HEAD OF TEETH

the way this reads is so menacing & vibes are nefarious

Tent’s. Too. Big.

this was HR 2616 which also bans books by or about trans and nonbinary people from schools START CALLING YOUR SENATORS NOW CIS FRIENDS TRANS KIDS NEED YOU

the most american headline I've heard

Psychosexual breakdown happening at the Tucker Carlson merch store

Libs are really like, "Barney Frank was right. He's been advocating for an incremental approach to transgender rights for several decades now, dating all the way back to when transgender people had more rights."

self-reflection Thursday, sponsored by WikiHow

i dont think that was just pot

called it

it's cool that the president is trying to steal two billion dollars from my taxes to give to his pedophile friends and i'm supposed to like keep doing my job or whatever

(forgetting the word 'misandry') "mr. ogyny"

NYPD issues ~20,000 citations a year for public urination. Assuming an average urine output of 300ml per instance, this shakes out to over 1,500 gallons of urine splashing through the concrete jungle every year. And that’s just the piss the cops know about

hmm

This is the University of Central Florida. So many people really have no idea how much kids hate this shit.

👍 15 people found your review helpful 👍 2 people found your review funny 👍 3 people are coming to your house to decapitate you with a hacksaw

Not to victim blame but this balloon does feel like it's asking for trouble

(doing the bare minimum) you have no idea what i go through every day

The Washington Post is just so profoundly embarrassing now

i'm glad it's friday #igif

Unironically this was perfect comms strategy.

Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos

im not voting for anybody that doesnt have the balls to throw this skin tag in a dungeon

do you think they ever explored each other's chassis

funniest thing i’ve ever seen

if i were president i would simply make pooping illegal

cinematic parallels

CLAUDE HOW DO I GET RID OF MY POINTY SKULL DO NOT HALLUCINATE CORRECT ANSWERS ONLY

Top 3 Facts About Human Juveniles 1) Susceptible to wolf attacks 2) Susceptible to leopard attacks 3) Susceptible to crocodile attacks

Wellness Check! ✨Clench Your Jaw✅ ✨Frown in mirror ✅ ✨Hunch ✅

now I'm tempted to buy something from target

to me, 9/11 isn't just a holiday. it's a way of being. its a mindset. its a lifestyle.

This is the only thing I can think of regarding Barney Frank

EXTREMELY NORMAL GUY COMING UP WITH THE PERFECT EXAMPLE OF HOW YOU COULD USE HIS NEW TECHNOLOGY: you could watch yourself fuck a dead woman

Shit like this is why god doesn’t talk to us anymore

Trolling? You mean imp poster syndrome?

ai is re-inventing goblin mode

how does this keep happening ?

yeah shaken their fists at yet another weak effort

I had dinner nobody tried to shoot me built different i guess

wow something must be going on. oh well.

BREAKING: president trump escorted out of press dinner after ripping farts so hard they were mistaken for gunshots

I’m being told that someone tried to charge their Samsung galaxy note 7 at the White House correspondents dinner

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

I tell ya, I haven’t been this disappointed in a dinner since the week my wife tried cooking