Hope and wishes to Tony Modra

Don’t buy into the Sandilands shit FFS. He’s just another Stefanovic looking for an audience that like shit content from rich middle aged whingers.

Gina and her MAGA mates are clearly funding a sophisticated social media astroturf campaign, designed to manipulate the gullible, ignorant and stupid into believing Gina's puppet Poorleen is a legitimate political option, and not just some extremist rabble of cookers and brainless morons.

Even if she did, Sky & Co. would say it’s fine. She’s just shitting what we’re all thinking, etc. #auspol

No sound cuts through the ambience of a crowded shopping mall like an old man farting

Pauline Hanson: The next next Prime Minister

A lot of Pauline Hanson supporters tuning into the National Press Club for the first time today and wondering why there aren’t any pokies

Wrote a lot of VHS Revue today

I had to try drawing this, I’m sorry.

Well this absolutely slams. Live performance of the GoldenEye 007 Nintendo 64 soundtrack by Cor64

The brewery has left SBS playing after the Socceroos so there’s lots of unfortunate images of Hitler in the screens while we eat.

SBS: if you can't handle me at my '5pm - Hitler: A Life in Pictures', then you don't deserve me at my '1pm - Socceroos'

External hard drives 2010s: “Keep making them physically smaller, higher capacity, cheaper, get rid of external power supply” 2020s: “5TB is enough. Jack up the price.”

SBS 1PM - Socceroos 5PM - Hitler: A Life in Pictures

In a South Melbourne alley, a dog sits beside a strange Japanese mechanical man repeatedly waving his arm up and down

Good read by @amyremeikis.bsky.social “Abbott wants back in the parliament … plans on taking the leadership of whatever is left of the Liberal Party and forming a new coalition with One Nation”. Imagine if Liberals are the junior coalition partner? Abbott’s dreams of being PM crushed again! #auspol

Porn has given me unrealistic expectations about what is an acceptable form of payment for goods and services.

NOW he can be happy

Brain-snapping bargains.

If I was as rich and successful as Hughsey I reckon I’d just do comedy

This lot are putting their money back into the comedy game and I salute them. theconversation.com/with-grouse-...

If the multiverse theory is correct there are universes out there with real unicorns. Also ones with multicorns.

3 days in: Antoinette Lattouf shares post on personal account. ABC: You are fired & we will spend $2.5M taxpayer money to defend our obvious breach of unfair dismissal laws. 11 years in: Pickering cosies up to DV offender Avi Yemini outside ABC instead of just walking away. ABC: Boys will be boys.

Don’t just throw that old roast chicken carcass in the bin! Seal it inside a single-use plastic bag first for some reason with Super Seal. 1992

I put my last 2 posts about One Nation on Twitter just for a laugh (haven’t been over there for months). There was a swarm of hysterical replies from accounts with blue ticks & a bunch of numbers in the handle. Funnily, once you realise it’s all just bots & AI slop they really lose their bite

My brother Luke would be 35 today

These One Nation poll numbers would be pretty concerning if Pauline Hanson wasn’t an idiot barely able to manage 3 people #auspol

Jeeze imagine being described in the mainstream press as “a self-described comedian”

Takes 145 years to build and you have to invent new brick attaching techniques as you go because the instructions as written aren't possible to complete using existing technology.

Can’t say anything any more

New poll shows majority of One Nation voters want to drive their car off a cliff. Labor launches national campaign to explain why driving a car off a cliff is a bad idea. Coalition vows to drive own car down a steep hill. One Nation voters: PRESS THE ACCELERATOR WOOOOOOOO!!! #auspol

Post an album you’ve listened to 100 times.

Star City is even better than For All Mankind 👌

Using my podcast to make fun of my favourite podcast

Maybe now that the polls show One Nation are the “most popular political party in Australia” journalists will start asking them the same policy and process questions they ask Labor/Libs/Greens, and hold them to account in the same way. It’s time. Frankly, it’s long overdue. #auspol

This looks like a Dana Carvey sketch

There’s a new episode of On The Talking out today and it’s my favourite one of the season. You should listen to it

How to send an email 40 years ago. Amazing. Now we just fire them off while sitting on the can

That’s a keeper

Tony Abbott’s first move as Liberal Party President is to change title to ‘King’ #auspol

The teal independents should form their own party and call it ‘The Liberal Party’ #auspol

VineFlix and the pill

Whatever it takes to stay out of prison. If that means destroying humanity well, so be it

@molk.bsky.social Hey Molk have you watched Star City yet?

Saw a boomer on FB complaining about the Labor Government being out of touch & he posted an obviously AI image of Anthony Albanese looking sinister, holding a cigar. Funny, I recall the REAL photo of the Coalition Treasurer & Finance Minister smoking cigars after their disastrous 2014 Budget #auspol

Nintendo 64 with the clear purple controller. Best Christmas present ever. 1998.

It’s easier to wear the old socks with the holes than it is to take the new socks out of the packaging

My earliest birthday I can remember is when I turned 4 and had a party at Hungry Jack’s. Today I turned 39 and ate it alone in the car outside work.

Here we have a fake cigarette ad that parodies a ‘90s commercial for Werther’s Original. And look at the audio spectrum lines... THEY’RE LITTLE DARTS!