I am physically unable to go through a yellow light without saying "ha ha haa" in a menacing voice

As we enter the holidays Remember Saying NO is an option Say you have other plans Say you are prioritizing your health Say travel is too expensive, risky, etc. and you need to stay close to home Say you don't need to accommodate people who question your right to exist

Morning everyone. It’s Friday, make it your bitch. *puts out breakfast and coffee* I’m finna fuck shit up today.

Why "scissoring" and not "cuntjunction"? I'm so sorry...

1 hour left until it’s time to go home and pass out.

#tarotsky #witchsky #Roseandthornreading Thorn: 3 of Pentacles. No blueprint, or people who should be on the same page are not. Rose: Queen of Cups. Follow your intuition. Queen of Wands: then act.

Moisturising is just basting yourself to be tender for life

As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history. Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX

Morning. I ^might^ have gotten 4 hours sleep. *puts out coffee, tea and toast* Today is going to be brutal.

I am not chubby, I am just more 3D than you'd like

Goon a movie: Three Goons and a Baby

meat casa eat soup casa

"Be a good girl for Daddy"

Is it still ok to say “cut to the chase” or….

Hey guys, check out the misogynist butt stain. “Fake Rush” blah blah blah blah blah blah. His account reeks of roofies, bar peanuts and Jergens lotion.

Fake Rush? Sit the fuck down, Junior. If Mike Portnoy was the next Rush drummer you’d never stop jerking off about it. Your misogynist opinion says a lot about you. You hate that their new drummer is a female and a European.

Unless you're a drummer/musician, I really don't care to hear your opinion on Rush touring with a new drummer. "I've listened to Rush for 40 years" isnt a valid credential for me to take an opinion seriously when that opinion is rooted in blatant misogyny

I guess we are being banned for quoting lyrics now?

I had a joke about a boy named Sue but never mind I like this account

Dude. @artistina.bsky.social what the fuck is your issue?

Fucking full stop. Pump the brakes. Just. Fucking. Stop.

My boss has been diagnosed with cancer :(

Rose and Thorn Reading White Sage Tarot Thorn: 10 of Wands things feel pretty heavy right now Rose: 7 of cups you have choices. Choose only the thing in your best interest. Justice: things will balance out. #tarotsky #witchsky #collectivereading

"How are you?” is a trick question

Good morning you lot *puts out breakfast things* Don’t forget to shake your groove thang today….

Growing a goatee so I look sexier while I'm lying on the heating pad

Toddlers are surprisingly easy to knock down given their very low center of gravity.

But have you tried putting raw potato slices in your socks when you sleep about it?

Struggling this week folks. My new-ish assistant is already quitting due to disliking having to deal with customers. Health issues and such at home are piling up and it’s all been overwhelming. Anyone have a spare pint of ice cream and a quiet dark room?

Did it hurt when you gave birth to that shit post

It smells like stale vag in here

Guys follow Shaun. Just do the thing.

They moved EVERYTHING around in my Aldi.

Portland and Vancouver are high on the relocation list. Anywhere else in the PNW I should set my sights?

This is hurtful.

#WhatWeAllNeedIs some peace.

You’re at Dunkin, I need you at donuts.

Me, looking at the last skeet on here...

Repost with a fictional band

Thanks Obama.

That Po' Boy was not con-vict-diment-ed of hitting a cop with a footlong felony!!! Mayo the force be with him! The jury decided the witnesses were full of bologna!

Happy Veterans Day! #roseandthornreading #tarotsky #witchsky King of Swords. My significator for military person! Wow! Make sure our vets feel seen today. In Thorn position, he overthinks or is narcissistic. Rose 8 of wands: incoming creative energy! Hanged One reversed. Time to move, not think.

This week, I was able to donate $150 to the Community Food Bank of Southern Arizona because of my wonderful clients! 50% of all my reading income last week went to the Food Bank. Dropping off the check today!

My alt just unfollowed me.

*pits out coffee, tea and toast* Morning everyone. Happy Veteran’s Day *yawns and scratches ass*

Don't talk to me like you haven't stuck a finger in your ass just to see what it felt like

Bedtime musings: Why do my nightgown and robe have deep pockets, but my regular clothes don't? #bedtimemusings