please indicate your level of mania today on the "pepsi scale"

I’m on the Metro-North and there are two people with long-haired dachshunds in bags 10 feet away from each other and the two dogs are clearly aware of each others presence but the owners are not

hey everyone i’m losing my fucking mind over this slutty fuckable lady bow from paper mario

this might be the hyrax photo of all time

OpenAI’s CFO has a backstory that radiates with evil www.wsj.com/business/ope...

You removed your insane post because you knew it was insane.

Just Be Normal For Once

damn right!

LLMs regularly do this shit no matter how much you train them. Audio transcription will be fine and then you’ll just get to a point where it starts screaming a single Dutch word over and over again and you’re forced to run the section a second time.

Hi everyone, check this out.

Not for us more enterprising individuals

From now on, if you wanna see Mickey Mouse having sex with one of the cars from Cars, you'll simply have to peep into Mickey Mouse's home

googoo dolls iris voice

time to address the elephant sized plot hole in the room: why are there no robots or computers in the dune movies. isnt it supposed to be sci fi, where is the r2d2

When I was in college I found out my middle school algebra teacher got outed as a pedophile and I saw a photo on the internet of him in court looking terrified because he knew he was going to prison and that's the exact face Sam Altman makes all the time.

The source is lost to time, but this is one of the funniest photos ever taken

Was trying to remember a Will Forte quote from Tim & Eric’s Billion Dollar Movie and accidentally figured out how to make Google’s AI tool shut up

make local coop to play with wife

a variant of “everyone is fighting a battle you know nothing about” is “sometimes a coworker is nodding and listening on the walk to coffee while responding to dm scams”

kind of funny there are prob 1,000 major US musicians and every time conservatives need to put up a music artist to counter a mainstream narrative, they put up kid rock. "ok here's kid rock again" for the next 30 years, an octogenarian man in jean shorts rapping something from the 1990s

INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Few of us can begin to imagine the horror of you -- with all of creation reflected in your forebrain. It must be like the highest of hells, a kaleidoscope of fire and writhing glass. Eternal damnation.

come on man...

Feel like a man throwing a homemade IED into a large crowd at an invasion day rally should be bigger news

Nine years to the day since Graham Linehan foresaw his own fate.

We are receiving reports that President Trump’s Venus for Men malfunctioned and he will be switching to a plane with a working Venus for Men, so he can continue to experience the ultimate in hands-free orgasmic pleasure - with or without an erection!

cool name why’s it called that

omg i finally found that tweet

they have extracted all the semen from every ice agent who plugged themselves alone in a marriott bathroom and now the president is going to drink it

Rest in PISS Adam Scott!! Parks and Rec was shit. THe cancer ate you!! The Vultures Invade The Cathedral At Your Wake and everyone cheers. You never grew a full beard! You never had Gosling drawing power! HA! Pancreatic Cancer!!! Wait, what? whoops. sorry was just trying to fit in. i hate dilber

Twitter made brass eye real.

Tell me we should trust AI to give us the facts. Tell me it's a future we can put our faith in. Come at me. I'm right here, waiting.

If, being incredibly charitable, you didn’t intend to make a CSAM robot, not immediately turning off the CSAM robot when you find out you accidentally made a CSAM robot should still get you put in the magnetic boots prison from Face/Off

This is literally the first image on the "how to read a multimeter" wikihow page

it’s stupid to not use ai just because it can induce psychosis and generate child porn. it’s like saying you’re hungry when there’s a hot dog on the ground outside that induces psychosis and generates child porn

Today is the last day that you can repost this image