Be the thing that I crave so bad

I’m’a need y’all fuckers to learn the difference between lemons and limes. Damn

‘Twas a day

our capacity for infinite kindness doesn't mean we can't assert limits and boundaries

💯💯💋

Super high super horny super wet super juicy

I want to be here

Loooove when mgmt gives me a brand new task to do that I’ve never fucking done before (‘cause it’s their job) and then just ghosts while I blow up their msgs with questions ‘cause they just dumped it and didn’t explain shit 🙃

Just ‘cause we’re old coworkers & you consider us friends does not mean use me as a reference without asking We cool, but that doesn’t mean I agree with your work ethic. I don’t have to. Do what works for you But don’t ever in life attach my name to yours when applying for jobs, if I didn’t ok it

Fuckin’ Wednesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

"Let us be grateful to the people who make us happy; they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom" -Marcel Proust thanks to all of you for the amazing outpouring of support it warms my heart and fills me with happiness🧡🌾🧡

A photo taken near the coast of North-East Scotland, in the vicinity of Banff 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 🛳️ ⛅️ We were supposed to be exploring Aberdeen, but a gale prevented us from docking there 🌀 ☕️ ☯️ Pleasantly going round in circles now, before heading for Invergordon ⚓️ 🙏 🌊 Enjoy a very peaceful Sunday afternoon 😇 🍀 🕊️

Das Thema zum heutigen #BirdOfTheDay von @robcrank68.bsky.social ist #Reflection Hier drei Nilgansküken beim Familienausflug.

Stoned and ready to smooch

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻 May we all wake to something good in the morning✨

I love that you can see how I’m doing now 💋

Cows ✔️ Tornado ✔️ Iowa Landscape ✔️ Near Monmouth, Iowa this evening, April 14, 2026 with Juston Drake and Jeff Turney #IAwx

Cinnamon & sugary & softly spoken lies You never know just how you look through other people’s eyes…

Sorry I accidentally liked your selfie and your girlfriend got mad, I was licking salsa off my phone

It’s easy to get high. It is not easy to get unhigh

Pro tip, if you get into a woman's personal space and she asks you to back up, do not question it or talk back or tell her, oh you think you're so special, just f****** back up.

You may take my position, but you will never in life take my place. Never fuckin’ forget it💋

I ain’t mad. I just got that pimpin’ in my talk💋

Wake and bake (funeral and a cremation)

I just had my first hummingbird of the season

#bloomscrolling #tuliptown #photography

Wyoming weekend things.

There’s nothing a family size, cut fries with blue cheese dressing can’t fix

Me at 9 forgetting to lay out the meat 🤝🏻 me at 35 forgetting to lay out the meat

taking this pretty poof

How do I get rid of that icky feeling when I feel like I’ve let people learn too much about me? Lol

a clear toaster so you can see how toast the toast is

It’s hard to be humble when you’re always right 💋

Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻 May we all wake to something good in the morning✨

You can’t break my heart if I don’t need you💋

Today, April 13, 2026, Juston Drake, Jeff Turney, and I documented a relatively long-lived tornado and prolific hail-producing supercell near the community of Truman, Minnesota. Big stone hit and cut Jeff's scalp! #MNwx

I need a joint the size of Asia and a six foot-something man, who smells of rain and cedar, playing Tetris with my lady bits

mountain showers right now #COwx

They wanna see me shine but not harder than them💋

Why I can’t take you fuckers seriously reason 9836382028 Y’all will hop on a post of someone you don’t follow, say THEE MOST ignorant shit then turn comments off like you really did something. Tell me you a pussy without telling me 😂🙄

Fuckin’ Monday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻 May we all wake to something good in the morning✨

If I have to tell this girl, uhgin, I’m’a scream!

Okay. Now that I’ve calmed down a bit lemme tell y’all. This shit right here was a fuckin’ festival in my damn mouth. Holy fuckin’ shit YO!!! I made the base with olive & sesame oil, garlic, onion, ginger, miso, tamari, soy sauce, hoisin, fish sauce, & chicken bouillon.

Okay, y’all!!! Fingers crossed it’s as good as it smells 😮‍💨🤞🏻

In my own lane, but still stoppin’ traffic💋

I’ve never made ramen annnnd I think I’m’a attempt today