Happy Fathers Day

Just found out the state has had to put out multiple warnings about how strong our weed is bc of all the people here for the World Cup 😂

Metal elitists screaming about how Sleep Token is the worst music ever made 🥱

I got my haircut and got a green juice at a new juice bar and now I can do whatever I want for the rest of the day…

If you’re not sure if you should get a cat, just know that those two cats will be the best three cats you’ve ever had

Microsoft laid off 9,000 mostly Xbox employees. That’s three times the amount of employees at the entire Nintendo company. Something ain’t right here

Last night my BIL said Elon musk is “fine” and “should be able to do what he wants” and “I’d probably be doing the same stuff” and he is hugely uninformed about 90% of the shit Elon does bc he’s not on social media, but I cannot stop angrily arguing in my head.

My mother sent me a birthday card 😂 the delusion that she can steal hundreds of dollars of my stuff, after a lifetime of abuse, and *now* I’ll want to reconcile? Idiot.

has anyone seen my sanity?

Someone get in bed with me and read me a book

Thinking of trying some new hobbies... maybe hoarding stained mattresses or expired potted meats.

I was gunna post my tits today but forgot to take a pic so you get this allergic reaction I’m having right now lol

I have a headache from making my face emote for hours on end. Can I just wear a mask that does that part? I’m tired

What must life be like without taking everything, real and imagined, personally? Logically, I know I can't be blamed for all of it but my scars argue "Oh, but you can. You caused this." Fuck this nervous breakdown of an existence.

Forget the wrinkles, I have memories I'd like to erase

I am far too familiar. It feels so out of my control when it happens

You know in video games with dialogue choices it’ll pop up with “npc has noticed your negative tone” I need that irl

Your behavior has been noted.

I bought myself a chantilly cupcake and weed and a can of wine and… jewelry. I date myself and it’s going great

i wish i had coping skills instead of these unbelievable tits

I drank a can of wine yesterday and was reminded why people enjoy alcohol

I have to get out of bed and perform happiness and I don’t have the energy for it

I always forget if I've locked the front door, turned off the stove or had a loving childhood.

Forever telling people online ‘gaslighting’ is not a synonym for lying, or tricking. It is an abuser deliberately making you think you’re going crazy. It is absolutely unreal to experience and fucks you up so bad in so many ways

Went for demure nails this time I guess

I wish I could go to blockbuster and rent movies

Like art, I am also meant to be nailed against the wall

I just want to be asleep all of the time

I have two moods: leave me alone and why is nobody talking to me

I need someone to finally be brave enough to put Daniel Radcliffe and Elijah Wood in an absolutely bonkers movie together

Okay I am still in bed days later but I’ve watched and enjoyed Oddity, Hokum, ready or not 2, they will kill you, Men, Sphere, Silent Hill (2026),

The vibe I bring to the function

Having severe delayed gastric emptying makes when edibles hit a wild roll of the dice

The more I learn, the more I wish to be lobotomized

Describe your last bowel movement with an album title

What if I could just get things done by deciding to do them and then actually doing that? I'd be unstoppable.

Yesterday I ran errands and washed my car, today is a watch horror movies in bed day

I'm in the mood for someone to make me coffee and feed me boston creme donuts.

Please sir, my token, it’s asleep

OCEANIA HAS ALWAYS BEEN VERY CLOSE TO A DEAL WITH EURASIA

I cannot buy a gift for others without buying myself something too 😇

“You all disrobe in front of a massive smiling portrait of Richard Nixon” If you aren’t watching dnd actual play what are you doing?

There’s a nonzero chance I am moving to the country and living in a yurt. My only concern is bears and the climate and how it’s changing rapidly

Had to

My aunt sent me three canvases of AI art for my birthday 🤮 it’s the thought that counts…

I'm not rude, I'm selectively friendly and you weren't selected.

I strive to be as creative with my murdering as cenobites

What a freaky little weirdo of a movie. I liked it a lot but it’s divisive in reviews. People found it boring, I found it very tense and creepy. I blocked out the tagline cause it’s stupid and better to not know lol

I really didn’t have the stamina to do my nails today and I can tell my the end result 😭 just lots of problems. But I’ll do rainbow next time too probably 😁