This kid goes to Auburn. Yeah I wouldn't wanna watch football anymore either pal

online gambling is essentially legal and open money fixing and laundering at this point

some dudes put a Dewalt drill up in battle vs a Kobalt drill 😂

HOLY SHIT WE PULLED A RED FOIL HOLO DERSH?!?!

that is the most republican looking man i have ever seen

I'd rather chug bleach.

One of the most blatantly authoritarian threats in a Trump term full of them

She has a puppy murder scheduled for 1pm, had to run!

My favorite part of this particular video is Glasheen's dramatic accordion hands when he realizes Thompson is not going to let him lie, deflect, deny his way out of this question

I've never identified with a meme more than I do this one

How long until the delusional Mets fans start trying to explain why losing Pete Alonso is actually a good thing? 🤣

"Kids only need 1 pencil and two dolls! No more!" Is an incredibly optimistic message 😂

just incredible optics here, the president yelling at you about how you should buy less and like it, three weeks before christmas, while standing in front of a bunch of stupefied moronic dipshits holding BIGGER PAYCHECKS signs

The most compelling argument for this is that Sam was once a baby raised without ChatGPT, and look how he turned out.

Beyond the Ivermectin, this asshole handing out antibiotics for absolutely zero reason is insane

I think I found the single dumbest motherfucker in all of bluesky 👇😂😭

Just poured three gallons on our artificial tree, good looking out @cpsc.gov!

Had to add the name of the reporter lady who sucked off RFK or whatever to my mute list because I'm beyond sick of hearing about her 😂

Didn't this asshole tell us last week we should be wearing suits to the airport??

ACC has been sending Notre Dame "please go out with me?!?!?!?!?!?!" notes forever and Notre Dame has been dunking them in the trash. how are you going to even pretend to be mad at them for prioritizing their actual partner over you

Caleb Williams averaging 1 yard PER PASSING ATTEMPT right now lmao

the worst problem to have when you wanna smash some cereal but haven't done dishes in a while

lol

OG2 puts the game away

Wright has zero vision. He's explosive but he's definitely a "gonna get you what you block for him and nothing more" type of guy.

like I said lmao

So about that outside zone that was gashing em for 11+ ypc earlier, McDaniel...

Still can't believe that THIS was an INT lol

Congrats Lando!! Well deserved!

Kalen DeBoer headed into a big game at Bama

John Cena retires in one week

What the actual fuck

Penn State firing James Franklin to have to settle on hiring Matt Campbell is like throwing out a prime ribeye and chowing down on some select skirt steak. 😂

BREAKING on MS NOW:   Brian Cole Jr., the suspect accused of being the Jan. 6 pipe bomber, confessed to agents that he planted the bombs and has indicated he supported President Trump, according to two people familiar with his interview.

LET'S FUCKING GO!!!!!!!!! EVERYONE'S A LOBO! WOOF WOOF WOOF

Pretty good company for Achane to keep here in our record books...

Imagine thinking Achane wasn't worth a 2nd round pick lmao

😂

Beef cheeks into barbacoa...a smoking story in 3 pictures lol. Seriously though, this remains my favorite cut of meat to smoke...so easy and always comes out insanely good

Every time I listen to Jordan Rodgers football commentary I think maybe Aaron was right to disown his family.

I'm clearly biased but this SDSU vs UNM has been electric...has it all including dudes puking on the field after making big plays lmao

Hey Chiefs Fans.... You merely adopted being 'IN THE HUNT', I was born in it, molded by being 'IN THE HUNT'.

YOUR OIL SHOULD NOT BE OLD ENOUGH TO ENTER KINDERGARTEN

THIS Herculean physique calling anyone else a fat slob is some top-notch projection 😂

😂😂😂

really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)

They brought up Marv Levy on the UNM broadcasy bc Eck has tied him with 7 wins as a first year UNM coach (Levy coached at UNM way back in the 50s lol)...and holy shit Marv Levy is 100 years old and still alive?!!? 😮

Someone at HEB was super stoned when they came up with this lmao

This was one of the best days online. Up there with finding out that Glen Rice slept with Sarah Palin