Literally half the country wants to abolish ICE and the Democrats are going to make them pinky swear not to deport U.S. citizens anymore

The attacker is Tyler O'Ryan Gramlin, 32, of Borden, Indiana.

Staying informed on current affairs can be overwhelming and depressing. Do it anyway.

This is what happened in our neighborhood yesterday. ICE snatched a human being off of our streets, roughed them up badly, and then pepper sprayed legal observers as they documented it all. This is a daily occurrence happening all throughout Minnesota right now.

Trump is seen flipping off Ford worker who appears to yell "pedophile protector" as he walks by

anyhoo, @mayorjacobfrey.bsky.social, would be nice to see if or how shit like this is being addressed considering armed & masked men are now kidnapping literal children out of their homes (since traveling to school has become too dangerous)

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this beer is starting to taste like everyone at Thanksgiving needs to hear my opinions about the US government

ICE deported a woman who owned a home in the US for 30 years. A judge banned ICE from deporting her to Sierra Leone where she had been tortured, so it deported her to Ghana, which kidnapped her and sent her back Sierra Leone anyway. ICE is part of this illegal conspiracy.

Today, after months of requests, I toured the Broadview ICE Processing Facility. I want to share what I saw. The facility has no food vendor, no medical care, and detainees have to use toilets in the middle of shared cells. These are in no way suitable conditions to be holding anyone — period.

On this Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember the bright and courageous trans people whose lives were stolen by hatred. Their absence is felt across our city. We will honor them by building a New York where every trans person can live safely, fully and freely.

SPREAD THIS FAR AND WIDE A group of New Yorkers has made an ICE hotline to protect their neighbors from being kidnapped by secret police.

an advent calendar but for different antidepressants

THE INVENTOR OF BAD NEWS: what if you could be sitting down

I finally had to block an account that was freaking me out. Please, don’t be a creep to women. Now, I have to hope he’s not a stalker… that’s why I was hesitant to block sooner, making some people upset feels like a risk Men, If she has expressed that she’s not interested, stop pushing it.

cAn'T wE sToP tHe HoRrOrS oF bAd GoVeRnMeNt Buddy, we can't even stop daylight savings time and everyone hates it

HAPPENING NOW: Portland Police Commander Franz Schoening testifies that federal officers on Oct. 18 barraged protesters with crowd control munitions — not because of any violence but because another federal officer accidentally shot tear gas onto the roof of the ICE facility.

I’ve been thinking about how hard the founding fathers cooked with the Third Amendment. Imagine being forced to house ICE. I can’t imagine they wash their hands. They’ve never done laundry in their lives. They’d break your stuff if you didn’t cut the crusts off their sandwiches.

christ almighty what is this guy doing www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

they should make a hoodie out of weighted blanket material

The war zone in Portland is out of control.

🚨 *Breaking News* Robby Roadsteamer has been detained by ICE Portland after singing Rod Stewart with the Portland Frog! We need your help! Please support Robby's campaign and lawyer fees at robbyroadsteamer.com link on bio 💙🦒🦒🦒

My first thought was “wow I hope this guy didn’t give out his name because he could absolutely be charged” and yup, he is correct to stay anonymous. This man’s account is shocking. His neighbors’ situation is shocking. The entire Chicago raid is shocking.

Friendly PSA, so you don't end up feeling awkward: Yom Kippur starts Wednesday evening. You will probably have coworkers unavailable part of Wednesday and on Thursday. Respect their time off. Don't schedule essential meetings. And don't wish them a "happy" Yom Kippur, it's not that kind of holiday.

*inventing clam chowder* Hey guys, you know those slugs that live in the rocks on the beach? We should put those in some kind of hot milk soup

Today my client who is 71 came out to me. She's never told anyone in her whole life. NOT ONE SOUL. She saw a sticker on my water bottle that was LGBTQIA-friendly and asked to talk to me. We hugged and cried and it was actually fucking beautiful, esp during this shitfuck week in this shitfuck world.

RFK Jr does not just reject vaccines. He rejects science and must step down | Bernie Sanders

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“microwave on 50% for 6 minutes” slow your roll, Gordon Ramsay. Full power for 3 minutes, it is.

I don't cry nearly as much as I probably should.

not now son, daddy’s life is falling apart but he wants to tell jokes on the internet

When Michael Jordan felt boxed in by his success in basketball he tried baseball. When Gary Brooks became synonymous with country he created Chris Gaines. And when JK Rowling created the most successful kids books of all time she reinvented herself as a petty, weirdo transphobia influencer.

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chat is it insensitive and smug to post about how much I love my wife

I don’t know. I’m just trying to buy some stamps.

Women: "We'd like to stop being SAed thanks" Men: "I have no idea how to act anymore"

Any joke can be a dad joke if it’s disappointed in me enough

Balls are the tits of the taint

Happy World Porcupine Day! For those wondering what a baby porcupine is called, it’s a porcupette. For those wondering what a group of porcupines is called, it’s a prickle. And for those wondering what porcupines sound like, turn up your volume for this smol guy called Kemosabe nomming on a banana…

"What I Heard On A Suicide Hotline For Trans Kids" "My callers wished their parents weren’t in denial and didn’t echo right-wing talking points. They wished they didn’t feel so alone late at night. They called from Utah and Arizona and Iowa...'Somebody has to give me a reason to live.'"

*at McDonalds This happy meal better fuckin work.

all of the Supreme Court’s jurisprudence about executive power - all of it - can be replaced with a simple flow chart. is the president a Republican? if so it’s ok. if not, it’s presumptively not ok.

If you don't believe in witches, then this little bowl of your hair and nail clippings shouldn't bother you at all.

Y'all know where to find me

To Alaskans:

Maybe quit voting for their fucking bills then? Maybe quit confirming their nominees? Maybe shut down the Senate with the many procedural tools available to you? Maybe do something other than send sternly worded letters?

Elected Democrats I'm sorry you wish none of this had happened. So do I. So do all who live to see such times. But you're going to have to do things outside the norms you're used to. Decorum is broken, decency shattered. An emergency befalls us. There are no questions left to ask. You must act.