Must get around to writing my manifesto

every few months, americans are asked to resume their banquet and pretend a shooting didn't just happen

Hell yes. #StarCity

Jokes. Funny jokes here.

Nazis have no respect

Ate a big sandwich today

The laptop I bought at the start of last year for $2,000 is now selling at the same retailer for $5,000

I love these so much. It’s a masterclass in comedy. So funny and brilliant

Was there a better broadcaster than James Valentine? What warmth, what joy, what creativity! What a privilege to know him. I love you, James. Love to Joanne, Ruby and Roy. What a legacy.

Effortlessly funny, generous to a fault, always willing to muckrake, distort the box he was put in and ready to set a place at the table for anyone willing to come play in his Whimsy Factory.

RIP James Valentine. He contacted me out of the blue once after a silly tweet I did about setting up a new TV & we had a wonderful chat on the phone about TV & comedy. Could have talked for hours. Never got to meet him in person. Very generous & supportive. Sad day.

Can I commend to you @davidmgreen.bsky.social’s VHS Revue of Clive Robertson’s Newsworld, a show I adored as a kid even though it was on well past my bedtime. youtube.com/shorts/rnD-d...

Really interesting article about nostalgia by @theshufflediary.bsky.social for @crikey.com.au

There has been no formal request for me to do the dishes.

Pretty sick of all the AI posts on Facebook and Threads

The Oz was behind Pell but not the Pope. Always back the paedophile I guess.

Good read in Sat Paper: A Complete History of One Nation’s flame-outs. Quite incredible they’re currently at the height of their electoral success despite the party’s strong track record of incompetence and turncoatery #auspol

I’m more than 10 years behind on South Park. I watched a lot of the earlier seasons when they were on SBS but I’m not even sure where I dropped off. Figured it was around the time I moved to Melbourne and didn’t have a TV for a while. So last night I started with… (1/?)

It’s Vineburger Time! 🍔 🍔 🍔

Oh Viktor, you are a very unattractive and also very unpopular man

Being helpful

Welcome back Artemis 2!

I was... not emotionally prepared for that. #ForAllMankind

Oh boy that ending got to me #ForAllMankind

Melbourne! If you love satire and civics this is for you. Hear from the co-founder of @theonion.com as well as @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social, and me! events.humanitix.com/the-business...

Had to be done

Was just having a look how the new gutter (installed yesterday) was handling the rain and got a bit of a shock… #melbourneweather

Just signed up for Strait of Hormuz Premium. Used to be on the free plan but now my ships get limited access and I’m also supporting the Iranian regime.

ABC News Victoria Meteorologist Adam Morgan used the Earthset photo in his weather report tonight. Perfect opportunity!

Ahh classic qanda…

“Hello I’m Tony Jones. Joining us on this 2013 episode of QandA is Ben Roberts-Smith, Cardinal George Pell, Belle Gibson, plus the comedy stylings of Rolf Harris. Our first question is from Dezi Freeman.”

What the?

Some of the corny lines they’re saying on the Artemis 2 mission are so lame. “We will always choose Earth, we will always choose each other.” Jeeze maybe they should have actually sent a poet…

Just played some Railroad Tycoon 2 in I don’t know how long. Very satisfying.

If Albo ever said anything half as nuts as this we’d have a new prime minister by the end of the week

Good to join @scottjohn.bsky.social and Big Al on 'Adelaide Tonight' last week. Talked about On The Talking, VHS Revue, Mad As Hell and that time I pulled Bob Francis's girlfriend's hair in 1988

The Week on Wednesday is back! Great podcast on Australian politics. Always good value. #auspol

Great time to read this one. ‘Carrying The Fire: An Astronaut’s Journeys’ by Michael Collins (1974). Very detailed firsthand account of the life & career of Michael Collins; astronaut on Gemini 10 & of course most famously the Command Module Pilot on Apollo 11 (the guy who didn’t walk on the Moon)

This is absolutely brutal

That Moon base is gonna be more of a Moon lean-to

Happy 20th birthday to Get This! The funniest and therefore greatest show in Australian radio history.

New gambling regulations require everyone to re-post this

Hey they’re about to launch Artemis 2 to the Moon. Good time to turn on a TV 🚀

Boy the cookers are really having another moment aren’t they

If Albo isn’t wearing this, Victorians won’t listen. #auspol

Some tips from Mad As Hell if you need petrol in regional Australia, 2019. (I’m the idiot on the bike)

Ahhh yes. Good one.

he electoral version of "doing a Bradbury". Independent Lou Nicholson wins the South Australian seat of Finniss from fourth place after the distribution of preferences. #auspol antonygreen.com.au/sa2026-finni...

Hey I'm a guest on the Adelaide Tonight live stream RIGHT NOW! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sjv-...