Sometimes you need a song.

Victoria has introduced tough new bail laws for people who commit violent crimes. It has seriously put the squeeze on my murder hobby.

The reason that so many western people are super freaked out by Jeffery Epstein is that he isn’t a cliched Eastern or Muslim monster, twisting his moustache , but rather a white guy like your grand dad or your father or you. The mirror is often an ugly canvas.

Be careful my beautiful friends. 💜

We must pick a side. Neutrality only helps the oppressor, never the victim.

I’m almost every thing that I’ve seen Peter Dinklage in, he ends up punching someone in the junk. And I for one approve. ☮️

@mrmichaelsmiley.bsky.social M.Smiles, I’m watching your beautiful subtle moves in Blue Lights 3. I’m so jealous. It’s been over ten years since I danced with the devil and yet I am still poison in the Australian acting world. I continue to watch and love you. xxx

‘‘Twas my birthday. Spent with 3 brilliant women.

I never watched heaps of it before. I am now watching Orange is the new black from the beginning. It’s glorious. 💜☔️☮️

Tim Blake Nelson is so good as the doomed gay son in The Lowdown. He makes me cry.

Many people have asked to see the film of my book/show Thai-Die, about my kidnapping in Bangkok and then my crossing into a war zone in Burma. (I was a bad traveller!) It’s being streamed on Prime. Check it out before my next book The Last Ride comes out.

Riyadh are paying millions to Louis CK, Bill Burr, Jimmy Carr etc to do the Riyadh oil and murder comedy festival. Will there be reviews? Most journos killed.I’m proud that I said no.They responded how you would expect with lots of “Who is this?” “How did you get this number” and so on. Typical.

Robert Redford Made a Sports Movie Masterpiece—but It’s Not ‘The Natural’ - The Wall Street Journal I saw this movie when it came out in the 70’s. I loved it, as I used to ski. He does this cool thing with his goggles before each race. Watch it.

Ep 1 of Black Rabbit is rather grouse TV. xxx

Brilliant 😂💜 www.instagram.com/reel/DOqfYhP...

I may be wrong but Im fairly sure that I just invented the cat.

I may be wrong but I’m fairly sure that I just invented the cat.

Trump Downplays Domestic Violence As A ‘Much Lesser’ Crime. Thats how I feel about the murder of a President.

Have you ever noticed that when you vomit there is stuff in there you didn’t eat? I’m like “Hang on, I didn’t eat 2 litres of vomit…or a pavement”

Big love, respect and congratulations to Mitch Brown on becoming the first past/present AFL player to come out as gay/bisexual . Inspirational stuff. ☮️☔️💜

I just read about Hellen Keller. Amazing. A deaf, dumb and blind kid but she sure played “a” mean pin ball.

It was really positive to see an Adelaide star player get hit with a 4 week ban for being homophobic. There is no place for it. Inclusive. It’s the only way.

It wasn really positive to see an Adelaide star player get hit with a 4 week ban for being homophobic. There is no place for it. Inclusive. It’s the only way.

Ji

What a cool cat. “With a snake skin sports shirt, And he looked like Vincent Price. He’s got a little piece of chicken And he’s carving off a slice. He could have been in Casablanca He stood in line out there all day, Waiting on the one that got away”.

. @masonhellcat or in fact anyone of taste, let’s have a blast from the past party where we re watch greet shows. Let’s start with one of my favourite shows ever , The Wire. Apple TV has it for free. I’m going to watch a couple of eps and then discuss. I want to rewatch the whole thing. Anyone in?

I was just in my favourite Thai take away waiting on my order when I realised that the music that they were playing was a Thai language version of Take Me On by AH-HA. Thai by way of English by way of Iceland. 💜☔️☮️

I was just having a beer with some lads from Nth Ireland. It reminded me of one of my most memorable gigs at the “most bombed hotel in Europe” (33 times in 21 years) The Europa. The people of the North are great people indeed. ☮️☔️💜

Big queues in country Victoria for Beef Wellington. A guilty pleasure.

A truly brave friend would admit to having a poster (no glass) of Pulp Fiction before ever (if ever) seeing the film.

I’ve finally found out what the worst thing in the world that a person can be is: A CV. A Commitment Vampire. I’m fairly into this idea.

Ever since I’ve begun identifying as a highly sexed Juggalo, (“Woot-Woot”) people have been asking me how many BJ’s and scary clown Handy J’s I donate to science each day. When I tell them the number is roughly 14, they inevitably ask me why? I tell them, “Because I’m loco ESE”

Which song or band has pushed you beyond the point where you quite simply have to go out and kill? I’ll start, Wagner Flight of the Valkyrie.( It’s hella stabby!)

My apartment was looking like a bin so I hired a 14 year old school boy to clean it. I’m quite pissed off. Not only did he over charge me, but he did a terrible job. He also isn’t real, and no matter how many chances I give him, he flat out refuses to exist. The little see through fuck.

I was recently wandering around a haunted house while dressed as a fireman (see earlier message). I was absent mindedly singing the Ghostbusters song 🎵 I ain’t afraid of no ghosts 🎶. Just then a massive ghost appeared and scared the shit out of me. I take it back. I’m fucking terrified of ghosts.

I was dressed as a fireman because I wanted to steal things from burning houses. I got arrested! Not for theft or impersonating a fireman 👨‍🚒, but for forcibly giving Steven Segal a hand job. It was an attempt to distract the police.

I have offered to give Steven Segal (or anyone) a hand job in a Taco Bell drive through for one of these. You heard cocksucker. (Thanks @eflind.bsky.social

I have offered to give Steven Segal (or anyone) a hand job in a Taco Bell drive through for one of these. You heard cocksucker.

I’m going outside to try on hats.

“I PREFER instant coffee to what a barista can make!” “That’s because you’re a cunt.”

G-G strips Andrew O’Keefe of Order of Australia medal - The Australian. This is evil in my opinion. Drug addiction is a mental health issue.O’Keefe’s work in entertainment and more importantly his huge investment in charities made him a worthy recipient of the OA. Taking it back doesn’t help anyone

Today sweet Melbourne town has dressed itself as London. All sharp and grey and beautiful. Indoor spaces beckon and I for one approve. 🥰🎶☔️

Richard Roxburgh yet again shows himself to be one of the greatest actors of his generation in JOH: The Last King of Queensland. A great doco/drama on STAN.

Dear Australian govt, please do not get any further involved in what is going on in the Middle East. I for one would not cope well with being bombed by a doomsday cult (either one of them). Nor would my daughter.

Aiming to get back to this weight. Here comes the night.

Is he trying to be seen as the least sympathetic person to walk the earth?

I must be clear about my feelings regarding Family Guy. It is one of the few shows that makes me laugh, and laugh hard. Even when I’m feeling grumpy and I have little or no interest in experiencing or displaying mirth.

I’ve been watching Family Guy and, at the risk of alienating myself, I think the character of Peter Griffin is almost unbearably stupid.

Middle East cease fire announced as Middle class white woman hit on leg with rubber bullet. “Enough is enough!” Says Israeli PM. “Gazza not worth it” says Hamas.

Know little or nothing about Albania and I guess my ingrained racism is established by the fact that if someone were to wake me up yelling: “We’ve got to go, it’s the fucking Albanians!” I would not only go but I would push people over in an attempt to flee and I would not look back.