it is genuinely tragic to me seeing people not able to be outside and enjoy crisp cold months with snow everywhere. i get the opposite of seasonal depression this time of year

Conservatives: “I love small government!” Also conservatives: *proceeds to propose 47 new rules about what strangers can do with their lives*

If THC gets banned for being ‘dangerous,’ but skipping vaccines is totally up to personal choice, then I guess science is less about facts and more about whatever option looks good on a campaign poster.

It’s almost poetic: regulate THC because people can’t be trusted, but let misinformation fly because apparently that’s sacred. The government will control your edibles but not your conspiracy theories.

It’s funny: some people say the government shouldn’t have ANY say in #vaccines but are totally fine with blanket banning #THC for everyone. Truly the straw man of bodily autonomy.

Wild how having a THC gummy needs full government crackdown, but believing crystals cure measles is protected by “don’t tell me what to do” 🤡🤡🤡

Ah, yes, the classic Trump control formula: Step 1: claim it’s about ‘safety’ Step 2: expand control Step 3: act shocked when anyone notices Works every time! 🤡 #THC #ban

Love how every time the government discovers a new way to control people, it acts like it’s doing their people a favour. Thanks, no thanks.

Trump banning THC? Because nothing says ‘freedom’ like a government micromanaging people’s most personal choices 💁‍♀️

Oh wow, shocking news: once you start telling people what they can do with their own bodies, suddenly you want to tell them more things they can’t do with their own bodies. Truly unprecedented.

Honestly, none of this THC ban should be surprising. When a government normalises controlling people’s bodily autonomy in one area, it’s only a matter of time before it expands that control elsewhere.

Trump underestimates how big the #cannabis economy is. A full #THC ban would kill thousands of legal businesses overnight. The economic fallout would be insane. Yet here we are.

Hot take: A federal THC ban by Trump would basically torch states’ rights. Whether you love or hate cannabis, letting DC override every state decision is a terrible precedent.

You should be able to get rich being silly online instead of being evil online, that would solve a lot of problems

It’s kind of funny in a dark way how much of Western history includes the idea “if we let women have their own things, then they will have secrets, and we won’t know those secrets, and THEN the world as we know it will end.”

Half the people yelling about “traditional values” couldn’t list three of those values without Googling them first.

Conservatives: “We hate cancel culture!” Also conservatives: *boycotts a cartoon character for wearing different pants*

Wild that people think “I’m not afraid, I’m just irritated by their existence” somehow improves the situation. Congrats, you’ve just described discrimination with extra steps.

#Geofencing is a pain in my arse. What’s this whole social media black hole in mid Europe about? Is it because my posts are in English? Shouldn’t they then gain traction in the UK?

Let’s normalise compatibility checks BEFORE signing legal documents, thanks.

Pleasure isn’t selfish. That’s why I exist on OF… to share the love around.

"Men just don’t open up emotionally." Bro, you’ll open up a beer before you open up to your friends. Start there.

The U.S.: “Healthcare is a privilege, not a right!” International news: “Hospital sends $80,000 bill for hospital visit” The U.S.: 😬

this has become a very important video to me

Funny how people clutch their pearls over OF, but binge-watch shows about mob bosses and serial killers

Making money off my own image is peak feminist

Incel logic: “All women are shallow” Also incel logic: *refuses to date anyone who isn’t shaped like an anime character*

OF messages down and now I have to sit here with my own dirty thoughts instead of someone else’s. Unacceptable.

If your #kink isn’t hurting anyone and everyone involved is into it, congrats: you’re a functional adult with some spicy hobbies.

Conservative men want loyalty like a dog, but give effort like a houseplant

Hot take: partners who don’t care about your pleasure are selfish and lazy, not ‘mysterious’ or ‘dominant’.

#Conservative men swear they’re the ‘prize’, but the only thing anyone ‘wins’ is stress

Incels hate on OF creators because they’re watching women succeed financially while they can’t even succeed socially.

Funny how every time the age-of-consent debate pops up, people try to pin it on women. Reality check: women are historically the loudest opponents of lowering protections for minors. Thank you, don’t try again.

Women pushing to lower the age of consent? Name them. Oh wait… you can’t. Because it’s not a thing.

Australia is just a place where everything wants to kill you, but somehow the people are still more dangerous than the wildlife.

Sources say the FIFA Peace Prize was created moments after Trump asked “So when do I get the soccer Nobel?” FIFA panicked and decided a new award was cheaper than explaining what the World Cup actually is.

BREAKING: Now that Trump has secured the highly prestigious and definitely real FIFA Peace Prize, all jokes, memes, and snark comments about it have officially been outlawed. Wow, what an honour for such a non-corrupt and peace-seeking org🎖️🕊️⚽

The U.S.: “Of course we protect children!” International news: “Lawmakers argue whether school shootings are ‘just the price of freedom’” The U.S.: …😶

Tonight I’m having a date with a long time friend that lives in my nightstand ❤️

Sage: *tries a dating app and the notifications for matches drains her phone in 30mins* Also Sage: *uninstalls app after phone recharge*

Tall, blonde, and in charge. I have a soft spot for nerds, but zero patience for games unless they're on a console 💅

Ummm so why is it SO HARD to find a SUBMISSIVE man IRL that just wants to be dominated?! 😩

I don’t care what your politics are… if you hear “trafficking ring” + “identical to Epstein’s operation” + “billionaire defendants”, alarm bells SHOULD go off for EVERYONE.

Sooooo Trump is facing a $310mil lawsuit + claims of grooming, intellectual-property theft, and coordinated assaults. Anyone STILL defending him is morally bankrupt.

Sooooo Trump is facing a $310mil lawsuit + claims of grooming, intellectual-property theft, and coordinated assaults. Anyone STILL defending him is morally bankrupt.

If men wore leggings to the gym, the world would be a better place 🥵

If he says “I miss the good old days”, he means “I miss when no one questioned my privilege”.

Billionaires: “Why is ‘billionaire’ becoming a dirty word?” Also billionaires: “Anyway here’s my 7th yacht, it has a yacht inside it.”

I need to stop arguing with stupid people on Threads and YouTube. The problem is I enjoy it too much.