I am coming to HOBART and LAUNCESTON at the start of May, for what look to be completely similar shows.

'Er, two tickets to...'

The cost of his cowardice is... PETER VAN ONSELEN?

'It's your ninth and final warning!'.

Don't forget to alter time tonight. Meddle with the temporal foundation of our very existence. But all do it simultaneously and we should be fine.

The 'Daily Mail' have this headline on speed-dial. I think this one's in reference to women getting the vote.

Only two more chances to see Rob Carlton's great show at #MICF - TONIGHT and TOMORROW NIGHT: www.comedyfestival.com.au/browse-shows...

The @blankcheck.bsky.social series on Peter Weir has been excellent (and funny), but the arrival of an actual Australian, Jennifer Kent, takes it up a notch. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/g...

In the new #SIZZLETOWN, Barry Football addresses his ninth consecutive 'accidentally uploaded' lewd photo: podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...

Yet another very funny New Zealand comedy hidden away on Netflix - EDUCATORS seasons 1-3.

It SICKENS me how many people out there are saying “When has a bollard ever saved a life”

Received an official-looking email from the 'Tax Team'.

#SIZZLETOWN Ep 104, out now at all podcast outlets, with even more foul language than usual from Dave Clacton at The Busted Nut Comedy Room. 🎧 sizzletownpodcast.com Artwork by GROB: tinyurl.com/2v5brb2y

Finishing researching for a book and came across the time the LNP accused Labor of conflating climate change with the holocaust, because Gillard used the term 'climate change denier' which they said was loaded and like calling Abbott a Nazi war criminal and this was treated as a serious story

John Waters never stops staring in 1978's 'The Scalp Merchant'.

EVERETTE??? Come on 'Parallax', show some respect.

The "like no one's ever seen before" edit

New #SIZZLETOWN out now! Apple: tinyurl.com/r6vrxcb6 Podbean: tinyurl.com/27u9v596 Spotify: tinyurl.com/3x72x26v Thanks to quokkanet.au.

Melbourne International Comedy Festival is underway and I've already seen two GREAT shows.

SIZZLETOWN goes live at midnight! sizzletownpodcast.com

Latest at the 'Herald Sun': Trump (talked into attacking Iran by R. Murdoch) heroic and successful! Fossil fuels (heavily invested in by R. Murdoch) the only way forward!

Fastest way to lose your job at Newscorp is to use the word 'Trump' in connection with petrol prices. The correct word is 'Albo'.

New #SIZZLETOWN, out tomorrow at all podcast outlets. sizzletownpodcast.com Artwork by GROB: tinyurl.com/2v5brb2y

Out of all the sales going on, this is THE one. Insane deals here.

Good god, this sounds horrible: www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/ar...

For anyone who’s been to an Adelaide Comedy show over the years, Craig puts in a whole lotta love to make it all work and has done for years. Honoured to be on this fab bill. Come wish him a happy birthday with us.

I forgot that you can’t post rhetorical questions on here because not only will people answer them but even people who know they are rhetorical will still feel compelled to answer them

Where's Daryl? #thedarylsomersshow

Kid is watching Spidey And Friends and Green Goblin has stolen Captain America's shield and is running around calling himself "Captain Gobbie" and this is why you need someone to do an Australia pass on your scripts

Trump: I met 92 yrs old Mr. Toyoda in Japan. I said, What do you have to do with Toyota? He said, “I own it.” He then agreed to invest $10 billion in the U.S. Fact: Real owner already died in 2023 and the current CEO is just 65 years old. #cdnpoli

The war so far: www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...

I don't know who this person is, but the 'Daily Mail' have bequeathed her the phrases 'leggy display' and 'slim pins' (sometimes 'trim pins'), formerly reserved exclusively for Jackie 'O' Henderson.

Check out these robots. www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ruv...

What about a new award for History’s Brownest Nose: www.mediaite.com/media/tv/mik...

I wrote about the ABC open.substack.com/pub/yeahnah/...

Headline of the day...for the moment, anyhow.

It's all over! The 'Daily Mail' celebrates the incredible work of peacemaker Donald Trump, who single-handedly ended the war (that someone else apparently started.)

These petrol prices! Damn you Albo, for starting this war with Iran! (Sorry, been listening to 3AW and reading the 'Herald Sun')

I was never a "Dynasty" fan, but had I known Carrington Manor was a death trap I would've probably watched this show.

The unmitigated gall of the Murdochs. To personally lobby Trump to start an illegal war. And then turn round & act cute on their front pages like this. The scale of hurt & pain they cause ordinary people worldwide is staggering.

Here's what Heggie's doing at MICF: www.trybooking.com/events/landi...

'Herald Sun' fuming about petrol prices, but as with the 'Daily Mail' and 3AW, zero suggestion that their beloved Trump might have anything to do with it. It's all Albo's fault. And probably Jacinta Allan. And 'woke'.

I'm presenting BLB @3rrrfm.bsky.social from 12-2pm today. Playing mainly 2026 music, mainly Australian but a few strays, male,female, vintage and young. Join us. www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Kh-...

Making the Strait of Hormuz safe for energy shipments would be a remarkable accomplishment, one that the world has never seen since the beginning of the month.

Have been asked whether the William Friedkin commentary clips in this episode are real - they absolutely are. They're from the (excellent) Warner Archive Blu-ray of 'The Narrow Margin'. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/t...

Just heard a quiz on ABC Radio. Question: 'Name the movie that won Best Film at the Oscars this week'. Caller: 'Was it The Moodys?' Host: 'What?' Caller: 'The Moodys Did Christmas'. Please tell me if this was a pisstake, but I don't think it was.

Maybe the only time he's done one.

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