How to give your cat water? Do you use just a bowl of water or one of those fountains ?

I don’t really like the word ‘food.’ It’s vulgar

Don’t ever let anyone talk you out of your dreams

Just for today, I think I’ll lie here and dream of you

It’s 2026, if you’re still talking about your haters, you might be the problem

Jesus befriends whores

Meant for no one.

Distracted by the sky again.

These posts are gifts from my heart

no, you fool

Inspired

Let’s fuck around and find out

Good for you. Good for your ego?

Every day I ask myself, what day is it?

Relax, you’re not wasting your potential. Apparently this is it.

I googled "how many cherries before regrets" and it says 20, so I stopped at 15 just in case.

Don’t copy that floppy!!!!

this probably goes without saying but i don’t write posts i create art

I haven’t even taken my shot yet

The best thing to happen to you is the worst thing to happen to me

Today's mantra: whatever.....

You didn’t even notice me

“Chestnut” is kind of funny

How Stella Artois Got the Emperor's New Groove Back to the Future

Waste your time on someone else

I don’t want you in that way but I do want you

Posting my life away 🎵

I’m a fool when you’re good to me

If the recipe calls for browned butter, no it doesn't.

Sometimes I refuse to be classy.

ah the classic "things seem to be getting better" trick

The people that you left behind weren’t worthy of you

I was never truly here

What I have to say about it is in nobody's best interest

It’s not my fault you don’t love me

Boring

Are we bored yet?

The void is screaming back tonight.

If you like flats over drums, you’re toxic!

fifa is corrupt…surprise surprise

Better grab your straight jacket. It’s supposed to be chilly later.

God bless America

Get in loser.. we’re going soul searching.

I wander down lonely streets all the time

As the saying goes, if you love something set it on fire. Happy 4th, I guess 💣🧨💥

Provolone is better than mozzarella

I’ve got two heads…one is here and one is gone

Friendship is the world!

added some pasta water to my skincare routine