Your face my throne. I reign over you💋

-Over analyze -Connect dots -Make up various scenarios, my reaction to those scenarios, as well as counteractions in case any variable of said scenario(s) changes at any given time -Notice behavioral patterns of strangers &, even more, people I care about -formulate witty responses -calculate

Yes, because a call at 5:30AM tomorrow is EXACTLY what I need after pullin’ 13hrs today

I’ve never disliked a weak heaux over a dude, but I have disliked a weak heaux over some shit she pulled because of a dude💋🤙🏻

We all have toxic traits. I still have toxic shit!! One of them being I’m such a fuckin’ bad bitch💋

Runnin’ to the ‘net bitchin’ bout “girls supporting girls,” and loyalty -while simultaneously e-fuckin’ & suckin’ any ole relationship dick is hilarious

1/3 of you couldn’t do my job. 1/3 of you wouldn’t want to do my job. 1/3 of you…Jesus Christ.

Hoes must be trynna save the planet recycling all my old fellas

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You people are too good to me!! Constant comments & DMs like this make me realize there are still amazing people in the world. I haven’t told y’all lately, but thank you!!! Y’all make this place worth it & keep me spoiled with affection & appreciation I hope I return the same back to y’all!!!🫶🏻

Fuckin’ Thursday ☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

Unfriendly reminder, AI is being used to destroy trust. Do not normalize the use of AI. AI can not reliably enhance videos or low-quality images. This is the quiet replacement of reality. Do not let this be normalized.

every chance i get, i wander because that's always how i find you 🥀

"Ice Formations" [1896] Akseli Gallen-Kallela

i know you think it's her light... but it's really the shadow you love the soft curve of her darkness the velvet hush of her sigh

Break time for the street statue performer. #HumansOfBlueSky #streetphoto #ClassicMono #EastCoastKin

Just saying hi

saying taylor swift is an ethical billionaire makes about as much sense as saying donald trump is a sympathetic nazi.

Day 11 of Aquarius ♒️ season!!!!!! 17 DAYS UNTIL MY GIRL’S BIRTHDAY 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #happyaquariusseason #TheeStallion #THEEQUEEN #Freestylequeen #MYQUEEN

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Dutch artist ‘De Strandharker’ pays tribute to Renée Good and Alex Pretti

If any of you think DMing me is a good idea . . . This is what you get 😝💋

“If birth months were colors” They are. They’re called birthstones

When THE ONE person you posted ass for doesn’t even like the pics

Say it ain’t so. I will not go

I realize today is humpday & I was gonna post ass, but realized I posted tits yesterday and I don’t wanna overdo it 2 days in a row. But to be fair, yesterday’s post was a rebellion against fascism 🤷🏻‍♀️

Imagine cooking with me. No, get out of my kitchen.

Having concluded my mapping of all the timelines in the multiverse, and upon confirmation that this is indeed the worse timeline, I have decided to label it as " The Devil Anus" Thank you for your attention on this matter.

💯😮‍💨 I’ve never felt more seen

Funny or Die feels more accurate now than ever.

Hatin’on me yet watchin’/wantin’ to be me is fuckin’ crazy work

I be speakin’ facts; they can’t handle that 💋🤙🏻

I hate the fuckin’ Internet. Too many dumbfucks have mics and platforms 🙄

“We need this completed by tomorrow” *completes it same day* “Oh. We pushed the deadline back two weeks”

I have PCOS and endometriosis . . . Has anyone tried Black Girl Vitamins? Have they worked for you?

I still don’t share my real thoughts with you all.

Fuckin’ Wednesday ☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻

Day 10 of Aquarius ♒️ season!!!!!! 18 DAYS UNTIL MY GIRL’S BIRTHDAY 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 #happyaquariusseason #TheeStallion #THEEQUEEN #Freestylequeen #MYQUEEN

Prolly woulda changed your brain chemistry fuckin with me.

May the night bring you warmth & peace🧘🏻‍♀️& may you feel the closeness of those who love you, both here & in the beyond💫May the universe bring you rest & the desire to fight another day🤙🏻 May we all wake to something good in the morning✨

Don’t reach for me. I’ll hit your wrist with a snap bracelet

Has anyone tired those cups where you can smoke out the handle? If so, do you like them or are they just mainly for aesthetics?

awake but not operational

With the world in shambles every little bit of good news can bring us a bit of hope And that hope can be utterly intoxicating But never forget that hope without meaningful change is futile Use the hope we find to motivate us to do the real work and make real change

I’m so sick of weak fucks making some of the most bogus claims with 0 data and 0 peer reviewed sources You wanna play mad scientist like you have knowledge of shit NO ONE else on earth is privy to, especially THE MOST EDUCATED people, cool. Keep it to yourself until you can present facts and data💋🤙🏻

“Whatcha doin?” Sitting here snackin’ on nuts wonderin’ why I ain’t gobblin’ yours

Y’all. I live back off the road &, since I wfh, haven’t touched my driveway. This man asked if I needed to go anywhere. I said no. Next thing I know, he pulls up & starts clearing it off for me😭 There’s just something ‘bout a man who just *does*. Ain’t even gotta say shit. Just boom already done

Oh, you don't believe in psyops? Explain Teletubbies then.

Fuckin’ Tuesday☕️I woke up paid and pretty💋May everything you do come back to you 10 fold💫Mind what pays you😉Have the day you deserve🤙🏻 Some reminders for all -not just the ladies✨