Wrote about the incoming extinction event, and how Australia doesn’t know what to do next open.substack.com/pub/yeahnah/...

day for it

Jerry: You kept making all the stops!? Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell

A moment of silence for the lads I got to witness realising they’d hung their billboard upside down 🙃🥲

should I try to see Amyl and the Sniffers at Fed Square tonight or will I get smooshed by the crowd

i will train the LLM with a clicker and treats.

how it feels being a critically acclaimed Australian novelist

coffee at 2pm won't affect your sleep adversely if you are pure of heart and spirit

I forgot Cinémathèque was showing Pure Shit tonight fml

environmental storytelling

"are you wearing the..." "the xbox gumboots? yes"

going to be awesome to be 15 years old in victoria, where you won't be allowed to watch youtube but will be allowed to go to prison for a thousand years

These Abandoned Gumboots Are An Xbox

ABC, giving up on their gaming youtube account with 416K subs (having already given up on their gaming tiktok account with 66K subs): how do we reach younger viewers?

BREAKING: Menulog is closing in Australia

I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear: 1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people 2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake

If you've got a spare half a million...

my new AI powered lamp is trained on millions of lamp interactions so it understands that 50% of chain pulls are to turn it on and the other 50% are to turn it off. and honestly, it's a little spooky how it knows exactly what i want almost half of the time

Filling out a banking form that asks for my occupation, and in what I am choosing to consider as a sign of the times, "journalist" is not a selectable option, but "cryptocurrency" is

does anyone have any leads on Australian literary agents who are 1) young 2) hip 3) alternative 4) (most important) have a sense of humour/like funny prose? or American agents that'd take an Australian writer in?

the government forcing the wiggles to do a podcast episode as punishment really shifts the Overton window of regulatory enforcement possibilities www.accc.gov.au/medi...

The obits will never mention the time he had his own version of AOL in the 90s.

A book publishing marketer sent out an email with the subject line "sneak peak", I should be able to take their job

Might muck around and hide up in the Astor balcony over summer

This book has the most threatening aura

The Funko Pop economy is dying repost to make it die faster

I'm working on a new system where a bank owns the land and houses, and the proud workers (we'll call them serfs) plow the manorlord's land to earn their homestead

Pilot just came on to say it’s his last flight ever and he’s retiring. Come on man don’t say that to me. Don’t tell me that right now.

Anyone who bought an EB Games preowned console and power cord between 1 September 2024 and 30 October 2025 there is a recall

You mean ...the ban based on cherry picked science from a popular US science book, that the government rushed through, buoyed by campaigns in the Murdoch Press and by morning radio hosts, that enables mass surveillance for all Australians to access the ban? Can't think why Roblox got away with it!

I can't believe Wippa didn't think this through 🙄

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

attaching this to all literary agent queries

If any sad rich New Yorkers would like to sell me your apartment at a massive loss please DM me

Took the cats out for a walk with my brother and accidentally created a 90s Britpop album cover

Looking forward to learning all about how the right should move left to win elections tomorrow. They should maybe dye their hair pink, learn to love pronouns.

The name Manfred is the human equivalent of Spongebob

Ah I see you’re admiring my Criterion collection

Race Around The World is back! Get your application in early before all the tiktok youths hear about it: eu.castitreach.com/ag/esgau/rac...

Oh my gods. ABC are bringing back Race Around The World. If you're someone who likes making films/videos, go apply now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now now NOW

Dick Cheney is shooting all his friends in hell now.

breaking my silence about what I had for lunch

I knew things were getting bad, but...

The Wicked x Grill'd burger in a colour it probably shouldn't be WISHES it was the Stellar Blade x Gami Chicken burger in a colour it probably shouldn't be

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Playing this for the first time. I've heard good things.

Now that PAX and Halloween are over I have time to start working on a new project, like a novel or a boyfriend

Remember to be considerate tonight while trick-or-treating!