Racist? Man, I don’t see color. I don’t care if you’re red, green or yellow, after 8 beers I’m barreling through that intersection no matter what

BUFF is back and I had a fun, far-ranging chat wth festival director Felix Hubble about the underground leading the mainstream, upskilling have-a-go heroes and an insatiable hunger for out-there cinema old and new that's rewriting the future bit.ly/4ckSfip

What's good for the goose is a big kiss and probably a hug

[richard scarry worm on a payphone inside a Jiffy Lube] yeah man my apple is completely fucked. some guy driving a banana sideswiped me and i crashed into another guy’s pickle

Watched a trailer for a romantic comedy set in the 2010s Montreal indie scene and realized that wealth inequality and rising cost of living means that indie music bloggers don't even have time to get into love triangles with guys in bands anymore, the guys don't even have time to be in bands, wow

FYI I was a big fan of Phil Wang -before- I saw him beautifully sing Something's Coming from West Side Story, while also threatening to throw an entire lettuce at an audience member. Just want that on record.

Dissapointed this section on the different aspect ratios in a film about Steve Irwin being pursued by the CIA lacks citations

I'm sorry, but this woman posting photos of her dog at a religious event in Spain and then having to frantically clarify a few days later at their "supersausage_charlie" Instagram account is something out of a Curb Your Enthusiasm episode.

Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.

It took one look at Adelaide and said fuck no

Who wore it better: Lisa from BLACKPINK or L'Rell from the Klingon Empire

"working in an op shop is a curatorial practice" I say as I cast a generously donated set of David Walliams books into the abyss

I was comparing the ticketing between comedy fest and MIFF and thought, "What if you could get some sort of #MICF passport that got you into everything for like $500?" Then I remembered that's just being a comedian.

The Chilling Of A Sacred Beer

I honestly don't know why celebrities get so excited about going to the Criterion Closet. All of those films are available for purchase at retailers, and they should have no trouble affording them.

Absolutely seething that I clicked this piano advert and wasn't able to buy the shorts 🤬🤬🤬

The new VERY hagriographic Michael Jackson biopic starring MJ's nephew is out at the end of the month. But back in 2004 an unauthorised and EQUALLY flattering biopic was made in Canada. Here is a clip and I promise you have NO idea where it's going. I haven't done a single edit here.

Ben Robert-Smith the 7News General manager?

mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig

it's official: labubus are labubover

Welcome to Taskmaster!!! Would you like to play a game?

Going from a job where management treated me like a bug-spray resistant roach to one where I'm valued is a bit of a trip

Oh my gd, the Artemis II crew doing a parody of a bad 1980s sitcom intro from in space. Source: www.instagram.com/p/DWwuHPfCZ8Z/

an inspiration for us all. she got out.

Don't forget to alter time tonight. Meddle with the temporal foundation of our very existence. But all do it simultaneously and we should be fine.

Hoorah for the Easter bunny!

The sin of watching? Self-explanatory. An ad! The sin of pausing? As if you think time itself should grind to a halt for the whims of your mind or bladder? An ad! The sin of rewinding? Do you think one gets to fall in love for the first time twice? Outrageous. An ad! It should go without saying.

I'm an over-explainer (I explain things too much)

“not every kids movie needs to be deep and thought provoking” well why not?

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

Happy 20th birthday to Get This! The funniest and therefore greatest show in Australian radio history.

shouldn't this be split into several smaller, individually unsatisfying books

Amazing how much of our 2020s existence feels like variations of a Seinfeld or Curb episode?

right now the astronauts are calling houston because the computer on the spaceship is running two instances of microsoft outlook and they can't figure out why. nasa is about to remote into the computer

please note this account will have reduced posting hours over Easter. regular 24/7 posting will resume after the long weekend. thank you.

[reading a book in first person] i dont remember doing any of this

If I was allowed to do a national address as Prime Minister I would tell everyone about the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV and its expanded free trial in which you can play through the entirety of A Realm Reborn and the award-winning Stormblood expansio-

Remember when April 1st on social was specsavers posting 'new designer monocles today only lol jk' and then B&Q would reply with 'you really DRILLED us there x' and then the metro would post an article about it? But now you're just hoping not to see a war crime unfold in front of you, as a treat.

Underneath their obituary for Nicholas Brendon the Guardian have links to a selection of obituaries they’ve published for other people named Nicholas

Exclusive: Albanese and Starmer are announcing that they’re having a baby together

he's bringing back Fantales

thanks everyone, I figured it out

I think the best way for Mike White to cement his cross-genre legacy would be for him to produce a reality show in which players compete to be cast on the next season of White Lotus

can someone recommend a movie with a pink poster so I can complete this accidentally aesthetic letterboxd run

Take heart knowing that tonight, somewhere, an ancient newspaperman will be attending a screening of The Super Mario Galaxy Movie

it's probably nothing, yeah, nothing at all