can I come over and bleed on your floor

we all have the totally rational fear that you’ll wake up the morning after getting tattooed and your blanket will have wiped all the ink away right?

the moon is an artist

everything is terrible so tonight go out and worship the wolf supermoon she’s our only hope

beauty juxtaposed with horror has got to be one of my favorite things

Phantom of the Opera (2004)

it’s vague aesthetic board time 📿

14/12 periods completed for 2025. Responsible and heavily infertile btw. Still a win.

my birthstone is a tooth you found in the pasture

brain for sale, never used

Just had four days off, and I have to go back to work tomorrow. Unbelievable.

you are a regular guy. you know what sleep is.

<3 Edward Gorey

I apologize. I don’t do well in situations.

cloudy with a 70% chance of getting bangs today

reverse advent calendar where I scream a little scream into each tiny box and close it up tight

I’d love nothing more than to skip the entire month of december

very good feeling when i miss the book i'm reading when i'm not able to read it

good morning 🥰

i wanna take my brain out and blow on it like a gameboy cartridge

and i’m always right

the lion actually does concern herself with too many things and lives every day with a crippling level of anxiety

A museum heist? Jewel thieves? How whimsical ✨

Barb will always leave the herd for a treat 🍪

i'm losing it in the chillest way possible rn

macabremaxxing

🍂🕸️🦇🎃🦇🕸️🍂🎃🕸️🦇🍂 50 DAYS TIL HALLOWEEN 🎃🦇🕸️🍂🕸️🦇🎃🍂🕸️🦇🎃

the fairies on the ranch are really out here acting like I don’t know a trap when I see one 🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫🍄‍🟫

soup hates that longhorn stuffy hovering above her with a fiery passion

what if I just believed it’ll be okay

🍂🎃👻🕸️🤎🦇💀🌰🖤🍁🧡💀🧶 🍄‍🟫🍂🎃 is it october yet? 👻🕸️🤎🦇 💀🌰🖤🍁🧡💀🧶🍄‍🟫🍂🎃👻🕸️🍂

wanna get into substack so bad, but stringing together enough thoughts to make a coherent article is daunting

the moss says your soul is playful

the internal battle between the urge to put art out into the world and the fear of being perceived

I made a silly little tumblr blog with a custom theme and everything. So it’s 2008 again and everything is fine.

support your local cemetery

pumpkin spice tortellini

A girl talking about how her trash boyfriend “would never” do a very simple thing that would make her happy breaks my heart. Like if you want sushi after work and he won’t go pick it up even though he’s been home all day doing nothing, just dump him. He’s a loser who doesn’t even like you.

im like if a girl was an eclipse, dont look at me

Whats the point of life if your not just a tad whimsical.

queen of hurting my own feelings 💋🔪🫀

almost time to romanticize the f*ck out of autumn!! 🍂🖤

nobody likes me everybody hates me guess ill go eat WORMS