Behave as though every mic is live, folks:

The Christmas Number 1 is such a big thing in the UK that the radio reveal got a simulcast on the BBC's news channel. Great result, too. youtu.be/u9BT3YCq3v0

Oh you didn't say there was milk @auntydonnaboys.bsky.social

@debritz.bsky.social @lybaskw.bsky.social Just 'sources' right now, but considering very recent changes in ARN management, there's still a chance this'll come true. mediaweek.com.au/robin-kip-an...

Colbert and Fallon may be responsible for some of the ice cream biz's most popular flavors, but neither was first to marry late-night TV and ice cream. Here's the story of... Steverino.

With the war of fonts heating up and the assendancy of Times New Roman in the State Department, I can't help but post this fantastic and classic comment from Metafilter. #fonts #typeface #timesnewroman

With #TimesNewRoman in the news, look at what happens to all the text when you Google it.

I just saw an AI version of a video I did 7 years ago and it bummed me the fuck out. I genuinely hope these people fucking suffer.

The Christmas videos are creeping on to #StingrayRetro - they just played this: youtu.be/Ko3yBFoTm5c

"Silent Night" to the tune of "Tequila" is a slow creeper of a gag.

So, what was fact and what was fiction in #TheDish? CSIRO explains. www.csiro.au/en/news/all/...

Here we go. The last segment. #TheDish

Do you reckon that Michael Hirsh played the Pope in #TheDish as well as The Late Show?

I love the way that #TheDish shows how much of a worldwide collective event the Apollo 11 moon landing was.

Colette Mann as 'Betty the Bush Poet' there. #TheDish

"Man's about to walk on the moon." "And he still will." "No-one's going to see it!" #TheDish

G'day, Prime Minaster! #TheDish

"I must stress these are not to scale." #TheDish

Let's go for a hayride. #TheDish

Patrick Warburton: "'I'm Al Burnett, the NASA scientist, the least funny character in this film. What made you think I could do it?' [Rob Sitch] goes,'I just reckon you could.'" #TheDish tvtonight.com.au/2024/07/work...

Great cameo. Charles (Bud) Tingwell as Reverend Loftus. #TheDish

That was Mal Walden doing voice-over on the TV just then. #TheDish

Some pedantry: it wasn't a full moon at the time of the Apollo 11 landing. #BasedOnATrueStory #TheDish

I do love John McMartin's reading of the line, "Oh, Iet's do that." #TheDish

"You've got a visitor. It's the ambassador. Of the United States of America." #TheDish

Also, I was *very* into space when I was in year 5, so on the night of the big year 5 Canberra trip where we all went to the cinema I was hoping and parying that we would be going to see #TheDish. We saw Disney's "The Kid" instead. It was awful. And I'm still filthy about it 25 years later.

Great performance from Roy Billing, a.k.a. Kimmy's Dad from the Crimsafe ads. #TheDish

I thought that bit of #TheDish where the kids play the Hawaii 5-0 theme as the US national anthem was the funniest thing in the world when I first saw it. I reckon I came dangerously close to wearing out that bit of the rental VHS tape, I rewound it and watched it again that many times.

"You just bullshitted NASA!" #TheDish

That's Frank Bennett as 'Barry Steele'. You might remember his rendition of a Radiohead song that just snuck into the #Hottest100... #TheDish youtu.be/dlvJcXfC7x0

Please be upstanding for the American national anthem. (This is what happens in a time before Google...) #TheDish youtu.be/Rcvo4U33_L4

G'day, Ambassador! #TheDish

An excellent soundtrack so far! Give it all listen. #TheDish open.spotify.com/album/6TgxGo...

"You've got a gun!" "Yeah. Official NASA requirement - armed security." "Does Mum know?" "No, and don't tell her, Janine. She'll come and take it off me." #TheDish

Love how much of a shit-stirrer Mitch is. "Glenn's a Sagittarius. He enjoys knitting, flower-arranging..." #TheDish

The awesome foursome: Mitch, Glenn, Al and Cliff. #TheDish

That's not actually a Jimmy--sorry, James--Hendrix song they're playing. #TheDish

Pretzels! Yep, it's a world event. #TheDish

And there it is. Such a great first impression. #TheDish

A helluva lot of world-building in that 90-second montage set to Russell Morris' "The Real Thing". Much quicker than #TheCastle's world-building. #TheDish

It's amazing aging makeup they've put on Sam Neill. #TheDish

#TheDish in T-minus 30-ish minutes... @tlschampagne.bsky.social

One Big Christmas Family! It's amazing what you can do with green screens nowadays.

"how's The Eric Bana Show going?" I believe is what lip readers can read

And on that bombshell, I hope you enjoyed my pointless posting during #TheCastle! See you at 8:40pm next Monday on Channel 9 for #TheDish.

I spoke about this on the #ChampagneComedy Podcast. @tonymartin.bsky.social has more screen time than Eddie McGuire's BMW in #TheCastle: 310 frames versus 189. @tlschampagne.bsky.social