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i'm really smol
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Mel, the Herohom ( • `ω´ • ) @ Whale Soup (Antarctica 🐧)
3 days ago
I've waited 3 years to make this post
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Mike F
5 months ago
You know in movies where they kinda wipe their hand gently over the face of a dead guy and it closes their eyes. It would be a good gag if they did that on a guy with glasses. Either his eyes close or the glasses turn into sunglasses.
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Colin Gibson
3 days ago
RIP to Mike F.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky”
3 days ago
Rest in peace to Mike F, one of the all-time greats
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you really feel what failure is when you misspell a word so badly that your phone’s autocorrect has absolutely no idea what u were trying to type and can’t even suggest a replacement
3 days ago
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when a lesbian mutual posts a thirst trap, I close my eyes and scroll so I don't see it because I'm a being made of women respect and real consideration
9 days ago
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸
9 days ago
"Have a holly jolly Christmas" You can't tell me how to live my life
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Jerry Chen
9 days ago
they should invent a lower back that isn't garbage
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CrazyMyra
9 days ago
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if today you meet a bearded old man who’s really into red and believes everyone deserves to own good things, that’s not santa claus. that’s karl marx.
9 days ago
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sweetie π
14 days ago
no i’m not an introvert i just don’t like anybody
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[the other person is typing] me: [deletes absolutely everything I was typing and wait for them to finish]
14 days ago
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Cooper Lund
15 days ago
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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d.ly
18 days ago
2026 is gonna be my year
add a skeleton here at some point
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d.ly
19 days ago
hey is anyone else really fucking exhausted
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onion person
19 days ago
we are the 6%
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Better Things Are Possible
18 days ago
We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
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A.D. Wills
22 days ago
manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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weeder
18 days ago
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 Let us 🕯 circle back in 🕯 the new year 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Merriam-Webster
18 days ago
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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weeder
18 days ago
"have you tried clearing your cache" Listen to me, if there is one thing I will never do, it is clear my cache. You're going to have to make it work without me doing that.
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I never know what brazilians are saying in the quotes but I always hope they’re not mad with me
18 days ago
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Jerry Chen
18 days ago
as seen on the forbes "top 40 muted accounts under 40"
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Jerry Chen
18 days ago
(forgetting the word for fondue) cheese wine hot pot
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"wow, I thought that was very bitter of you" of course I’m bitter. I spent 14 years on twitter.
18 days ago
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did you know the word 'weakness' is actually a portmanteau of weak and knees??? you know, the thing that killed achilles
21 days ago
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a new erb??? in 2025? recession indicator honestly
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21 days ago
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if disney–pixar’s cars were set during the christmas season, it would basically be a hallmark movie
21 days ago
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jeremy kaplowitz
21 days ago
woody allen?!
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💫🎄🌲🎄Treetoom🐺🍺🎄🌲🎄💫
21 days ago
Texting my grocery list to santa
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mayonnaise boy
21 days ago
post so bad they can’t ignore you
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baby, are you zoosha? the way I’m about to give you all my curtains...
21 days ago
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weeder
21 days ago
My notification icon is broken. The number isn't going any higher than 1. No, yours is working fine.
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vinnie
23 days ago
Cargo pants? I don’t think so buddy. Cars go vroom.
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bro i'm like sooooo tired of that obligatory car scene with cartoon characters in live action movies
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23 days ago
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Ray
30 days ago
On the first day of Christmas, my true love got me some kind of fuckin bird. What the fuck.
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ℳatt
30 days ago
Man, the Bluesky Wrapped 2025 is pretty brutal
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Perry Bible Fellowship
30 days ago
You’ll Be OK
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Kat Abughazaleh
about 1 month ago
why is it called “orthodontist”,,,, imagine telling someone you’ve got a dontist appointment
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andy vs
about 1 month ago
Tech bros really can't understand why we're hostile to technology that a) is frequently confidently wrong and b) threatens to ruin our already terrible lives
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frovo
about 1 month ago
[a really long time ago] ME: what are you drinking from INVENTOR: a glass ME: what's it made of INVENTOR: glass ME: what are those things on your face INVENTOR: glasses ME: jesus christ dude
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alexis simpson
about 1 month ago
give every transgender person a mech suit
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born to travel the world and catch pokémon forced to work in an office and catch leads
about 1 month ago
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me: hi, I'd like a ticket for the next train clerk: aisle or window? me: the what??? no. i said ticket for the train. a window won't get me home bro
about 2 months ago
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ceej
about 2 months ago
receiving worker's comp after getting trapped in the holodeck's blowjob simulator for 37 hours
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Radiant G🌈✨ @ INK INSIDE OUT NOW
about 2 months ago
❌ A/I can’t replace real skills ❌ A/I can’t stop crime before it happens ❌ A/I can’t have real feelings or thought ❌ A/I isn’t therapy ✅ A/I is hurting the environment ✅ A/I is plagiaring creatives ✅ A/I is moderated by underpaid traumatized workers ✅ A/I can give you psychosis 🚫SAY NO TO GEN A/I🚫
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Uncle Duke
about 2 months ago
[restaurant] ME: I’m meeting my blind date here. HOSTESS: Do you have reservations? ME: Yes, but my friend tells me she’s very nice.
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Marvelously Matt
about 2 months ago
Release the Palpatine files!
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[writing on linkedin]: 03 valuable lessons that epstein's email exchange asking if putin has the photos of trump giving bill clinton a blowjob can teach us about the power and importance of networking
about 2 months ago
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