People who put fvck instead of fuck in a post, why? Is your mom here?

Whoa there pardner sittin high in the saddle of your the Dodge Ram there’ll still be snack cakes to round up when you tie your pony to the hitching post

As always, there's no time like the present to wear a crown of antlers, disappear into a malevolent fog, and become a reason the old forest north of town is considered haunted.

I just submitted my final final of the academic year! But... my parents saw a wolf so who's the real winner here?

Finally got into that space under the sofa where my cat likes to hide her toys and I found a stack of museum blueprints and a grappling hook

Funny that we humans brand other species as invasive

remember when the internet had stuff on it that didn't suck

I don't have mood swings, I have genre shifts.

can whoever is hitting me with the tired stick just fuck off already

Clouds taste delicious, you can just tell

Being anti-AI means you have to be against using those AI checkers, too. "But how will I know otherwise" sometimes, you can't. But using a checker that is itself AI and further feeding works into it is not the answer. Stop using Pangram. Stop asking Claude. Etc. They further perpetuate the problem.

I think it's still pretty cool that "as fuck" is a unit of measurement

Anyone else ever get The Perfect Cardboard Box and start thinking of things to pack in it?

you can create a ton of personal space with an oar

every now and then I remember that Apple has free iBook of the Week but the last few times I've remembered to check they've all cost money. Do the capitalists even know what "free" means anymore?

Apple, if you’re breaking up with me, just do it. Don’t take it out on every aspect of your tech.

AI is generative in the sense that it’s generating a dystopia.

get in loser, we're going insane

Do I post a lot? No. But when I do post, the posts are good? Also no.

I hereby renounce my adulthood and demand my mom come pick me up

I think I’m gonna hit those pancakes with a little extra syrup today.

You guys ever just accidentally space out for 5 to 10 years

Feel like your life is lacking excitement? Try starting your day with a wasp in your bedroom.

I'm so tired, fam.

Dunkin Donuts: Sorry, we’re out of chocolate glazed. Me: [about to lose it] No Mark, save this feeling. Use it for your art.

just found out i’m actually a flightless bird

the first layer of butter on toast or bagel is just the primer. you gotta let that melt into the foundation before applying the real layer of butter.

made a strawberry shortcake and realized overmixing double cream makes butter!? Now I have cake and a fuckload of butter, result!

my birthday doodles are back!! come & join the celebrations 🥳 ✏️🎀🧸🍰🌷💌 menu: £5 — emoji doodle: you give me 3 emojis & I’ll doodle a surprise illustration! £10 — pet doodle: you send me refs of your cute furry friends & I’ll doodle them! £15 — oc doodle: you, your oc, vtuber, loved ones, etc. 🔗⬇️

heard a guy say "you have to access it through the portal" and i was momentarily struck by how sad it is that what he said is so boring :( "accessing it via the portal" should be wonderful. we deserve that at least. it should be cool to access it via the portal and instead it sucks shit

[a moot I've never spoken to] my friend online--

Neurodivergent enough to be off putting but not not enough to be profitable

I told you this place is always crowded, we should’ve called for a reservation 😩

Might quit my job to focus on my divine feminine whimsies. The world needs more of that right now.

I was raised to butter things.

a bag of m&ms marked as "family size" is a social construct

the prospect of homemade cheddar bay biscuits at lunch is gonna carry me through the morning

my superpower is that i am just not that interested

People are weird sometimes if you don't have kids, they're like what about having a legacy, and I just point to my box of various wires and power cables

in high school I was voted “who?”

If I climb onto my high horse, don’t worry. I will surely fall off the other side.

If I were to suddenly turn into a bunch of somethings, it would be lizards

back on my bullshit* *sketching out designs for a backyard horseshoe pit

just saw a thing about how we as a society are losing color everywhere our cars, our movies, our dwellings, our businesses, our clothes, etc etc. its making me wanna start dressing obnoxiously vibrant (a la the aughties) in protest. SPARKLES ARENT ENOUGH ANYMORE I NEED TO OUTBRIGHT A LIGHTHOUSE

How To Meditate: 1. Find a comfortable position and close your eyes 2. Slowly inhale through your nose, hold, then exhale through your mouth & hold again 3. Focus on the giant winged creature that materialized in the corner of the room 4. Return to your breath when your mind starts to wander

Do you say good morning horsies when you drive by them in the morning or are you a monster?

I get all the news I need from my friend who eats dandelions