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*taps the sign*

Boobs?

I am thinking another salad for lunch.

Buying some jumper cables just to start something.

New Year's Eve stream is now live! Bring a pen and paper as we'll be doing predictions for the upcoming year relating to Minecraft and Hermitcraft! twitch.tv/cubfan135

Going into the New Year with a clean butthole and the delusional optimism that next year will be better.

What a reading for New Year's Eve! Out with the old and in with the new! I hope you have a safe and beautiful new years celebration today. Wishing you all peace and joy in 2026. Much 🫶 and many🌹🌹! #newyeartarot #tarot

As a country… we are at “Another Brick in the Wall Part I”. I hope we never make it to “Mother”….

Going to be a very quiet day in the office. Jamming Brit Floyd Live at Red Rocks” and not giving a damn.

THEM: MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. ME: I didn't even know they had any music channels any more. I thought it was all Road Rules and whatever. (shrugs)

MTV is officially ending all of its music channels. In honor of that, what's your favorite music video?

Morning ya’ll. *makes waffles and coffee* Be safe tonight. There is no reason to be out and about on amateur night. Tiddies.

I just ordered my favorite salad stuff. I need to start eating a bit better. I can go apeshit on a good salad.

Ladies, a psa. White leggings are NEVER a good idea. Ever. Unless under a skirt. No.

if something scared the poop out of you that’s called a spooky dookie

Muff…. It’s what’s for dinner.

I can’t make this shit up….

Adults be like: blah blah blah insurance blah blah blah gardening tools...

First video game crush

@coachmark2568.bsky.social I normally don’t venture blindly down a musical suggestion, (ask @kolackes.bsky.social , I’m super stubborn to new music), however I am digging hard on Jason Isbell and the 400 Unit. Thanks for this!

The defender of Elvis the pedophile has finally blocked me. Who will I torment now? I feel empty.

Some bands are never meant to be covered and The Allman Brother’s Band is one of them. Nobody could pull off a cover of any of their music that did it justice. Until Frank Zappa covered Whipping Post….. It’s. So. Good.

I wonder if I should tell the gal moving stuff from her car to her storage unit that her white leggings are totally see through and folks, let’s just say there is grass on the playing field. Don’t people look in the mirror before they leave the house?

Steely Dan called. They want you to turn that jungle music down, at least until you’re out of town.

FUCKIN GOTTEMM

#MakeAFilmCheaper Indiana Jones and the Temple of Minor Inconvenience

Happy Tuesday ilu ❤️

Morning all. Insomnia is a bitch. *makes coffee and biscuits* Hope you guys slept ok.

Curious George rides a Sybian

You’re in her DM’s but I’m making her Scarlett’s Pasta and a pouring us both a glass of Napa Cab….

Ruin two bands by combining them: Pearl Jamiroquai

Fuckaas bitch.

Hey folks, please report and block @sjndbdmdmnd.bsky.social as they are impersonating @alldolledup44.bsky.social . Stealing photos, etc. It’s fucked up and not cool.

I want to move back to Germany sooooooo bad. Been pining for authentic German food, hanging out at the Gasthaus all evening with friends.

@scottjenkins67.bsky.social enjoy your ban?

Good morning all. *makes coffee and puts out toast* Happy Monday. Hope you all got laid this weekend.

Let’s face it, we all know the WH PressSec got knocked up by a turkey baster. Her clam is the source of evil and contempt for the entire eastern seaboard. No man would stick his business in that.

Guys guys guys guys:

This was excellent. Found a couple tweeks but first time out, fam loved it.

Making chicken shepherd’s pie tonight. Should be interesting.

I didn’t hear what you said. Please respond.

it's always funny when a rich person is unhappy

What's everyone's favourite Avatar quote? Mine is: “You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... Na’vi”

Looking for any slow cooker / crockpot recipes you guys like. Trying to open up our menu, in a rut with the same old things. What you guys got?

My little TikTok year in review :) I love that the Frog deck is the first one.

Morning all… *makes toast and coffee* Slept for like 13 hours. Holidays are over. Thank goodness.

I leave you with this. To the folks who sent well wishes, thank you. I’m going to eat Panda and go to sleepy land.

No his mind is not for rent, Charlie Brown.