Caitlin
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A man with a raccoon face led me here.
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Johnny Dale
about 5 hours ago
Everyone keeps warning me that Minnesota is really cold but idk what theyβre talking about, Iβve lived here since mid-April and Iβve barely been cold at all.
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Kellalena
about 8 hours ago
The average American eats eight Big Macs in their sleep every year
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Fantastic M. Fox
about 9 hours ago
Hey. Lemme see your pets.
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As a people watcher I'm always caught off guard when I catch people people watching me.
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Cosmic Clau
about 24 hours ago
it is what it is it is what it isn't it is what's unnerving it is what was hidden it is what we didn't want it is what it shouldn't be it is what we never meant it is complete utter fuckery
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mindflakes
1 day ago
Have I ever eaten a moth? Yes. Would I eat a moth again? Probably. Is it weird that I'm telling you this because you didn't ask? Absolutely. But let me ask you this: Do you have any moths?
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Barba Papa π³οΈβπ The Bear Did Lady
1 day ago
Rarely does window shopping lead to the purchase of windows.
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beetle moses
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mean things I say to myself
2 days ago
Hey chat, for real though, I need all your available positive energy tomorrow. I know it's stretched as thin as your grocery budget, but if you have even a coupon's worth to spare for a stranger who is asking for help in the form of vibes, I want it and I receive it and I will take it. Thank you.
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Collin Murr
2 days ago
The only Spielberg movie to break my suspension of disbelief was Close Encounters where thereβs a 3-year-old kid named Barry. Barryβs are never 3; they manifest at 45 with a divorce and a job they hate.
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Michelle
3 days ago
The World Cup is proof that if not for our leaders, the vast majority of the world's people would get along just fine.
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John Lyon
2 days ago
Me: I donβt have to justify myself to you. Thereβs only one person I have to justify myself to. Them: Yourseβ Me: My parole officer.
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La Spaghettissima
3 days ago
Life's too short to not wear fun socks
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CynicalTherapist
5 days ago
I like to say things like 'cobble together', because I like to sound like an elf, even though I'm a giantess.
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πBπ³οΈβπ
3 days ago
i donβt pay attention to serving sizes, i just eat until i hate myself and then take a few more bites
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BlobStar
3 days ago
Break out the melatonin/lavender/chamomile infused sugar scrub, babe. We're falling asleep in the tub together tonight.
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit π
3 days ago
I want my obituary to have a treasure map that ends at a sign saying "the real treasure is friendship." That way, people will be glad I'm dead.
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Lizzy
3 days ago
As much as I bump into things, my bruises can't really be called mysterious at this point
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Struggalo
3 days ago
If you're ever up to your elbows in something, just raise your arms so your elbows are higher.
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β©οΈ π«ππππ ππ π―ππππππ β©οΈ
3 days ago
Life
#Art
by Tommy Devoid
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Guilherme Nunes
3 days ago
The cat didn't want to go to work and is jealous of the cat that was abducted.
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i think i ate a bug
6 days ago
What if god was built Ford tough Just a truck for hauling stuff
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Eize Basa
4 days ago
I can do anything I set my mind to. Anything at all. Just as long as itβs not something that Iβm being paid for or that Iβm expected to do or is due today or is good for my health or could advance my career or would help people who are counting on me or could benefit me in any possible way or
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Marc
4 days ago
Not to brag or anything, but I don't need to drink alcohol to make bad decisions.
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Santana Abraxas
9 days ago
Jewels have got to be the #1 thing to be encrusted with
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Gore Vidal Sassoon
3 days ago
hello are you here for a gay marriage or a
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Nate's Myth
4 days ago
honestly I don't trust people who don't make the noise of the animals they encounter on a walk. see a goose? honk honk mfer
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π±πππ ππππππππ
4 days ago
Did anyone ever find out why that guyβs brain stopped tickinβ after he ate the Chinese chicken? Was it a health code thing?
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ππ₯π’ π§©
5 days ago
struggling successfully
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Haus of Decline
4 days ago
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TeenagePhlebotomy
6 days ago
Nigeria and Iceland should merge. We need a Niceland.
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The Onion
6 days ago
Local Church Opens Doors To Any Single Mothers In Need Of Judgment
https://theonion.com/local-church-opens-doors-to-any-single-mothers-in-need-of-judgment/
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andy vs.
6 days ago
My greatest talent is always pulling exactly 6 Totino's pizza rolls from the bag
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Pandy Fackler
7 days ago
It's Sunday. I'm going to go joyride all the toilets at home depot
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Queen RanDumb
18 days ago
Middle of the cereal aisle is as good as any place for a nervous breakdown
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A-Mooβs Bouche
over 1 year ago
Goose love letters: βhonks and hisses xoxoβ
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A-Mooβs Bouche
6 days ago
youβve finally achieved your dreams when you have olive oils for different scenarios
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The Card
7 days ago
I should get hero pay for continuing to exist.
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BrujoLocoβ οΈπ€πΊ
7 days ago
Happy Solstice, you absolute piece of shit.
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TeenagePhlebotomy
7 days ago
today I learned that tuberculosis is not a potato-borne disease
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12 days ago
If I ever start referring to myself in the third person, just know sheβs went off the deep end.
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Viktor Winetrout
about 2 years ago
One of the worst ways to get stabbed is repeatedly
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andy vs.
10 days ago
I'm sorry for commenting "again?" on your pregnancy announcement
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ππ₯π’ π§©
9 days ago
her feet were beautiful like a couple of... long weird hands
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George Wallace
8 days ago
Happy Juneteenth to my people and our allies. It's gonna take all of us to make this the cookout we know it can be and whatnot.
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β©οΈ π«ππππ ππ π―ππππππ β©οΈ
8 days ago
Kind To Yourself πΉ
#Art
by Gus Fink
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Congresswoman Jasmine Crockett
9 days ago
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Eize Basa
9 days ago
Probably the worst part of the Great Depression was the day your clothes were repossessed by the bank and you had to stumble naked to the local cooper to be fitted for a barrel.
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ceej
9 days ago
the floor is lava? that is, in many ways, a relief
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βπΎβπΏπ«A Blackity Black Beanπ«βπΏβπΎ
9 days ago
Happy Juneteenth, frens!
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