The way you wear the light.

This is my emotional support shitpost

kill fascism fuck hate marry xmas

"Your laugh is like a sunset," I say right before I nail gun my hand to the frame of a revolving door

Level up!

Stop amplifying terrible people

Always dance like free will isn't an illusion.

Looking for things we could have if only we could keep them

my skircle is pics of various meats and cheeses

can you believe im the first person to say this?? narrator: they believed it

There was this surreal show in 1969 that I kinda have a lowkey obsession with. Widely regarded as the worst show ever (networks pulled it mid showing), its premise is that Ai takes over the network and makes content that it thinks is funny to humans. The jumbled electronic music is supposed to be

I post a lot of sexual innuendo for someone that doesn’t remember what sex is like

Biting a hole through my cheek until I find my way home.

Saw your man trying to pull the sword from the stone. He was struggling

Letting right-wing podcasters run the world is not optimal.

Fucking in the bath tub until it’s full

I thought about love the entire time

today (unqualified)

a lost and found but for a fucking break

I didn’t make it weird. It was like that when I got here.

Biggest lie in life, is how we think we don’t have the time to speak the truth, until it becomes a matter of fact

Sure I have problems, but I also have cheese, so I’ll be fine.

Sorry, thought this was as the Better Help chat

I was social mediating before it was cool.

*does the coffee grinder* *gets all of the pussy*

Working on my rambling manifesto with increasing urgency. It should fix everything

“As you wish”

I know you're very tired and the world seems very stupid, but I think you're the coolest and I'm sending you peace and love. If I could send you tacos, I would, but for now you get a virtual hug.

Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings

My skeletons have their own closets.

get in, no time to explain

fuuuuuuuuuuck just found out my favourite porn category are real people

Nice try, tryers.

I don’t care about enemies

Every thing we do affects the world. EVERY THING!

No comment

I regret nothing...wait everything.

*after sex will this impact my uber rating?

I apologize. I don’t do well in situations.

painting all day today, so if things get weird it’s the fumes ☠️

Tom Waits, because Tom is very patient.

Therapist: express how you feel. Me: *opens a Nature Valley granola bar on desk*

been calling them treese’s out of respect for whoever posted that

I like your alt better.

texting my mom: hey diva texting my boss: hey diva texting my estranged son who hasn't spoken to me in 9 years: hey diva

Can you hear me thinking about you?

Distance grows wherever you let it.

people just don’t lambada anymore and it is a shame

Anyone: “Did you want to…” Me: “No”

Where we're going we don't need notifications.