muffled soviet sounds

in the nato alphabet her name is charli xray charlie xray

I'm gonna become the first guy to walk out of family court sentenced to death

whenever Burt does this 1000-yard stare I’m just like yeah man felt

elizabeth holmes is forcefem castration kinkposting from prison

You're not ready for the name of the energy transition specialist at Heat Pump Association UK

ain't this that communist video game no one shuts up about

she’s got a new thing where she doesn’t fucking get off of me

if you don’t like fat bitches you don’t even like women oh a woman has put on fat in a feminine way and ur not attracted to her anymore? go fuck a twink, leave the women to the real fans buddy

Burt (on the altar of Burt)

absolute bargain if any of yous have a use for 7,949,020,598 wasps

Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair

ikea is a madhouse, but atleast i can vote by mail safely without prying eyes all at home? seems like a $600 poll tax but what do i know

Does anyone want a survivorship bias shortbread

me, when i work at the sperm bank

i have sudo configured to accept a yubikey for auth and im currently thinking about modifying the message to say "Touch the device to authenticate, miss." and echo "Good girl." when it completes

The improved Magic Wand tool is exhilarating.

having my typical evening of quieting the internal anguish by watching horror, when this commercial came on tubi, and i thought i had entered some sort of psychotic fugue. sound on.

if lowtax's ex-wife is saying you remind her of fucking lowtax maybe you should stop posting

Oh, also at the cursed mall, was reminded of the worst photograph of food I've ever seen used for promotional purposes

mfer is literally named "rob tombs", did they summon the spirit of the british museum into an op ed writer

This is literally how Houdini died

Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up

This explains it better than I can

it’s so fucked that “vibe coding” is the thing that it is and not programmers masturbating while doing their work. yes it’s okay to need the assistance of a machine to code but that code should be stimulating your genitals and bringing you to orgasm!!!! what are you doing!!!!!

Snort laughed at work

mrbeats

If I meet an Eric Adams staffer they're gonna have me one of these

Rolly polly

newvegas posting

you have my vote, Andrew Cuomo!

babe wake up they made t-slot extrusion noodles

"I know you elected me on the 'don't build the orphan crushing machine' platform but after meeting with the business community, I've come to understand a broad diversity of perspectives on the disposal of orphans."

Stupid cat. Knock that off. Stop looking like that. I have stuff to do

hell? yea, brother

Important things for the governor of Pennsylvania to be doing: ✅ dedicating statues of Italian Americans who are racist and/or fictional ✅ funding research to make western PA have a more fucked up accent ✅ lightpole grease FY25-26 acquisitions ✅ fortify Ohio border ❌ talking about NYC's mayor

Saturday night ASMR video for the feed.

Gavin Newsom next week:

My partner keeps playing Star Wars Cantina music at the cats when they misbehave and as a result, this is the state of our household

even more woke: delete them because they are ugly

Ever wondered what a trumpet would sound like in jelly? Well, am I about to answer your question...

“hi i’m johnny knoxville, welcome to jackass.”