I start packing tomorrow so here’s a poll! strawpoll.com/XOgOV0jlan3

This one is loooooooong (man). New episode of They Did WHAT?! On Television? drops this Thursday at 7pm AEST. Prepare yourself here ⤵️ youtube.com/@danietreg

It’s Monday so it’s house reset day and Nyssa is helping by playing with a toy mousey on the kitchen floor. She dropped the mousey at my feet, and I kicked it thinking she would chase it. No. Instead she just looked at me with this hurt little face until I showed her where the mousey was. All good!

Excuse me Bsky, I just need you to look at Zoë for a moment.

Seven seizures last night. A new personal best. Am I super sore today? Hell yeah I am.

I quit alcohol in 1999 when I was 22. I used it too much as a way to curb my social anxiety as a teenager, made shit decisions while drunk, and I didn’t like the way it made me feel. Then after making a dick of myself in a pub while celebrating my birthday, I stopped. But I’ve done an oops.

I was just sending a late night voice note to my friend in the UK and this rain moth flew straight at my face. I listened back to the note and you can hear a loud thump. 🤣 I’m not going to share a picture just in case people are scared of insects but a rain moth has a wingspan of 16cm so yeah, big.

Bsky may be having some issues, been there babe! New episode of They Did WHAT? On Television? has arrived with bonus cat bum. Watch, subscribe, and submit videos here ⤵️ youtu.be/WYYb1L2Ggu8?...

@0brooke0taylor.bsky.social account is down for me! Sorry #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke folks 😵‍💫

I love that Bsky is down on one account but not the other? 😷

There’s a heap of planets in Aries right now so I’m using the time wisely by arguing with a TikTok relationship coach until she blocks me. 😇

I’ve got to stop commenting on Hey Hey It’s Saturday posts on Facebook. They posted video about Dad this week and now my notifications are filled with men telling me that he is their hero. That’s never not weird lol

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It’s now time for Albert the Wheelchair’s yearly health review. He’s 9 years old and been to 16 countries so far! This could be his last overseas trip? We’ll see. Finally bought some proper clips for my crutches off Amazon (ugh) but avoided the “disability tax” by doing so, so that’s a win!

Yay! On the tellie!

It’s time for the big reveal! 🧡 @osullysport.bsky.social asked me to create a banner for today’s GWS v Tigers game so of course I said yes. It’s now at the ground and if we’re lucky, it may end up on TV. Phoenix Gothard 🤝 Conchita Wurst

You know you’re typing too fast when “Yugosaliva” happens. 🤤

Tonight’s episode of trying to make eating exciting by leaning into Gurrrrl Dinner 🎶

Just been catching up on SNL UK and oh golly, yup that’s very very fun.

If you’re not in the ESC bubble, you may not know any of this and wonder why so many of us are exhausted. youtu.be/70vN-Z1lRT4?...

Just finished the finale of Sex Education and I’m a puddle of emotional goo. 🥹

What do elephants, dogs, cats, and singing have in common? Nothing. But they’re all in this episode of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV. Watch, Subscribe, and Submit Videos here ⤵️ youtu.be/bE9jMy8sXyY?...

I entered the kitchen to make a coffee, and the eldest and youngest declared it was dinner time. Regretfully, their watches are still broken and food is still an hour away.

With 90 minutes to go… It’s finished. Full reveal coming later.

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AEST got the better of me and I ran out of adequate light so the rest will have to get done tomorrow before it gets delivered. Thankfully acrylic paint and will dry in time.

Autumn is the best.

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A lot of things have been taken from me these last 18 months, but I’m happy I can still paint freehand even when my hands shake and my thoughts are dark.

For the record, I actually enjoy garden gnomes. This one especially. It’s not trying to be anything that its not.

Platforming a machiavellian on your radio station today is not a great look, Joy.

This account - @chanelstan.bsky.social - was created last night with the sole purpose to bully and intimidate me. If it is still active, please report it. Thank you 😊

I had a seizure earlier this morning. Maybe went for 30 minutes. I was more worried about accidentally hitting Mark with a flying limb than what was happening to my body. But you can’t stop me from talking. You started this. Only you can end it by being a real man and owning up to what you did.

Ok, here’s some honest truth because apparently I lie everyday, you ready? I was close to being hospitalised because I couldn’t eat for three months. I still have to force myself. I have persistent nightmares. My agoraphobia has returned and I feel a lot of dread leaving the house.

I used to care deeply about him too, that’s why we’re in this mess. Next time you make another account, use your real name so I know who I’m addressing before I block. Thanks in advance.

I’m the older woman mentioned in the story. Enjoy ⤵️

I always knew you were a flying monkey, thanks for confirming it 😘

The first day of standard time is so confusing. It’s so dark already and the cats are checking their watches constantly because tummy disagrees.

I’m making a banner to go to the AFLM rather round next weekend. If you’re lucky, you may see it on TV during the GWS vs Tigers game. Haven’t done one since 2024 so I’m facing a lot of brutal flashbacks and crying a bit while I work on it. Dude, you wonder why people have called you a cunt? THIS.

It’s 2am. I should go to bed but in an hour, it will be 2am again.

Still watching Sex Education even though all the friend break up stuff is triggering the hell out of me. Also no one warned me about the cat in season 3 and I cried a lot about that too. 😐

What do fruit and holes have in common? Nothing. But they’re all in this episode of They Did WHAT?! On Television? where I blind react to weird things that have happened on TV. Be cool and watch the videos no one else watches ⤵️ youtu.be/0T2_rLCO7Wk?...

Went to the shops. Bought two scarves. You know the drill.

Hey Albo, how about you end this toxic humiliation kink you seem to have with the Trumpet and Satanyahu already. You’ve been so worried about offending them both for too long. Enough. Don’t speak to us like we’re children.

Will Albo be wearing a North Face jacket for this presser? Sorry Victorians, that was too far. I apologise.

There’s two March Flies in the house. I’m going to catch them and show them the calendar because they are not April Flies. 😉 (yes I know they are all year round in Australia, just appreciate my shit joke thank you)

Just realised I made it through another March! Yippee! Then realised it’s April 1st. Oh god no, please.

Victims can take a long time to feel safe enough to tell their story. There’s grief, sadness, anger about what happened, but also worry that you won’t be believed. How do I know? I’m still not ready to take action against my groomer for what he did to me in 1992. www.bbc.com/news/article...

Had two missed called from this number and one voice note. When I googled the return number, it gave me a good laugh!

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