LuvPug
@luvpug.bsky.social
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Danny
12 days ago
Not everyone has a really great mother. The story for others is quite another. Tough for you, your sister, and for your brother? Raised by wolves or singer JD Souther? Have a Sunday like ice cream that chocolate has smothered.
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Dave Lennon
about 1 month ago
must be a thing with that breed/colour of cat... Gizmo was exactly the same when i got her she prepared to let me live with her as long as the food cuddles and the bed are at her disposal, but the rest of the world can go fuck itself.
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Jake_Vig
about 1 month ago
I will seduce you through the ancient art of hating what you hate.
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Jack
about 1 month ago
I’m a hard working lazy person.
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DaddyJew
about 1 month ago
I’ve held doors open for people I should’ve pushed off a cliff
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Twitter died
about 1 month ago
Make more time for the people who at least meet you halfway
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Mrs. Dick Helicopter 💩📺
8 months ago
But enough about me... Tell me about your dog.
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Ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to tell everyone to go fuck themselves and I rescued a cat who wants the same thing
about 1 month ago
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Addled Pixie
about 1 month ago
These two Mourning Doves at my feeder cam look like they just rang my doorbell because Tony Soprano sent them to collect a debt I owe.
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Fun
about 1 month ago
been a while since someone talked about gleeking
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Jason, ex Inferis
about 1 month ago
I’m not proud of it but if Forrest Gump started talking to me on a bench I’d have left
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Steve Suckington
over 1 year ago
I swear to god if i see another fucking person posting with a pic of their cat or dog i will like it and possibly leave a delightful reply
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Steve Suckington
over 1 year ago
jesus christ just tell us if it’s maybelline
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Veruca's Alt
about 1 month ago
I know some of you from the old country* *Twitter
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CrazyMyra
about 1 month ago
Monday Mood
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Danny
about 1 month ago
A new Star Wars series about a shady Sith lawyer will be titled Better Call Maul.
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los 🦦
about 1 month ago
if you love it so much why don’t you marry juana
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I don't smoke weed so I celebrated 4/20 by inhaling an entire bag of Cheetos and a sleeve of Oreos
about 1 month ago
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Guardrails of Democracy
about 1 month ago
😃Are 🫵you🫵 smiling yet?
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born miserable
about 2 months ago
thank you to the glorious
@margaretgracemills.bsky.social
for purchasing and modeling my Trans Lives Matter shirt - 100% of the profits from every sale go to the Trevor Project and the National Transgender Center For Equality, so if you wanna be as cool as Margaret GET ONE NOW I HAVE SPOKEN
add a skeleton here at some point
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born miserable
about 2 months ago
every night I like to play a game called How Many Sad Things Will Make Me Cry Tonight. I win every time
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Marl
3 months ago
In all the lessons in school about drugs and peer pressure, they never taught us about Girl Scout Cookie time.
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FROVO
about 2 years ago
FIRST PERSON TO DISCOVER THE MOON: *looks up* holy shit what the fuck is that
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Jenny Doesn’t Know
about 2 months ago
The sheep have me surrounded. They demand I count them. Multiple times if needed.
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John Lyon
about 2 months ago
Being added unwillingly to a group chat is a human rights violation.
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Viktor Winetrout
over 2 years ago
Damn girl, are you the moon? Because you're beautiful and mysterious and hostile to all forms of life
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It's Abby. Yep
over 1 year ago
Shoot for the moon! Even if you miss, you might hit a SpaceX rocket
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los 🦦
about 1 month ago
in space nobody can hear ice cream
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My favorite part of the Bible is when Jesus rose from the dead and Daryl shot him in the head with his cross bow
about 2 months ago
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Scott Linnen
almost 3 years ago
Life’s too short for social media. Find a hole in the fence. Sprint free like a delirious zoo animal.
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born miserable
about 2 months ago
ATTENTION: just added a new design to my shop; 100% of the profits will be donated to: • National Center for Transgender Equality • National Queer and Trans Therapists of Color Network • It Gets Better • The Trans Lifeline GET YOURS NOW I HAVE SPOKEN
bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/the-...
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The Pride Side of the Moon Men's T-Shirt | bornmiserable's shop of horrors
The Pride Side of the Moon on Men's T-Shirt – show everyone that there is no dark side to the LGBTQIA+ community with this design - a simple, but necessary update
https://bornmiserable.threadless.com/designs/the-pride-side-of-the-moon
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If I’ve learned anything from TikTok, it’s those psychic tarot card readers are full of shit
about 2 months ago
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los 🦦
about 2 months ago
who called it pasta water and not spaghettea
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Danny
about 2 months ago
I woke up this morning and my hair looked like Sweeney Todd, the Demon Barber of Fleet Street's.
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Twitter died
2 months ago
Hot yoga Except it’s just me laying on a heating pad
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Splendid Hobo
about 2 months ago
Those transition years between being cool and being cringe
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Addled Pixie
about 2 months ago
I ate a stale, three day old donut. I don’t regret it. I feel ashamed, but I don’t regret it.
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los 🦦
about 2 months ago
just typed taco instead of taxi and realized i could have invented doordash
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los 🦦
about 1 year ago
You only pronounce “phlegm” correctly when you have some.
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Destry B
3 months ago
Remember when water was the only brand of water?
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raindro
about 2 months ago
who are we canceling next? i hate them already
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Bob Heller
over 1 year ago
If you put a lasagna on top of another lasagna, it’s no longer two lasagnas. It’s one giant lasagna. THAT is the power of lasagna.
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I'm not saying I have serial killer tendencies, but I’ve been known to randomly peel family stick figures off of car windows
about 2 months ago
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Salty MacTavish
about 2 months ago
My account is basically a time capsule
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OfficeofSteve
5 months ago
Whenever a woman flirts with me, my bowtie spins uncontrollably
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Salty MacTavish
3 months ago
Me and my dog used to talk about our balls a lot. “You’ve got balls and I’ve got balls too,” he’d say. “We’ve both got balls!” I miss him so much.
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born miserable
3 months ago
from the archives, because they are:
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Beds Are Burning (Midnight Oil acoustic cover)
YouTube video by Half a Person
https://youtu.be/C-2BrzudMQw?si=JunTDhmlMvzE01Pd
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trickykat
2 months ago
okay yes I read the invite but this is my wedding hoodie
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