hey you useless collaborating fuck is there any particular reason this tweet includes zero words that mean anything

you find an antique Doritos bag between pages of a library book. the longer you stare at the relic, the more things you start to see, the 40yr old crumbs spill & you suddenly pass out little did you know this would be the beginning of a fantastic adventure through time, space & cool ranch flavoring

not feeling it lately at all, fucking winter, fucking doctors, fucking shit

camera color was off, now the story with this one was this thong got a rip, but was a cute yellow thong & the 1st cuts color was way off, supposed to be smiley face yellow, hence the face & silly video, anyway this wont happen again, i kinda promise🏳️‍⚧️

7 years ago today

Shrek 14: Shrek meets the Smurfs, Develops All Consuming Smurf Pachinko Addiction, Loses Everything

bring back 16:10 monitors you cowards, MORE VERTICAL SPACE 16:9 blows for computing

aaaa (3am goodnight)

Away from posting for a while, it's time to celebrate the year of the Horse by getting back into it! Happy Chinese New Year and many future neighs!

こっちでもあげとく( ˘ω˘) あけおめうまきぐ🐎

Shrek 14: Shrek meets the Smurfs, Develops All Consuming Smurf Pachinko Addiction, Loses Everything

Shrek 13: The Tale of the Broken Clock & Shrek's Broken Cock

Shrek 12: Jamba Juice Beatdown

Shrek 11: Event Horizon 2

Shrek X: Shrek is alive with a well funded 401k

Shrek 9: Deep Space

Shrek 8: Shrek's Swamp House is Torn Down to make room for a Kombucha bar

Shrek 7: Shrek ODs, Donkey gets with Fiona

😭🙏🏻 Please if just one person could help with a gift. He's working so hard to take care of me 😭💔 I just want it to be a decent day.. he deserves to be seen 😭💔

Can anyone pitch in to help us become Self Sufficient & Wish Will a happy birthday! He's had a rough few years with his neurological disease. Please help get him his needed tools for his woodturning. The hardwood dull the chisel fast. And he desperately needs a safe STURDY table.

ATTENTION BLUESKY you don't want to watch the State of the Union next week you want to watch a PowerPoint party telethon of your favorite Bluesky super posters delivering their most unhinged hot takes to raise money for mutual aid in Twin Cities and Portland Poster's Madness for a good cause!!!!

Sigh. Leftists invented whole aesthetics around using technology w/o destroying the world. Anarchist transfems teach classes on solar power and spawn three new electronic music genres weekly. We are notoriously into trains, libraries, vaccines. We just didn't fall for a scam and now y'all are sore.

fuck. off.

HELP!!!!!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!!! $298 STILL UNMET!!!!!!!! THIS! IS! STILL! UN! MET!!!!! ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ DEADLINE PASSED: 🌟 3 HR AGO 🌟 THIS IS NOT GOING TO GO AWAY!!!!!! 🤯 linktr.ee/hiitsbritt #MutualAid #HelpSky #BIPOCMA #FundSky #MutualAidVoid #MARequest

bottom surgery to get horsecock (cloperation)

Wanted to draw a guinea pig girl today #DoubleChinWheek2026 #DoubleChinWeek2026

Education night w the local leather club. Good to be back, KC 💜

30/30 is used to being ridden. It doesn't look like he's very sure about being driven though. . .

3x1, that's the magic number

this would make me happy, synth on a train, everyday, delighting & annoying people with oddly upbeat moody nonsense & experimental stuff although it would be a more portable bright cherry red keytar

Mastodon user @[email protected] is showing off progress on an impressive 3D take on Super Hyper Cube for the #playdate. Go give him a follow mastodon.gamedev.place/@pikario/116...

i miss the fight club people, a lot less up their own ass, douches, but i could atleast have a real conversation with them

It’s finally the Year of the Horse! Art by @bugmemory.bsky.social 🎇

working with #ych #commission for @renegademustang.bsky.social <3 #furry #anthro #art #horseart #equine

Do you ever just remember that gravy is super cheap

It has begun! Happy #YearOfTheHorse I want to see #Art #ponyplay #Horse #Furry #Furries and #MLP all over my feed for the next week, lets do it!!

Bro if you're being overwhelmed with feminine impulses it's time to start estrogen. It improved my combat effectiveness. I don't know why it works this way, but my groups are tighter than they've ever been. Maybe the new fat distribution is providing a recoil dampening effect?

If it were anyone remotely progressive the FBI would dust off the 1960s-70s playbook and arrange an open top convertible ride and an angry white guy with good vision to handle it but unfortunately they're in bed with the fascists so now we're stuck wondering where the Jodi Foster fans are.

things someone who just got yelled at by a bunch of aliens would say:

Please help my beloved

RIDE ME #pooltoy

friend doesnt believe that there is a sizable community of people who want to be willy wonka'd, which is shorthand for being turned into a giant blueberry person & inflated most round

I like you, a lot. if im not talking to you in messages, its because im depressed. Thats it. i try to get back to everyone as fast as i can but the depression has no end in sight right now, hence the lack of posts. Please stand by.

me just in the 1930s, opening & closing a door to nowhere in a room with all manner of sound making equipment... hammering, punching meat, making thunder with that metal sheet, pasta in a bowl to sound like guts falling out The Inner Sanctum is my fav. Sorta a precursor to The Outer Limits tv show

made an overview shot of all my cameras and lenses. dear god there are so many

ICYMI: I introduced my Trans Bill of Rights with @markey.senate.gov — legislation to defend trans people across this country as Republicans continue to push anti-trans rhetoric and bills. To our beloved trans community: We see you, we love you, and we will always stand with you.

More CRT experimenting for B-Roll. I think I need a solid black Background. These super old VHS Camcorders can't seem to pickup the screens properly unless there's a really high contrast. Having some fun with it. We'll see where this heads.

always suprised how few goth chicks there are despite us being so sought after "why dont guys want me😭😭😭" YOUR LOVE OF BEIGE, NEUTRAL TONES & LACK OF HEAVY EYELINER