Teeth ruined? Tetrapolitan Dentistry.

I wasn’t going to the Adelaide Writers’ Week BEFORE the boycott

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This is why I don’t pay my employees superannuation

Took me a moment to realise that’s a chair

Like our nation’s elite athletes, I support a Royal Commission into antisemitism so long as the terms of reference also include union corruption.

This is why you don’t build your country’s capital on the coast. #venezuela

I’d eat that Beef Wellington!

Oh good. War!

It’s a Christmas miracle! The Jeremy Dome Christmas Coma-thon is now available for your streaming pleasure

Shame on Anika Wells and her extravagant travel expenses. At least when ScoMo went on that secret Hawaiian holiday during those bushfires he paid for his own JetStar flights. #auspol

L’Faucet bottled water single-handedly redefies drinkability

Where did all my followers go?

It’s Masterbrain time on Episode 3. How well does our special guest know The Battle of Stalingrad? Listen now on the Internet

I’ve now got a thriving side business selling burqas to One Nation members #auspol

Congratulations to Jess Wilson on becoming the first woman set to lead the Victorian Liberal Party to defeat at the next election. #auspol

Remember when Kevin Rudd went on Rove Live? Full discussion: onthetalking.podbean.com/e/ep-2-remem... #auspol

I’m Norman Vine and I approved this message.

Vine Jewellers. Minimal Hullabaloo!

Diarrhoea Foods. Proudly Australian since 1923.

Is it fully functional? And is it still available?

Lookout grandma!

No. Kings!

Never be afraid to put your name to these posts landlords!

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If only these gun advocates were armed

And she would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling judiciary system! #mushroomcook

The loveably aggressive Bob Katter

No deal then I guess.

At my funeral, the front page of the booklet should simply have a current corporate headshot above my birth date and death date separated with a hyphen. None of this “entered eternal life” crap.

Yes a cure for cancer would be great but not if it means taxing unrealised gains on super balances over $3 million.

Yes I’d like a happy ending from a Nazi please

JUST IN: Liberals and Nationals reunite to fight their common enemy: the Australian people #auspol

I told them federation was a bad idea!

This is the bitterest loss of all. #ausvotes

I heard Victorians are afraid to go outside because of these election results. #ausvotes

I don’t need to be welcomed into other people’s houses.

I’m a renter. The number of properties I rent out is 173.

I don’t give a fuck but I’ll be happy to sell you one.

This post is brought to you by the good people at Frank’s Meats. They love their meat!

Honestly, who hasn’t conducted a bit of insider trading? #auspol

I suspect this trade war with Colombia is going to make my special parties a lot more exclusive…

Ahh, money money money…

Being autistic doesn’t give you a blanket excuse to act like a jerk. Being mega wealthy does though.

Great news. A ceasefire deal just in time for Trump to take the credit

Why should MY hard-earned tax dollars go to these unelected fire fighters when NOT ONCE have any of my houses caught fire?

These fires in urban Los Angeles are clearly due to inadequate forest management. If all the forests were roads this wouldn’t have happened.