LuvPug
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Former writer of dumb tweets
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Scott Linnen
over 2 years ago
Lifeās too short for social media. Find a hole in the fence. Sprint free like a delirious zoo animal.
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born miserable
3 days ago
ATTENTION: just added a new design to my shop; 100% of the profits will be donated to: ⢠National Center for Transgender Equality ⢠National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network ⢠It Gets Better ⢠The Trans Lifeline GET YOURS NOW I HAVE SPOKEN
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The Pride Side of the Moon Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
The Pride Side of the Moon on Men's T-Shirt ā show everyone that there is no dark side to the LGBTQIA+ community with this design - a simple, but necessary update
https://bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/the-pride-side-of-the-moon
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If Iāve learned anything from TikTok, itās those psychic tarot card readers are full of shit
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los š¦¦
4 days ago
who called it pasta water and not spaghettea
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Danny
4 days ago
I woke up this morning and my hair looked like Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street's.
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Twitter died
17 days ago
Hot yoga Except itās just me laying on a heating pad
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Splendid Hobo
3 days ago
Those transition years between being cool and being cringe
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Addled Pixie
4 days ago
I ate a stale, three day old donut. I donāt regret it. I feel ashamed, but I donāt regret it.
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los š¦¦
4 days ago
just typed taco instead of taxi and realized i could have invented doordash
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los š¦¦
about 1 year ago
You only pronounce āphlegmā correctly when you have some.
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Destry B
about 2 months ago
Remember when water was the only brand of water?
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raindro
7 days ago
who are we canceling next? i hate them already
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Bob Heller
over 1 year ago
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, itās no longer two lasagnas. Itās one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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I'm not saying I have serial killer tendencies, but Iāve been known to randomly peel family stick figures off of car windows
6 days ago
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Salty MacTavish
7 days ago
My account is basically a time capsule
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OfficeofSteve
3 months ago
Whenever a woman flirts with me, my bowtie spins uncontrollably
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Salty MacTavish
25 days ago
Me and my dog used to talk about our balls a lot. āYouāve got balls and Iāve got balls too,ā heād say. āWeāve both got balls!ā I miss him so much.
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born miserable
24 days ago
from the archives, because they are:
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Beds Are Burning (Midnight Oil acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
https://youtu.be/C-2BrzudMQw?si=JunTDhmlMvzE01Pd
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trickykat
24 days ago
okay yes I read the invite but this is my wedding hoodie
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Grant Tanaka
24 days ago
quit smoking weed last week and just realized that āremembering shitā isnāt a superpower
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
12 months ago
I don't like your attitude, people with good attitudes.
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andy vs.
24 days ago
When you block me I make a funny little noise like a bluetooth speaker disconnecting
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Energy
24 days ago
women: (on international women's day) finally a day for me men: (on the same day) BABE I CAN'T FIND MY HOUR, HAVE YOU SEEN MY HOUR, I CAN'T FIND IT ANYWHERE
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Blair Loudly
8 months ago
you should eat healthier but also a salad costs $40 now
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Lizzlepants š
25 days ago
I have children Iām used to my texts being ignored
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mike
25 days ago
so much ignorance, so little bliss
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Danny
29 days ago
And they shall know me by the trail of sesame seeds from my morning bagel.
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My new rescue cat is so smart
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24 days ago
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Dropped Mike
over 2 years ago
interviewer: can I get your references? me: *sighing* probably not; nobody else does
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Viktor Winetrout
24 days ago
If you mail some teeth to the courthouse, they'll excuse you from jury duty
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Emotional Baggage Claim
24 days ago
Just FYI- None of you are in my will.
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Salty MacTavish
24 days ago
What the hell time is it even anyway
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Dropped Mike
24 days ago
me: I wish there was an extra nugget in this six pack genie: that was your third wish, what the fuck is wrong with you
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DaddyJew
24 days ago
Me, as a kid: *used to drink water out of a hose Me, as an adult: *refuses to drink unfiltered water
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los š¦¦
24 days ago
one less hour on international womenās day for me to be wrong about something
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Traveller In Black
about 1 month ago
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David Bowie & Pat Metheny Group - This Is Not America (official video reworked)
YouTube video by Oxygene 80
https://youtu.be/ubc3o2KZA4w
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Danny
about 2 months ago
The frozen pizza is marked that it's best before December 1st. I better make it now and not take any chances.
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John Lyon
about 2 months ago
I thought there was no way my wife and I could get a table on Valentineās Day without a reservation, but the server at Arbyās said we could sit anywhere.
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Matty
about 2 months ago
My mom knows a better way to get there in case your uber driver needs any help
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Grant Tanaka
about 2 months ago
kinda sucks that there's only one day a year it's acceptable to put on a diaper and shoot arrows at people
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jordan
about 2 months ago
If a man isnāt treating you right, you should ghost him, and buy that I mean unleash a terrifying spectral spirt to torment him day and night
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APRIL FROOL vo
2 months ago
SHAGGY: what did the vet say you have SCOOBY DOO: rabies SHAGGY: zoinks i didnāt even know you could get pregnant
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Sam
3 months ago
Already tired of 2026.
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And they say protesters are paidā¦
2 months ago
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Blair Loudly
4 months ago
stage fright is for beginners be terrified everywhere all the time
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Blair Loudly
2 months ago
[hour two at the gym] heheh ima give the strongest hugs
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