I’ve been dreamin and here’s a song for you. This is how I like my music. youtu.be/uskbtNwaZ3s?...

if a tree falls in the forest and i set fire to your car do you really care about the tree

Never mind the furthermore, the plead is self defence

I do it for myself

Where does the time go?

i can only use shaking my ass as a distraction for so long

Saying I’m happy when I’m not

When you’re smoking, I’ll smoke mine

I wrote a page about you in my diary

You’re thinking about everything, aren’t you?

Rock paper scissor….rock

Break my heart!

It’s a chemical reaction and nothing more

Watching you from a distant time

I’m weird but I’m not strange

What the hell is a trac phone?

if you need me, that’s unfortunate

You know you want to

Who?

Seriously, what are you so afraid of ???

I like to post in the night so no one will see and I can be forgotten

I skeet about the way I feel

I know where to put it

Peace, love and please, don't talk to me.

Devour a book and forget about dinner

Home is where you know how to work the shower settings

I’d probably be funny if I could remember anything for longer than 10 minutes to tell you about it

It’s not a competition anymore

love is love 🤗

Anyone ever be the other guy…or the other woman…pretty awesome, ain’t it 😏

I dont post nearly enough on here. Youre welcome.

I will burn the bridge while still standing on it.

Dork. 💀

Lime zest lol

Gotta burn these dry pine needles before they burn me

Breakfast of champions

I’m a gringo and I don’t want to be a gringo

Is it affect or effect??

Sit down and shut up.

I really hope Art and Garfunkel will get back together

People who put fvck instead of fuck in a post, why? Is your mom here?

I might live long but I certainly will not prosper

We need a bsky version of the Big Brother diary room so y'all have someplace to cry other than on main

my favorite comfort food is attention

Tunes up, tuned out!

When is it my turn?

Never give it away, K.

some people are not lessons, they were just a waste of time

bruh

I have no idea how many kilos I weigh