Need Switch game recs, I don’t care for animal crossing and find the 2 newest zelda games annoyingly hard at times

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Fuuuuckkk hheerrrrr

Why are martinis talked about so strongly with good vs bad. It’s a glass of liquor with a little more liquor and/or zest. It’s so basic how can it be so “bad” if you choose the brand of vodka or gin?

It takes effort to spend so much in a short time that you trigger fraud protection, but I’ve always been up for a challenge

I am so late to the party but holy shit Alysa Liu’s gold winning routine? UNREAL. I have never gotten teary eyed from figure skating, that was so impressive and beautiful and happy. She looks like she is having SO much fun out there

This is so funny

Getting hit on on Cash App is so wild 😂

Life is crazy, but I’m crazier

miss u

Girl

Oh, a drama comedy Oscar nom, that will be good …..A24 Oh, no. 2 hours later

I waited years to buy these because I wasn’t back at my “normal” weight. And now they’re gone. I hope I’ve learned a lesson cause I am mega bummed

I should buy myself a gift today but what do I really need? Nothing material

I’m stuck in bed today but Happy Valentine’s Day to all of you 😘

I need to go forest bathing

Sitting in the infusion center anxiously in a Ticketmaster waiting room… got 2 tickets to Noah Kahan in August! Fucking stoked. If Sleep Token announces a tour soon my credit card is cooked

Trying to break out of solitude and agoraphobia, so had a friend over late last night and we had the most fun ‘ladies talking about sex’ conversations I’ve ever had. Included a “hey, if you asked me to- I would” re:strap on. So. There’s that.

Who’s gunna be my valentine tho?

You know I think about you all the time And my deep misunderstandin' of your life And how bad it must have been for you back then And how hard it was to keep it all inside

Surprising no one, my nurse is an angel. I am exhausted but grateful today. How you doin?

I would kill for a cup of coffee right now oh my god please send coffee gnomes

I deleted IG so y’all are gunna have to be subjected to selfies and such. Good color combo today

Felt appropriate for #monochromemonday

I’m sorry if I offended you, I was trying to offend someone else (your mom)

Back to regular scheduled programming

This new ring camera feature “Search Party” to “look for lost dogs” is such obvious bullshit from a tyrannical government, it’s laughable

Interesting. I’d like to see some big plays tho

did i mistake you for a sign from god?

I need these for my health

I’m having a rough time. Will get back to saucy pics soon 😘

Why is it $323 to renew my passport? Insanity. I’m truly terrified of this country, I want the option, however unlikely it might be

Send horror movie recs, it’s the only thing distracting enough to take a break from spiraling despair

They say that nothing is forever, what makes love the exception?

You're the only game that I like to lose

What I’m really looking for in life is a d&d group

It’s okay to eat cheesecake for breakfast

I heard you're looking for a saviour, honey, put your faith in me

Cheer me up

💋

The next person who gets to have sex with me is going to need to take a month long sabbatical

This is my kink sorry (just… watch it all)

There’s something about a good set of nails

I tried to do this soap bubble thing (with the wrong product) and it came out rather cummy

Hi

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🌺 just for you 😉