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Just signed up for Strait of Hormuz Premium. Used to be on the free plan but now my ships get limited access and I’m also supporting the Iranian regime.

Amazing. Donald Trump has secured an Iran ceasefire without using a single nuclear weapon. #TrumpForNobelPeacePrize

I like the cut of your jib

I’m catching the tram to the pub today for an all day drinking session. Ordinarily I would drive but got to save that fuel. #TeamAustralia

Sorry I was out driving around collecting my thoughts. What was Albo’s national address about? #auspol

New episode out Otters! We’ve got the delay machine working to take your talkback calls. Plus the inside goss on some new TV sitcoms and true crimes. Listen here:

Turns out all those pallets of toilet paper I hoarded 6 years ago have decomposed and the resultant sludge runs fine in the Landcruiser! #smart

Norman Vine can’t get enough of Frank’s Meats! #meatlover #onthetalking #aussie #butchery

Rainwater tanks are ideal for storing petrol. Just remember to boil it first before you drink it.

Remembering my good friend Curly Johnson

Episode 6 is now available. Brought to you by Frank’s Meats: “They love meat!” onthetalking.podbean.com/e/ep-6-frank...

Those so called children should have thought twice about being born to mothers who were coerced into signing up with ISIS.

Isaac Herzog’s visit has really brought the country together. Particularly protestors and police.

Dr Kevin Goodall pops by to discuss his new Euthanasia Coaster in Episode 5, which is out now: onthetalking.podbean.com/e/ep-5-eutha...

What happened to “global warming”?

Teeth ruined? Tetrapolitan Dentistry.

I wasn’t going to the Adelaide Writers’ Week BEFORE the boycott

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This is why I don’t pay my employees superannuation

Took me a moment to realise that’s a chair

Like our nation’s elite athletes, I support a Royal Commission into antisemitism so long as the terms of reference also include union corruption.

This is why you don’t build your country’s capital on the coast. #venezuela

I’d eat that Beef Wellington!

Oh good. War!

It’s a Christmas miracle! The Jeremy Dome Christmas Coma-thon is now available for your streaming pleasure

Shame on Anika Wells and her extravagant travel expenses. At least when ScoMo went on that secret Hawaiian holiday during those bushfires he paid for his own JetStar flights. #auspol

L’Faucet bottled water single-handedly redefies drinkability

Where did all my followers go?

It’s Masterbrain time on Episode 3. How well does our special guest know The Battle of Stalingrad? Listen now on the Internet

I’ve now got a thriving side business selling burqas to One Nation members #auspol

Congratulations to Jess Wilson on becoming the first woman set to lead the Victorian Liberal Party to defeat at the next election. #auspol

Remember when Kevin Rudd went on Rove Live? Full discussion: onthetalking.podbean.com/e/ep-2-remem... #auspol

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Vine Jewellers. Minimal Hullabaloo!

Diarrhoea Foods. Proudly Australian since 1923.

Is it fully functional? And is it still available?

Lookout grandma!

No. Kings!

Never be afraid to put your name to these posts landlords!

Ahoy Otters! Our first episode is out! On The Talking is a new podcast from Jeremy Dome & Norman Vine, the iconic team behind the award-nominated TV series ‘Good Afternoon Adelaide’. Can you name the celebrity just by hearing their cough? Pick up the phone and WIN SOME CASH!

@normanvine.bsky.social and Jeremy Dome, original hosts of early 90s chat show #GoodAfternoonAdelaide, have a new podcast! And so the talk naturally turns to biscuits. onthetalking.podbean.com

Great deals on Windows 10 machines now at iVine Computers!

If only these gun advocates were armed

And she would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for that meddling judiciary system! #mushroomcook

The loveably aggressive Bob Katter

No deal then I guess.