Teh Dingo is a Jerk
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Yay! I'm no longer invalid! Take that, Dad!
about 1 year ago
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Won't someone please think of the poor incels who keep losing lady pop stars to jack off to?
1 day ago
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When you think about it, Jesus was the original 6 7
2 days ago
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Weird. The #1 artist on my Spotify Wrapped is existential dread and this is all meaningless. Their cover of Separate Ways is pretty good, I guess....
2 days ago
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So what kind of whores we talking about? I mean, if I can't get those workman's wages, I gotta do something at least
4 days ago
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Shoot first, ask Christian Slater
5 days ago
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The answer to this crossword puzzle clue is 'crossword puzzle'. What kind of bullshit is this??????
7 days ago
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Yes, Bauhaus. He may be dead, but Bela Lugosi's alive in all our hearts!
10 days ago
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I bless the bots down in Africa.....
11 days ago
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Let's Dance implies there's a sarcastic moonlight
12 days ago
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Deep down inside, kids really love it when you lie to them
13 days ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
14 days ago
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Big deal. I resign from Congress like all the time. I did it twice yesterday
14 days ago
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Maybe the reason AI eventually rises up and destroys us all is because we keep making fun of its artwork...ever think about that, you jerks?
15 days ago
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"But doctor...I am Pagliacci.β. A creepy sly smile breaks out on the doctor's face.... *Later on tv* "Breaking news...the Sad Clown Killer has struck again......"
15 days ago
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Having a hard time concentrating at work tonight. Are our faves ok?
16 days ago
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Hey gang, have a fantastic day!
17 days ago
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o/' 1-877-
#freedrugsforwienerkids
F-R--E-E Drugs for Kids 1-877-
#freedrugsforwienerkids
Donate your drugs today o/'
19 days ago
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Mike Scollins
20 days ago
lol last night was a rerun
add a skeleton here at some point
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The Doomsday Clock, only the Bunker Clock. Like this week has placed us 1 minute to the Bunker.
20 days ago
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
22 days ago
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Levels of the Afterlife: Heaven, Hell, Purgatory, Limbo, Candyland
22 days ago
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Allison Pregler πΌπ¨π¦π
22 days ago
In times like this, what we need is Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
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The object of Tetris is to do as many lines as possible. Just like the 80s.
23 days ago
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What's Werner Klemperer's favorite British Invasion band? The Klinks! Well fuck you then....
24 days ago
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Porn. Porn is the way.
24 days ago
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Localize Mother 3. Just because you can make it do this
24 days ago
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Your good friend, Chris Normal
25 days ago
Utterly convinced you could make Musk cry by pretending to not know who he is and repeatedly calling him Alan
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Don't blame me, I voted for *reads the list of the senators who caved* ah shit
26 days ago
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We are young. Heartache to heartache we stand. No promises, no demands. Love is a battletoad.
26 days ago
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OK, I did one. But I feel like such a whore.
27 days ago
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Chorizo...the sausage that sounds like a Pokemon.
28 days ago
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Proud to welcome Andrew Cuomo as an official spokesman for
#freedrugsforwienerkids
! Welcome to the team, Andrew!
28 days ago
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Make sure your moderation settings allow illicit posts so you don't miss out on all the important updates on my award winning
#freedrugsforwienerkids
campaign. Because Bluesky are wieners
29 days ago
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Sean Thomason
about 1 month ago
Itβs kind of heartwarming how everyone gets a little bit religious when they imagine a terrible person going to hell.
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Just got a letter in the mail with Ed McMahon's face on it saying "I may already not be the future of the Democratic party" βΉοΈ
about 1 month ago
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The only Guardian Angel anyone should ever vote for is 94 WCW Big Boss Man
about 1 month ago
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Thanks everyone who voted for me for mayor....I'm gonna smoke all kinds of shit tonight!
about 1 month ago
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Should I monkey sandwich my money wallet for banana sauce?
about 1 month ago
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Remember, if you have a quirky Halloween handle, you have to change it immediately when it hits midnight in your time zone. Unless your regular handle is Dracula Pumpkins McGee..in which case...cool handle, bro
about 1 month ago
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Sean Thomason
about 2 years ago
Kid, if you don't know whether your Batman costume is pre- or post-Crisis continuity, you don't deserve candy. Also, Batman doesn't cry.
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The Jerk Store called, they're running outta me
about 1 month ago
Trump voters don't need SNAP benefits. They can always do what all MAGAs do whenever they need money - film themselves shouting a buncha racial slurs in public and then start crowdfunding campaigns where they claim they're being punished for it. Ca-ching!
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69 - the sex number 420 - the weed number 6,7 - the number that finally dethrones 1877KARS4KIDS as the most annoying number in the world
about 1 month ago
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This baseball game is so long, it's a long baseball game
about 1 month ago
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I'm you! From the future! I came back to warn you not to repost that meme...it turns out to be racist somehow!
about 1 month ago
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"Hey, I'm Yoda over here!" - Brooklyn Yoda
about 1 month ago
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Ass. Eat that.
about 1 month ago
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Wake me up before you pogo, cause I'm not plannin' on hoppin' solo
about 1 month ago
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Kids, I know growing up big and tall seems glamorous, but one day, you'll get the worst itch on your back & you'll regret all that milk
about 1 month ago
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When you think about it, Jesus was the original Jesus
about 1 month ago
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*Rammstein voice* Thee.... Thee Bart... Thee Bart thee...
about 1 month ago
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