There is no way you can guess how the thread that ends in this instant classic begins.

Bye

Is it possible that I used the word "scallawag"one too many times while sexting?

The panini grill broke down so I just drew the lines on with a felt pen

Grand opening, grand closing. X quietly disabled a new feature that showed which country an account was posting from when it revealed that lots of popular right wing MAGA accounts were being run from foreign countries like India and Nigeria.

The Los Angeles Record November 22, 1921

pulling my pants down on the Carnival cruise and yelling "MASTER AND COMMANDO"

men only want one thing and it's the ability to know the difference between whether they are just hungry or if they are experiencing a serious of confusing emotions that they don't understand

I love this one a lady did about punctuation marks

WELCOME…TO CASTLE SEXFUCK, WHERE PLEASURE DWELLS AND NOTHING IS FORBIDDEN. FEEL FREE TO THROW YOUR COAT ON THE BED THERE. I KNOW IT’S NOT EVEN THANKSGIVING YET BUT I PUT ARTHUR CHRISTMAS ON THE ROKU HAHA. I JUST LOVE THAT MOVIE. WE GOT A TAMALES CIRCLE GOING IN THE KITCHEN BTW. YOU LIKE CARCASSONNE?

let's kick this weekend off with the Game Boy Advance Need for Speed Underground version of Get Low

Good morning to everyone who could be in jail but they’re not

With ICE and border patrol goons spreading out across the country, I put together a resource guide for buying, printing, and distributing whistles, based on my own experience. Now is the time to whistle up, hope this helps. dansinker.com/posts/202…

You’ll find me and my villainy posing here: thelibrariansfilm.com

This pedestrian bridge between a parking garage and a Home2 Suites by Hilton does *not* need to go this hard.

It rocks that the online voice of the US government is "computer-damaged reactionary virgin."

Knock knock. Who's there? ...who's there? I don't see anyone out there, but the knocking is getting louder and more insistent. Please, who's there, I'm scared.

Behind this important reversal is a member of the Coast Guard who saw what was happening and had the courage to leak it to the press. That person deserves serious praise.

Okay, so the way this scam normally works is that PACs and other political fundraising groups order pallets of the books in question - thousands of copies. This catapults it into bestseller lists and coincidentally sells enough to cover the publisher advance (weird how that works out).

Zohran Mamdani doesn’t make me, an American Jew, feel unsafe. Having the Coast Guard, which falls under the Department of Homeland Security, decide that a swastika isn’t really a symbol of hate? That makes me, an American Jew, feel pretty damn unsafe.

can someone explain to me how ring cameras are anything but security theatre for people who cooked their brains on true crime podcasts in 2018? like the number of random break ins that occur in the suberbs these things are marketed in is minuscule

Bluesky welcoming new arrivals from Twitter.

omg lookit this dog's butt www.youtube.com/shorts/g5Ia2...

Now THIS???? is a white man! this is how you white man!!!!!!!!!

(wearing a ski mask while using my computer) hehehe time to throw the feds off my trail… 😈 (types into google “zip ties far away from me”)

Quote how you draw women 🌷

It’s not true that money and power lead to pedophilia. One time I won $80 on a scratcher and all I did was buy Halo 3 and a pack of cigs

Mainstream news covered the Jeffrey Epstein emails related to ppl like Trump. Today, I want to take a look at Epstein's correspondence with prominent atheist and physicist Lawrence Krauss, who asked the pedophile's advice on responding to accusations of sexual assault skepchick.org/2025/11/so-i...

This is Link. His ball suddenly went missing and then reappeared trapped under his bed. He called his brother Otto in for backup, knowing they'd need all three of their collective brain cells to get it back. 12/10 for both (IG: thegoldenbruvs)

I wouldn’t have accepted the gilded bone saw but there’s no accounting for taste Mr President

Indie music is just called music in Indiana

Me.

The energy i bring to bsky dot app

The New York Times today calls the NYPD Commissioner "a data-centric billionaire heiress who has sharply criticized laws to relax bail." This like saying someone is a "data-centric oil company executive who has questioned global warming."

What I saw.

i refuse to do anything for the time being—the time being is already far too powerful

Sharing the video of this because it’s such a ghoulish thing to say that I’m honestly in disbelief that I even heard her properly

"Microsoft warns that Windows 11's agentic AI could install malware on your PC: 'Only enable this feature if you understand the security implications.'" bro what-- what are we doing here, exactly, how can you--anyone be okay with this?

"Everybody in ICE goes to The Hague" is going to be the moderate view by 2028

Why am I the only dad here for parent-teacher conferences? Am I the only dad who can take time off work? The only dad to view this as a parenting duty, not a mommy duty? The only dad who often marks the wrong date on his calendar? The conferences are tomorrow, aren't they? Dammit.

Today was more of the same as yesterday, except it was Cygni's turn:

'Skeleton Wearing a Top Hat Playing the Shamisen for a Small Dancing Yōkai' (circa 1870) Kawanabe Kyōsai

Memory foam never forgets your favourite positions

losing my mind over youtube's suggested reply for this comment

every epstein email is some creep complaining about MeToo and then being like “oh before i forget, any advice on how to use my position of authority to force women into sleeping with me?”

also sorry I can't speak on this issue without weighing in on me pet topic: motion sensor lights that hit the sidewalk make you a cop sorry to have to tell you this

As an older white man I frequently shut the fuck up, just to shake things up a little