The day I figure out how to quote-skeet, it’s over

Marvels latest supervillain…

No, I’m not pregnant!

Yep

How about we get on each other’s bullshit

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

Something Silly #149: They call the skin of a potato a jacket…isn’t that silly

Is it wrong of me to want more from you

Why ask chat gpt for medical advice when you can get it from me for free!

How’s no nut November going for you?

No Noise November. everybody shut up

Never mind what they say, you’re my favourite

Join me in a challenge this month. It's called " November " It's where we all just try to survive every day of November.

Time is all fucked up! It’s everyone for themselves!

Spring forward, Fall back into seasonal depression.

me, to any feisty teen trick-or-treaters tonight

Summer is gone

Calling all positivity misinformation.

I'll happily tell anyone you're wrong. Just let me know.

thanks for following, you’ll be bored

I'm pleased to announce that I have no idea what the fuck is happening

Margarine has really come a long way

I’ve got a big announcement to make…I’m back on my bullshit !

Weed, because it’s hard to worry when you’re stoned and feeling groovy bb

I question your judgement

Turn that frown upside down, bitch

Is it possible to @ people on this stupid app?

In space no one can hear you talk about your “authentic self”

It’s not you, it’s the decay of meaning

went to bed last night ready for bed tonight

throw your expectations in the river and let the current carry them away

What’s the difference between a panzerotti and a calzone ??

I’m here, where are you?

You say you’re a sex worker organizer, I say you’re a pimp!

Listen, this post ain’t gonna shit itself… oh…. never mind…

Don’t count your chickens

🤯<—-what is this? Don’t know why but I thought it was a dude wearing a crown of thorns

It doesn’t take a jealous man to write a jealous skeet

could a depressed person do this? [eats a third bagel]

Now it’s Canadian thanksgiving. I know it’s true cuz I’m feeling anxious

creep on creepin on !!!

Please be patient with me during this troubling trolling phase

Everything used to be embarrassing, but now everything is just annoying

I don't know anything about nothing.

Seriously thinking about.............

That dog ain’t gonna walk itself

All my skeets are for you

pronouncing Mastodon like fudge