The Celebrity Traitors UK was a wild ride. Cannot wait to be disappointed by the The Celebrity Traitors AU* now! ☺️ (* but not by gretel. i'm already deeply envious of her amazing grey hair and dragon/ghost gym leader wardrobe, ngl.)

the only good thing about genAI is that it got me to really love seeing bad art, because I know a person put in time and effort, made themselves vulnerable by showing it to others, and is trying to improve. I value that more than anything now

It's pronounced grapé.

Taking time out from his busy “morally ambiguous safari park warden” schedule, I presume.

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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff

This is the most Australian thing I have seen all week and it's a mood

Damn it, we were going so well with these announcements.

Keep asking what? Why you never see anything “fruits of the forest” flavoured anymore? Why savoury-flavoured Shapes aren’t shaped like savoury?

Tired.

Channel Ten Playout Issue during The Cheap Seats (TEN-10, 18/11/2025)

It did lead to like a minute of dead air, which is pretty rare in TV playout in Australia in 2025

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Not sure if this Czechoslovakian interpretation of "Don't You Want Me" was what Phil Oakey, Jo Callis et al had in mind when penning their greatest hit..

Tonight's ear worm:

I don't like asking for help. I HATE asking for help. But here I am, asking for help. I'll be back to regular programming soon, I promise.

YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????

Part of something I've been working on over the last few days.

Still thinking about turning this series I wrote into an illustrated zine of some sort. Would people be interested?

A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲

This is television, is it.

As all this disgusting Epstein shit starts surfacing more and more, I hope we don't lose sight of the fact that apparently every major media outlet knew everything and instead spent their time money and energy attacking the trans community.

I would rather watch the washing machines from the Live Stream than Colin and Holly kissing. #BBAU

Genuinely thought we were going into foot fetishism (with a twist of fungus) for a moment there. #BBAU

This Big Brother might sound like an Aldi Mike Goldman, but he's a horny piece of shit (affectionate) and I'm here for it. #BBAU

Can't concentrate, the slow-motion Nut Meat talk's stuck in a loop in my head.

The obits will never mention the time he had his own version of AOL in the 90s.

Hey, I may watch a live Big Brother episode, and I may even chuckle my way through through Sam Pang Tonight, but I draw the line at Your Gen 2025

I spent far too long on this. #SamPangTonight

tafe nsw just let me enrol in one (1) course without some sort of administrative cock-up challenge 2k25.

John Laws is dead, so as well as remembering him for outrageous on-air statements and the cash-for-comment affair, let me take this opportunity to remind everyone that in 1976 he released an album of country music covers called You've Never Been Trucked Like This Before It reached 69 on the charts

Switched to the #BBAU live feed to see one housemate loudly telling another "alright, never have I ever: never have I ever been fingered in the arse, never have I ever had a threesome" and then the feed suddenly cuts to this

The new voice of Big Brother absolutely shits on the fake computerised bullshit we endured for years on Australia's worst television network #BBAU

Big Brother sounds like he's trying and failing to do a Mike Goldman impression. #BBAU

John Laws died.

And the time-lapse, for those interested. Note the struggle with the arms.

I truly think we'd be in a slightly better place if Channel 7 never axed All Music Video and Sunrise never became the all-consuming morning behemoth it is.

This morning's rather persistent ear worm:

This is what the Thompson Twins' "Hold Me Now" sounds like in Swedish.

Thinking about her. #GhostsAustralia

there is so much beauty in the world

Collecting TikTok avatars of ppl telling me New York will be under sharia law in six months

Thinking about her. #GhostsAustralia

My favourite Simply Red song has to be that one where Mick Hucknall declines to buy a meal for the musical comedian. Money’s Too Tight, Tim Minchin.

A Jacko in the box at the 1991 Myer Christmas Parade

This is all a website had to be. And we were happy. We didn't need chappieT to have a good time.

They should have a feed on here that contain only the posts that have been moderated as rude