Is your air purifier against the wall? You could be losing 95% of its airflow 📍 Move it just 15cm away (a hand's length) and you're back to 100%. Small tweak, big difference. 👉 bit.ly/4uskLXK

it's so nice that when you're drinking your tea nightcap no one can bother you, that's your own time with your tea and the voices in your head

If you do something worth feeling guilty about, a little guilt is probably healthy. Especially if it drives you to make amends or to fix something you’ve broken. Carrying guilt forever, however, is definitely a waste of time.

can you imagine dinner at the brontë house, just like the most bizarre, intense, awkward thing ever EVERY SINGLE NIGHT

I just want to make sure everyone knows Mayo Clinic has a therapy miniature horse named Blue Sky

I’m at an art gallery show featuring college student artist/scientist teams creating new works about climate hope and I just saw an exhibit on decomposition of fallen trees as a fertile home for other organisms that says “There Is No Death In This Ancient Forest” and it hit so hard I had to sit down

can you call back later i’m kind of in the middle of something (a heated argument happening only in my head)

[playing nunchucks] Mother Superior: WHAT ARE YOU DOING? me: *putting Sister Agatha back down* sorry, Reverend Mother

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If you work in The Everglades, and things got busy, would you be swamped at work or just bogged down?

Some Tech CEO every day: "You don't get to own things now. I own your refrigerator. If you say mean things about me I will turn off your fridge and spoil all your dairy and eggs and meat. If you don't like it you go to jail." People in my mentions: "Lmao are you REALLY a luddite? smh"

Love middle age. Is it disgustingly muggy, a hot flash, or perhaps even both?!

please don’t touch me while I’m eating cake

every day i think today is the day we hit the depths of stupidity and then the next day happens

what if there were no rhetorical questions?

my glass coffin company “remains to be seen” is not doing as well as i thought it would.

Every time you see me tell me to relax my shoulders please.

load bearing guacamole and chips

Folks, listen to me. Don't go looking up what blocklists you're on or who blocks you, down that path lies madness, poster's madness! Don't do it! People will block you for any reason, or no reason at all, just ignore it. I always assume that if I'm blocked it's probably because I was annoying.

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

an important reminder that "hacking" rarely involves typing real fast as green text scrolls by and mostly involves asking people for their login info in increasingly sophisticated ways human psychology is a lot easier to manipulate than code, be very careful with anyone asking for credentials

Yes, hello, is that God? Yeah, hi. I have a complaint. You gave me this brain that’s designed for finding berries and avoiding lions and now people are ‘just circling back’ to see if we can ‘move the needle’ on ‘key initiatives’? NONE of those things are berries.

They are a different species, the ruling class, because they have made themselves so. They have systematically and with groaning pleasure removed the organs where empathy lives. And even if only a tenth of it is true — even if only a hundredth of it is true, it is too much.

40%! 🤯 I’ve always believed 10-20% of the gen pop w/ Long Covid is an underrepresention bc not everyone with LC symptoms report it to their Dr. & not every Dr. recognizes symptoms as LC. Why are you letting yourself become chronically ill? Mask up 😷 clean the air bc vax does NOT 100% prevent Covid

“two things can be true at the same time,” I whisper as take my antidepressants while watching the news.

Watching people with ADHD is great. I ask someone a question and four minutes later they’re googling how many llamas can fit in a pickup truck

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I was so shocked to learn that it didn’t take some people an inordinate amount of energy to do things. Sometimes, simply taking a shower and forcing yourself to eat something felt (feels) akin to climbing Mt. Kilimanjaro.

Everything humans are doing needs to stop getting so demonstrably worse and start getting better, right now, i mean jfc

I was told there are no power dynamics at work so I said “I’m gonna have to disagree as an Asian woman in a predominantly white male room right now” like are people really this lacking in self awareness

me irl

*counting all my cookies like scrooge mcduck stacking gold coins*

when you drop a whole bag of m&m's it's the five day rule

This is definitely me. Only got diagnosed thanks to fellow ADHDers on Bsky sharing their experiences and realizing I'm not alone. Im not failing, I was flailing from lack of support. And I don't have to bare knuckle life any more

Sure, you can live in my head rent free but I hope you don’t mind having lots of roommates.

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Sometimes I think music is as close as we get to what we think religion does. It’s wild how it affects so many physiological things.

A lot of people are about to start using public transportation due to the cost of gas. Before you start complaining about how awful it is, which is valid, remember that's what us disabled people that can't drive, and poor people without cars, deal with all the time.

i hope y'all take everything. i hope they end up so broke they have to sell their punctuation

Yes I’d like to see them be held to some accountability as in having their business destroyed by lawsuits.

and he would have got away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids

The immune system is not a muscle. It is a cleansing fire. It causes collateral damage. It has a limited supply of fuel. It can get out of control. Don’t burn your whole house down every time by catching every disease without caution.

Fun fact..marriage counselors get divorced as well.

Desperately trying to think of something other than what the fuck is happening everyday.

The dread that creeps in when you leave the house.

I’d never want to put you into an awkward position is what someone says right before they put someone in an awkward position.

anteaters should eat a more balanced diet

Worked out by running from a bee.

sometimes you just gotta laugh through all the stupidity around you