Kerry
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incapable of being unhip ☆⋆。𖦹°‧★🛸
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You can pry the yacht rock out of my cold dead little river band.
over 2 years ago
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Struggalo
10 months ago
I don't believe any of you are carrying around bingo cards.
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SIDE BANGS
10 months ago
It is what it is, and that is nothing
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Pizza Las Vegas
10 months ago
As a society, we gotta go back to casting some people out into the wilderness.
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Idle
10 months ago
I want to be haunted by places and things, not food or people.
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SIDE BANGS
10 months ago
You can easily drop everything and come pick me up
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Bogey
10 months ago
I bought you a sword please respond.
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Dan Cerinthedark
10 months ago
Ok who the fuck left all this jam in here unpumped
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Travis comma bitch
10 months ago
Friend: go big or go home Me: home
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Fun
10 months ago
happy birthday america, you fucking jackass
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Little Greenis
over 1 year ago
It’s ok to disagree on climate change, water over the bridge.
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Amy
over 1 year ago
biblically accurate international space station
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Allen Rein
over 1 year ago
I’d much rather watch a concert with a little football game at intermission.
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raindro
over 1 year ago
what i wouldnt give to be an alien zooming around the multiverse in cute little ufo
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Tamper Proof Lid
over 1 year ago
You ever just think about moss
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mave
over 1 year ago
However much water you’re drinking, it’s not enough. It will never be enough
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Marl
over 1 year ago
I may not be the brightest crayon in the tool shed but at least I'm great at analogies.
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Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️
over 1 year ago
I would like to vote for the reptilian shapeshifters now, please.
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Jax
over 1 year ago
Don't forget to look up at the sky
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Nappy Dolemite
over 1 year ago
Now, more than ever, aliens
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Pizza Las Vegas
over 1 year ago
If there's one thing I've learned about getting older it's that you shouldn't
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Salty MacTavish
over 1 year ago
All I ask of you is that we hate the same things. We’ll walk side-by-side, hating things
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slop enjoyer
over 1 year ago
we should eat the government
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Jake_Vig
over 1 year ago
“Your password cannot be that stupid one you always try to use.”
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Shade 5
over 1 year ago
This January feels longer than a Phish song.
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Tippi Hedren Collider
over 1 year ago
Is there some kind of spa treatment where I can be sanded right back down to the original wood grain?
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The Card
over 1 year ago
The United States of Fuck This Shit.
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NurseBrianRN
over 1 year ago
you are but microplastics, and to microplastics you shall return.
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Corpsy
over 1 year ago
"All religion my friend, is simply evolved out of fraud, fear, greed, imagination, and poetry." Edgar Allan Poe
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Idle
over 1 year ago
I’m over forty. “The other day” is either three days or eighteen months ago.
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
nice credit score you got there. be a shame if it was all...imaginary
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yoyo
over 1 year ago
a gofundme for a cobb salad
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TracieBreaux
over 1 year ago
I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
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Toby 🇵🇸
over 1 year ago
If God closes a door to teach a man to fish, make lemonade
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Eternal Samnation
over 1 year ago
BREAKING: Scientists Agree to Halt Search for Amnesia Cure “Until Everything Stops Sucking”
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Pot Shop Boy
over 1 year ago
Cicadas have it right. I'm tunneling underground. See you in 17 years to scream for a while.
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Crunkolas Driverton
over 1 year ago
As it turns out "let's wrap this up like a corpse in rug" isn't the universally recognized analogy that one would think
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Shade 5
over 1 year ago
If you’re real quiet, you can hear my knees weeping as I approach this treadmill.
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Jake_Vig
over 1 year ago
My daughter lost her first tooth and put it under her pillow. I replaced it with an even bigger tooth. She wants to play tooth games? Let's dance.
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d.ly
over 1 year ago
ok damn January got hands
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harpy
over 1 year ago
i'm glad that nothing matters, but it's also kind of a bummer
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J_Curtis 🇨🇦
over 1 year ago
Listening to Betty Davis Eyes just makes you want to slap people around
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DB 🇨🇦
over 1 year ago
We're renaming the Great Lakes to the Canada Lakes. 🇨🇦
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John Lyon
over 1 year ago
Sorry I’ve been irritable for the past few always.
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Ointmental
almost 2 years ago
Anything can be a cat toy if you don’t want it to be
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