Mazzy
@msnis.bsky.social
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Pronouns: she/her bangers (and mash)
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*applies heavy eye make-up, puts on platform boots, sprays on glitter, tosses boa around neck and struts off to face the impending apocalypse*
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Fleas the size of rats sucked on rats the size of cats And ten thousand peoploids split into small tribes Coveting the highest of the sterile skyscrapers Like packs of dogs assaulting the glass fronts of Love-Me Avenue... Any day now The Year of the Diamond Dogs - David Bowie
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Cru
6 months ago
always be yourself, fucko.
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grilled cheese 🧀
6 months ago
many are saying this
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
6 months ago
Following
@doomkick.com
is normal. Everybody who enjoys things follows
@doomkick.com
. If you are someone who does not enjoy things, please wait and an agent will arrive shortly.
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
6 months ago
JFK or Newark would literally kill this person
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Crystal Frasier
6 months ago
I have discovered that there is a teensy tiny car called the Bambi Trident that looks like a Jetson's car powered by a scooter engine and I have a MIGHTY NEED.
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Crystal Frasier
6 months ago
9pm on Sunday night is the saddest time in the world.
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Liz Lets Loose
6 months ago
This is who runs this account
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ObsidianShiv
6 months ago
Here's my political take for the day: *walks into the ocean*
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TwoSense
6 months ago
crazy people on here keep me sane
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Struggalelf
8 months ago
I got food poisoning from eating expired feelings.
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DaddyJew
6 months ago
Mom: don’t use those towels, those are for guests Me: what are we? Mom: guests who aren’t allowed to use those towels
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E.D.D.I.E.z
6 months ago
somebody just asked me if i thought there was any change, i almost spat my swill out and said we’re gonna need a bigger trough
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E.D.D.I.E.z
6 months ago
my mattress didn’t wake me up this morning because it forgot, its memory is dense under pressure
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❄️ S N O W Y S T A R fish ❄️
6 months ago
this is who runs this account
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Thanks For Sharing, Jerk
6 months ago
Asking the people who cheer when we get murdered to “be civil” is a giant waste of time
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦
6 months ago
Stop asking for answers and start punching nazis
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mindi
11 months ago
validation is an inside job
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chelchell
6 months ago
Top, bottom or switch? (this is about hugging)
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚
6 months ago
Due to the fascist take over I will no longer be participating in anything other than day drinking & binge eating
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🎄✨BOOP✨🎄
6 months ago
When I said I was normal, I may have exaggerated.
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺
6 months ago
The next sundress I buy will be guacamole colored.
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Granite Man
6 months ago
All of my red flags are cancelled out by the fact that I'm funny AF.
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Jake_Vig
6 months ago
Sorry I was thinking of a new Wordle starting word while you were talking.
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Twitter died
6 months ago
Hell in a Handbasket isn’t looking half bad these days
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sweetie π
6 months ago
during these polarizing times i think it’s important to remember not to be a whiny little bitch
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF
6 months ago
People underestimate how serious it is when a comedian gets writer's block. It's no joke.
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Amish Super Model
6 months ago
PSA: Please spay or neuter your racists.
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Julie Lavender Menace
6 months ago
A couple of the M&M's I ate off of my shirt were buttons.
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Daisy
6 months ago
Why is it ok for someone to ask me why I’m single but rude for me to say omg, that’s crazy you found someone to marry you.
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It’s always weird looking at your old wedding photos.
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6 months ago
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Amy
6 months ago
listen, y’all aren’t taking me seriously enough time is ticking and i’ve had zero offers
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trickykat
6 months ago
Please, your honour, you need to follow Doomkick. He is such a funny and fun guy lol 1K ….
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d.ly
6 months ago
taking a short snooze, don't let any more fascism happen while I'm gone
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los 🦦
6 months ago
I’m at the age where I think: That shouldn’t go in the dryer, and it’s annoying.
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James
6 months ago
HUMANS: careful!!! we might use a nuke 👉👈 STRATOVOLCANO: i’m gonna do the funniest thing
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anybody look at the doomsday clock recently?
6 months ago
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Cosmic Clau
6 months ago
Same goes for you, Tuesday
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ObsidianShiv
6 months ago
Gonna have the wife put on her amish outfit and churn butter for me tonight.
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Sam
6 months ago
A useful skill for smart people to master is pretending to be a dumbass in the presence of an actual dumbass pretending to be smart.
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sweetie π
6 months ago
nuclear holocaust wasn’t exactly the brat girl summer i was hoping for
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An Evan
6 months ago
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spleenly
6 months ago
It was the fuck this of times; it was the fuck that of times.
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C. Bukowski
6 months ago
Life might be an illusion. Let’s find out.
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bacon popsicle 🛑
6 months ago
me: may I call you Dick? him: but my name is Tom me: I know, dick
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ThinlyVeiledPanda
6 months ago
I’ll always cherish the version of you that I totally made up in my head
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