Caitlin
@caitlintake2.bsky.social
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A man with a raccoon face led me here.
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John Lyon
about 10 hours ago
You have to understand, a lot of things seemed extreme to us in the 90s. It was a more innocent time.
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Joolia Ghoulia
1 day ago
Be trippin' up that road Be fallin' down that hill Be jumpin' off that building
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mindflakes
1 day ago
Tried holding one hand out of the window of a moving car to play with the wind as a visual metaphor for my capricious nature but I accidentally slapped a passing seagull
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Oh, to be a blue-tongued skink sleeping in a humid hide.
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Siege
2 days ago
I think the Hamburglar and Chucky had the same mom.
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ceej
over 1 year ago
Thereβs a visible meter floating above my head at all times slowly depleting since I last ate a big Ren Faire turkey leg
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Nate's Myth
2 days ago
gen z kids reminisce like "remember when everything was on fleek? those were the days"
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Dan Cerinthedark
1 day ago
coffee #1 most spillable drink
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Jack
3 days ago
In retrospect I didnβt need a rehearsal dinner, I had experience eating dinner many times prior to that.
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2 days ago
Finished needlepoint! πΏπ©·πΏ
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Collin Murr
2 days ago
βNo this biopic doesnβt go into that stuff. It ends with his application to art school.β
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BlobStar
2 days ago
Made a quick little post-it doodle of a jaunty bird to hang out by my desk
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So happy to have this guy from
@octopuscaveman.bsky.social
on my wall.
2 days ago
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Idle
2 days ago
I really would have excelled at conversation in the time of carrier pigeon.
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I thought I was a good person, but I found myself laughing at a missing cat post because they named the cat Jim. (I hope Jim finds his way home soon. π)
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ceej
3 days ago
selecting the window seat and immediately closing the shade to protect my fellow passengers from witnessing the blasphemy of human flight
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Viktor Winetrout
3 days ago
As an empath, I can sense when a cloaked figure is chasing me through the catacombs
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beetle moses
2 days ago
Something instead of nothing
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Dan Cerinthedark
4 days ago
Iβm sorry but the frogs are chirping too hornily at each other and itβs grossing me out
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John
3 days ago
I just made a horrible correlation. Anytime Iβve experienced good food in a hospital cafeteria there was death involved but when the food was shitty the patient was fine. I hope you donβt have the opportunity to test this theory but if you do, just to be safe I hope the food sucks.
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Guilherme Nunes
3 days ago
watermelon
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saja π₯π€
4 days ago
*crawls out of the dirt* "that was a great earth day"
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chris.
7 days ago
WHO THE FUCK'S IDEA WAS IT TO LET THE HORSES PERFORM SURGERY AGAIN? THEY HAVE GOT HOOVES FOR HANDS. MAYBE MR. DUMPTY WOULD HAVE HAD A CHANCE IF WE'D HAVE CALLED A DOCTOR RATHER THAN FUCKING SEABISCUIT.
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Eize Basa
5 days ago
No, I am not "single"...I was the winner of a March Madness-style polycule that started out with 64 members, each eliminated from the group over subsequent rounds until in the end I was the only one left. I'm not a bachelor, I'm a champion.
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Steve Suckington
5 days ago
ME: Iβm gonna try to take you to a disco BOB SEGER: you better not
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Jesse Taylor Lewis
5 days ago
I wonder if birdwatchers ever have nightmares where all of the sudden the birds all have little binoculars and are watching themπ€
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drewtoothpaste
5 days ago
it's so funny that the cells in your body know what to do with rotisserie chicken when you eat it. then again, when i see rotisserie chicken at the grocery i also know what to do with it. maybe what i think is knowledge is those hungry cells whispering chicken dreams to my mind's ear
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Sam
5 days ago
I wish I had the confidence of the 5-year-old who just walked up to me in a hospital hallway and said, βBad news mister, my mother is lost.β
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bacon popsicle π½
4 days ago
[having the birds & bees talk with 13] Well son, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and bees have the best knees!
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Tom Cox
5 days ago
Write the book you would like to see someone pull from a higgledy piggledy pile in a secondhand shop 63 years after your death and say, "This looks fucking weird. I think I will buy it for Joan."
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Nate's Myth
4 days ago
happy earth day! wild coincidence that all the Earths were born on the same day, but I trust the science
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β©οΈ π«ππππ ππ π―ππππππ β©οΈ
5 days ago
Keep On Keepin' On
#Art
by Tommy Devoid
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beetle moses
5 days ago
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Eize Basa
6 days ago
People are often curious about all the chunky rings I wear, but the truth is each one tells a story. And that story is: Iβm having a midlife crisis.
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Guilherme Nunes
6 days ago
love song
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d.ly
6 days ago
itβs fun when multiple cat pfps like the same posts bc my notifications look like one cat saw it and shared it with their cat friends
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Guilherme Nunes
6 days ago
hamster
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Brendel
6 days ago
I like how the fish in the picture is like Yesssss oh fuckkkkkk as he listens to the chorus of Sister Christian
add a skeleton here at some point
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Low Quality Facts
6 days ago
That blows my mind.
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aric
6 days ago
Nothing official yet, but..
add a skeleton here at some point
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bacon popsicle π½
7 days ago
Thereβs little that can reduce you to tears quite so exquisitely as the right piece of music at just the right time. That said, a well timed football to the testicles does come close though.
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Wishing Marijuana a very happy birthday.
6 days ago
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Reformed President Warren G. Harding
8 days ago
The existence of βLinked Inβ implies the existence of Zelda the Fuck Outta Here
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Jack Boot
over 2 years ago
Me: Why does my cat bite me? Veterinarian: Because his paws are too tiny to choke you.
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The Bearminator
8 days ago
Ainβt No Mountain High Enough is a song about stalking, right?
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perfect angel
8 days ago
pavlov wouldve loved these things
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π±πππ ππππππππ
9 days ago
Me: Iβd like to take you out for an expensive meal. Her: Thanks, but I had a long day. Could we stay home and still have an expensive meal? Me: Sure *hands her an avocado*
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kim
8 days ago
i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if iβm feeling any better.
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