[soft to loud to soft] YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone heard from Gwen Pepperoni?

So…. Work called. “Hey Scott, we have some folks stuck in elevator 2. The fire department is here. Should I do anything?” “Yes. Stay out of their way and call the elevator company”

*Sigh* *bangs head against desk*

THIS. I am a Cavalryman and we all LOVE this scene. RIP to a legend in the US Cav.

“america has no culture” ok the explain pizza flavored pringles

It is Pamela Coleman Smith's birthday today! She is the artist of the tarot we know it. Without her, we would likely not have scenic tarot cards. Instead, they might just be "pips" still like playing cards. Ypur Rose and Thorn collective tarot reading for today!

There is a pilot from EuroWings has been recording his flights from the cockpits on 4k cameras with the audio all tied in. I love watching these flights on YouTube. They are fantastic background when I'm working on stuff in the house.

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Well played.

Charlie Murphy!

Morning all. I slept like trash. Glad I’m off today and I can catch up. *pours coffee* No stream today as I haven’t even taken my meds yet.

Changed the WiFi name to "your butthole" so now every time someone connects to it, it says, "Now connected to your butthole" The grandkids are howling.

Who up ending their sidewalk?

Raise your hand if you're exhausted

You know how just a quick conversation with a friend makes you feel better?

Dinner planning for next week. Kinda in a rut. Blah. I should get groceries ordered but man this bourbon tastes good….

*taps sign*

Butter chicken and rice tonight. Did you know there is such thing as Great Value Samoas from Walmart? You heard me. And they are almost as good. Gonna enjoy a few and a bourbon. Boobies.

I bet Beaver Cleaver’s mom was a squirter.

Minecraft, Macross Zero and cleaning the house. Sunday Funday indeed.

Or how to use proper capitalization, apparently.

Lol captions thought "prickly" was "sprinkly." Appropos for a mermaid deck I suppose. Rose and Thorn collective tarot reading for today 🫶🌹 Book a reading or Reiki at bohemianrosetarot.com

QTP with a sequel that really hits!

Morning all. Hope you all slept well. *starts coffee and pancakes* Who has sore hips this morning?

Just poured my last Woodford Reserve, it’s now empty. Boo.

I have been steaked and potatoed. Now for some bourbon and relax time.

The Fender Jizz Bass

Jizz infused jizz

Steaks and baked potatoes tonight!

*taps the sign*

Dogs is David Gilmore’s best guitar work. Ever. I’ll be taking no questions. #animals #pinkfloyd

babe would you still like me if i made a suction cup pop noise when im done eating you out

I’ve been around for 53 years and one thing I’ve learned is men just need to shut the fuck up. Fuck. Just. Shut. Up. It’s not difficult.

I love Danny Sapko so much.

Shit take. Arm the pilots? That’s as ignorant as arm the teachers. The morons are out in force today. First the Lego Hitler and now the Airline Rambo…

Do your thing BlueSky….

This was THE PERFECT READING for today. Happy Valentines Day! I have huge news Im not allowed to share yet, but hey, bestie @therealscotchtape.bsky.social I know you can guess. What an amazing day!

Linux Mint update for those who are following: Installed Steam and downloaded games. So far everything from Fallout Shelter to Farm Simulator 25 is working just fine. Started the MSFS download this morning. If it works and my flight stick is good to go then I’m dumping Win 11 tonight.

Happy Friday the 13th! Remember, its a day of the Divine Feminine. It was a beautifully busy day today. Hope your day was great.

Morning you lot. Hope everyone slept ok. Happy Valentines Day to all who celebrate. *makes coffee and scones* We bougie this morning. Nice booty.

Not all head is created equal. “Doing this is so you’ll shut up” head is far different from “I need to worship your body” head

Gerhard loves to set up little gas chambers with his Legos. Arbeit Macht Frei, Oder Herr Istok? Du bist eine Schande für Deutschland und sein Volk.

About time they get a gate to keep all the penises from getting out

Welp, #weekendsky is here. Pizza is ordered and I have some tequila that is begging to be drank. Pröst, bitches! Titties.

Ok California Moots…. …. Tell me about Oakland. Good neighborhoods? Burbs? Places to avoid?

Gravity won't allow this, but ok.