No one is to arrest anyone until I blow this police whistle! Even, and I want to make this absolutely clear, even if they do say “from the river to the sea”

This is hilarious. Also, completely enraging.

Hey it’s new Nationals leader Matt Canavan. I wrote this for Mad As Hell in 2022. Roof-top Coal #auspol

If only those ISIS brides were good at sport #auspol

The destruction of the Earth is a small price to pay for some vague thing that keeps changing

Probably 3 more years of this

In 90s Australia you were either a Cheez TV kid or an Agro’s Cartoon Connection kid. I was an Agro kid. RIP Jamie Dunn

This is Kate. She drank unpasteurised expired milk. Don’t be like Kate.

They call the Department of Defense the Department of War, but then say their war isn’t a war because it’s preemptively defensive.

No sympathy for anyone who believes in astrology or has a $100M contract. Certainly not both.

RIP Ted Emery. I never got to meet him but he directed so many hilarious Australian TV comedy shows that I grew up with and loved.

I remember when America would spend a whole year making up some phoney premise to invade a Middle Eastern country

Good thing Australia’s got that national oil reserve in the US where there’ll never be any impediments to getting it

Here’s how we digitise our VHS tapes at VHS Revue (Warning: Tedious) #vhs

In these troubling times we all need a little meat-based humour. Ha-ha-have a listen:

FIFA Peace Prize Winner declares new war

There’s a new episode of my extremely funny podcast

is everyone's autocorrect getting worse? feel like I've had 3 separate conversations about it today

“As the days go by, we face the increasing inevitability that we are alone in a godless, uninhabited, hostile and meaningless universe. Still, you've got to laugh, haven't you?" RIP Rob Grant, co-creator of Red Dwarf

Cropping the top and bottom old TV shows so they fill a widescreen display should be punishable by death.

Big audio day today. I digitised 3 cassette tapes, edited half a @onthetalking.bsky.social podcast episode, auditioned to play a ‘record engineer’ in a TV commercial & just panelled the Brisbane Gold Coast AFL radio broadcast for SEN

RIP Robert Carradine. Revenge of the Nerds is a hilarious (and incredibly problematic) movie and he was fantastic in it

There’s never enough time to work out… until now at Jim’s Gymnasium

Easy to remember as it’s the number of people watching

D'oh! My cartoon in today's @theageaustralia.bsky.social (with apologies to Matt Groening) And in case you'd like to know the episode this references, it's "Duffless", Ep 16, Season 4... google "Bart gets electrocuted by muffin" for a Youtube clip of the moment. You're welcome. 🤓)

I now have the same agent as Warwick Capper #funfact

Urgh I JUST washed it…

It’s a 5 OB line kind of day at SEN. On the buttons again for LIV Golf

16 years living in Melbourne today

They’re pulling some all-knighters

From the latest episode of Mad As Hell: ‘Angus Taylor’s Brain’ #libspill #auspol

I reckon that sushi place at Flinders Street Station is the best sushi in Melbourne

Happy #LibSpill Day for those who celebrate.

Ease the squeeze? Sussan Ley wheeling out Mark Latham slogans from 2004 #auspol

This is my kind of podcast (also it is actually my podcast)

This is all very tedious

Of the 10 times I’ve pressed that “Set as background” button in Windows 11, only once was on purpose

I'm 34 and still don't know my right from my left. I routinely make an L shape with both hands to work out which side is left.

Unexpected item in the bagging area

They are deeply uncool and any creative person who posts one is a loser and a traitor.

Hey look at my cat

Ready to govern

Writing some really funny stuff

“No ruler should put troops into the field merely to gratify his own spleen”

Wonder which quitter One Nation will recruit next

3 weeks operating the audio at Kia Arena

Come for a ride!

WHAT!? MR TULK IS IN TROUBLE!? Save the fabulous Mr Tulk Café at the State Library of Victoria! Sign the petition here: c.org/wxZcFV9Vyk

Australia = Good Choice of date of Australia Day = Bad

More of this I reckon