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If I'm Mike McDaniel I'm sending practice squad players daily to Tua's house to poke him in the eye Ric Flair style for the rest of the season

😂😭 ..this motherfucker met with the media in a snuggie

Kevin Harlan is the 🐐

LOL we suck

My Mount Rushmore of PS2 games

Mashed potato filled enchiladas from El Dorado Cafe in Austin. Weirdly delicious

Seems significant that the most recent photo we can find for our new military donor is from … 1981.

UNM gonna be rocking the best unis in the country today

FIRE CHRIS GRIER sign I just spotted on GameDay

Monthly DoD payroll is ~$16 billion. This supposed "gift" would cover less than 1% of that amount. If split evenly among active duty service members, each would get just under $100. Reporters who don't challenge on this are committing egregious malpractice.

this quote from Ray Ratto about Michael Lombardi's time in San Francisco under Bill Walsh belongs in the Hall of Fame of burns 😂

BALL x PIT is so fucking fun. It's all I've played all week

When is that slimeball Jake Tapper going to run round the clock coverage on Trump's diminishing mental faculties? He just admitted he doesn't even know who he's pardoning.

Anyone else think this guy looks like an overweight John Oliver?

I'm convinced that Stephen Miller keeps him locked up in a room with screens playing AI slop videos 23 hours a day

this is very satisfying to watch.

Don't worry Dolphins fans...I just got off the phone with the FBI tip line. Hopefully we see McDaniel get Chauncey Billups'ed soon! 🙏

Heat just got out of an awful contract. ...so now I'm hoping Tua gets caught up by the FBI in this sports gambling thing 😂

I just learned that Mike Elko is only 48 years old. I thought the dude was like...~60ish. How is this man 16 years younger than Cignetti?!

god grant me the confidence of a man with a nazi tattoo to run as a democrat for senate

www.dexerto.com/entertainmen... Imagine dropping $2500 on a bed that turns into a uncomfortably hot couch against your will anytime AWS has an outage lmao 😭😂

Barr? Whose dad employed Epstein? That Barr?? Acosta? The guy who gave Epstein a sweetheart plea deal? That Acosta??

🚨 Married GOP Rep. Tony Gonzales allegedly had an affair with his senior aide, Regina Aviles — who was found dead after she supposedly doused herself in gasoline and set herself on fire, per The Daily Mail. Uvalde Police are blocking release of the 911 call, video & records. (Daily Mail)

completely sniffing out a double pass and still allowing a first down this way I'd be sick

New reason to look down upon British people just dropped! 😂

Just absolute garbage. Hire real people to write.

Is Jay Cutler out of jail yet? If so the Fins should give him a call

Can someone tell Pete Hegseth that the Dolphins team plane is a Venezuelan drug trafficking flight so he can bomb it out of the fucking sky?

Leave Anthony Weavers ass in Cleveland.

what I just did after having chili con carne enchiladas with eggs and a side of queso for breakfast

Hell yeah, ATX! 🫶

Hell yes, Pittsburgh. Love Yinz. No Kings.

I’ve seen just one counter-protester at No Kings San Diego. He’s got a Trump 2024 flag and this guy has been following him around for probably an hour playing Benny Hill and circus music.

A.little Saturday ride

I think I finally perfected smoked/confit beef cheeks to then shred into barbacoa. Look how shiny/sticky it was from all the rendered fat with zero liquids added. 🤌

Anyway, block, ignore, talk football.

This post, but in video form.

Probably worth noting that both Vance and Trump have been “joking” about murdering fishermen in these strikes.

*Talking to a Wired reporter who is writing down what I say* I am the proud owner of a Cybertruck, it has an AI in it that I talk to for therapy, I am now divorced and yes it's because of the truck

😭😂

If this were any regular old man, I'd be so empathetic... But this stupid fuck helped the hard right speed run their way into kleptocratic fascism. It's a shame he wasn't seriously injured.

25% of Jews nationwide are dumb motherfuckers.

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Trump has no legal authority, "standing" or otherwise, to order the killing of people in international waters for unsubstantiated accusations of non-capital crimes. Calling them "narcoterrorists" does not make it right or legal to order their deaths without any due process.

The freedom of speech lovers are at it again

a real water is wet scenario here

When Aaron Fucking Rupar is doing more reporting than CBS News and The NYT I think this was a plotline on the second season of The Newsroom