellet and rarely shocked

“wanna feel old?” sure brother, i would love to just feel something, anything

I've decided to start my own hive mind. It's just me so far

Smoking whatever

no offense but you would fail a test of mettle

something fun to do is you can scream

maybe the traumatic brain injury was the friends we made along the way

in this house we call hotdogs chunky dingdongs

“I just don’t like mayonnaise” you are wasting your life

This has been a great year for people who love being angry

If people didn’t want to be phallic they would dip into the ground instead of jutting up out of it like an erect penis

why is doom the only thing you can get an impending sense of, its never like an impending sense of sweet times ahead

Applying for a job at Walmart by personally giving my resume to the manager then immediately blowing my brains out before they can respond

here's a little move i like to call putting my earbuds in and forgetting to play anything for an hour

This voyage is not that bon

bourgeoisie is pronounced "buh-GOY-zee"

going to sucks. but going fro.... there's nothing like it.