I'm on another SHORT SHOW with @scottjohn.bsky.social & Big Al: www.youtube.com/watch?v=MN1h...

There a lady who walks up and down our street with her dog and her phone on speaker talking to her friend whose life is very dramatic. Having to time my letterbox trips for the next instalment. It’s like living in the 50s listening to a daily radio serial.

Ho ho hope to see you at the Adelaide Comedy Christmas Show, Dec 12th. Looking forward to joining a great lineup of SA’s best. Tix at adelaidecomedy.com

My favourite ever backing vocal is that bit in “We Don’t Talk Anymore” by Cliff Richard where it goes “Shee-ee-ee-ee-eep!” Inspired.

For those on the Split Enz ‘26 train, this podcast series is excellent stuff. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/e...

If Snoop Dogg had just sung his most popular song at the Grand Final this could have been avoided

You may enjoy this podcast. It’s short. youtu.be/HmmaGtYM5dc?...

Our (very) little podcast has made it to episode 20 and our guest this episode is the always hilarious Tom Gleeson @nonstoptom.bsky.social . youtu.be/HmmaGtYM5dc?...

You’d think you’d see a lot more scammers selling fake tickets to gullible people for John Edwards.

Most excited to get the chance to see Split Enz again. My favourite headphones song of all time: youtu.be/xgai6Dwb4CU?...

Assuming op shops are heaving with Adidas gear and bucket hats this week

My favourite Simply Red song has to be that one where Mick Hucknall declines to buy a meal for the musical comedian. Money’s Too Tight, Tim Minchin.

The somewhat overqualified DAVEY LANE is 'supporting' ARSELESS CHAPS in Melbourne tomorrow night.

“Sweeeet Wolverine, ba ba ba!”

The one time I saw Metallica I noticed a steady stream of liquid just beside my head, looked up to see a man pissing off the barrier of the stand above. I shouted up “Come on mate” and got the reply “What c**t? I can piss where I want!” Passing this time around.

Virgin Airlines are inflicting Last Christmas by Wham on passengers, are we even in the Whamageddon window yet?

Oasis are pros these days. Even the dreaded walk out of the venue was enjoyable. #Oasis

The scripts for Fawlty Towers were obviously brilliant, but the casting was sublime. Prunella Scales wrung every ounce of funny out of moments like calling Basil an ageing, brilliantined stick insect. One of the greats. #RIPPrunellaScales

Airlines emailing you to bid for business upgrades then telling you your bid isn’t high enough feels like a kid teasing a seagull with a chip that they’re not getting.

Theme park horror stories on Short Show today. youtu.be/Y1i6JpK1_vM?...

Just cut my face shaving and turns out it is cake

Tomorrow. Might need your wellies.

Did you know an old CD-R 25-pack container is the perfect size for a loaded bagel? Dishwasher safe, too.

I'm told you can be ejected from MONA in Hobart for singing that Craig McLachlan song.

Puns ahoy on the latest Short Show. youtube.com/@shortshowpod?

Looks kind of incongruous seeing Trump ridicule Rudd. Like if you were watching “Married With Children” and suddenly Nudge walked in and copped a serve from Peg.

Left field choice.

A wealth of Vic Reeves & Bob Mortimer gems at this YouTube channel if you are that way inclined. youtube.com/@greentearoo...

A friend just asked me to Wang Chung tonight, but I’ve got a sneaking suspicion he’s invited everybody.

If your idea of a good podcast is lots of random yelling and a maximum length of five minutes, then do I have a podcast for you. youtube.com/@shortshowpod

Starting to think ChatGPT is about as reliable as the first Hard Quiz contestant to be shown the door.

Halloween, the perfect time of year for supermarkets to get rid of their manky fruit and veg.

Mirror keeping it classy as always

@scottjohn.bsky.social I recall watching Big Al build a while impersonation of Mike Rann from this one catchphrase.

So that explains the Daily Mail! (sorry, explins)

Apparently there’s a trend on social media outlets where deliberate grammatical or spelling errors are included in posts to trigger user engagement. Frankly I find this ridiculos.

Is the right time to throw out a bath towel once they feel like a sheet of plasterboard covered in sand paper?

The worst thing about waiting for your car to be serviced is not being able to turn the news off.

Proofreader on strike again?

I’ll be doing some jokes on the Amuse-Bouche Stage at Harvest Rock festival in Adelaide, on the Saturday around lunch time. In your face, school flute teacher who said I’d never do a music festival!

Another big weekend for Melbourne’s House of Chances, rescuing cats on death row. FOR FREE. Donations welcome, obviously. Oh, and they have cats! www.facebook.com/houseofcatsr...

Enjoyed Spinal Tap II. A good laugh.

So many electric vehicles on the roads now. I just feel sorry for the teenagers doing burnouts in their parents car and creating the noise of someone using a Dyson cordless stick in the library.

Perhaps it’s time to update “The Streisand Effect” to “The Kimmel Effect”

Lovely little corner of the internet for Monty Python fans, this. youtube.com/@themontypyt...

Went to a mini golf place yesterday and asked the guy at the counter “how much for two adults and two kids for 18 holes?” He said “the price list is on the sign over there.” Which is three times as many words to say than “fifty five dollars.”

Classic 'It's A Knockout' 80s TV reference in here, which crystallized the rat-catching advice this ep contains.

And there's an audio-only version in the usual places for those who like to use their ears. podcasts.apple.com/au/podcast/s...

Scott and Big Al are two of my favourite South Australians, and their new podcast SHORT SHOW runs just 5 mins per episode. GREAT IDEA!

As far as updates from the courier go, this is kinda vague.