If your policy saves money by hurting children, it’s a moral failure.

If the Clintons ever get dragged into contempt proceedings, discovery would go CRAZY. Like… Epstein-file-level crazy. Just sayin’ 👀🔥

Incels think confidence is arrogance because they’ve never seen it installed correctly

Noticing my comment section is unusually peaceful… which means the incels must’ve upgraded to AI girlfriends. Honestly? Happy for them. Someone had to listen to all… that.

#Australia really said “What if the wildlife hated you personally?” and committed to the bit.

EU: “This is a trade deal” US: “What if it was… leverage?” EU: *logs off*

The EU really just said “keep the tariffs, we’ll keep our dignity”.

Greenland tariffs nuking a transatlantic trade deal was not on my 2026 bingo card.

The #EU just froze a major US trade deal over #Greenland #tariffs. Allies don’t negotiate with a tariff gun to the head.

Trump in Switzerland: “You’d all speak German if it wasn’t for the US.” You mean, instead of most of the population that already does? 🤨

Greenland preparing for an attack by America should end every ‘Trump is anti-war’ talking point permanently.

Imagine being the president who made freaking GREENLAND say the word ‘war’ out loud

Greenland is preparing itself for attack, because Trump’s actions have pushed allies to unite and invest in defending themselves.

Greenland prepping for possible invasion is simply common sense, considering months of Trump’s “we’ll take it” rants.

If aliens are watching us and don’t intervene after seeing oligarchs hoard wealth while millions of people struggle, I’m questioning THEIR ethics, too.

Wild how “personal responsibility” always seems to land on the poorest people first 😫

So, the Trump regime wants to stop feeding people because a few are scamming the system. I guess we better cancel fire departments because some people pull false alarms.

Let me get this straight… U.S. residents are required to prove who they are on demand, but the people detaining them don’t have to prove who THEY are?

If a safety net has holes, you repair it. You don’t throw it away and blame the people who fell through. I’m looking at you, Trump regime.

BRENNAN: What percentage of those you have in custody have committed crimes? NOEM: 70% of them B: It's not 70% N: Yes it is. You guys pick and choose numbers B: Your agency says 47% have criminal convictions N: Wrong again. We'll get you the correct numbers B: Well, that's from your agency

If someone has the authority to detain you, they should have the obligation to identify themselves. Anything less is abuse of power.

Hot take: A society is judged by how it treats the vulnerable, not how loudly it complains about being taken advantage of.

Wild how global economic policy keeps getting dictated by one guy’s rapist-coded desire to ‘claim’ Greenland.

Every time I log on it’s like: tariffs again, economy wobbling again, democracy sweating AGAIN. All because one man-child has the impulse control total of ZERO.

#Aliens arriving and immediately asking “ Umm, why do these five guys own everything?” would be the most relatable first contact moment and I’m here for it.

At this point I want aliens to run a performance review on Trump and the oligarch class and reassign them to “non-decision-making roles”. PLEASE.

I hope (SOON) #aliens reveal themselves politely, assess our leadership, and invite a few #billionaires and #demagogues on a very long fact-finding tour of the galaxy.

A former Bank of England analyst saying “Prepare for aliens” sounds wild, but this was about financial resilience, not UFO disclosure. Economists routinely model unlikely shocks to see where systems break.

Reminder: the #Bank of #England was NOT just told #aliens exist. A former analyst simply argued that central banks should stress-test extreme scenarios, in the same way they do pandemics or cyberattacks.

“What radicalised you?!” Ummm… believing that everyone deserves humans rights.

Being a MAGA-supporting woman in 2026 is basically announcing “I preordered the loss of my own rights.”

Fact check: the 2016 Harvard study that found men who 💦 21+ times a month has been MISQUOTED as having a 20% lower chance of prostate cancer… When it should ACTUALLY be a 31% lower chance instead. Bottom line is, I am a health worker in natural, preventative medicine 💁‍♀️

I’m offline for ONE DAY, and someone gives Trump THEIR Nobel Peace Prize?! Good holy Christwagons I want off this timeline.

Me every time I’m on my phone lately

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Taxing OF creators more while leaving consumers untouched is gendered economics, not values.

HEY, FLORIDA GOVERNOR: Calling the increased tax for OF creators a “sin tax” while EXEMPTING the SINNERS/consumers is so insane it’s hilarious actually.

Florida isn’t taxing the sin. It’s taxing the people providing the service. That’s the tell.

Florida’s OnlyFans “sin tax” targets creators, not consumers. Creators = mostly women. Consumers = mostly men. Connect the dots.

Majority of OF users: men Majority of OF creators: women Florida’s “sin tax”: taxing women’s income for men’s pleasure. No ‘punishment’ for the men sinning though?????

Demanding transparency from DOJ before testimony is pro-institution, not evasive.

If DOJ hasn’t released the files, testifying blind is how misinformation becomes evidence. Just sayin’… Not that the DOJ ever cared much for law and order. Just punishment of others.

The #Clintons saying “release the files first” is just them enacting some delicious malicious compliance. Want to them to testify? Release the files. They never said they wouldn’t.

WILD HOW WHEN COUNTRIES WANT TO BAN GROK BECAUSE OF ITS CSA MATERIAL, THE U.S. GOVERNMENT DECIDES TO ANNOUNCE IT WILL INTEGRATE IT INTO THEIR INFRASTRUCTURE. ALMOST AS IF CSA MATERIAL ISN’T A DEAL-BREAKER FOR THEM. COINCIDENCE? LOL.

If the powerful really had nothing to hide… Why is everything still hidden? RELEASE THE #EPSTEIN FILES

Every time DOJ says “no comment”, Epstein trends again. Coincidence? lol.

Reminder: Press statements ≠ sworn testimony

Someone should decorate the White House lawn with tent pegs with condoms over them pls 🫶

A tent peg up the Asshole’s asshole is most likely why he won’t release his medical records.