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be kind to yourself be gentle with the planet be violent against Nazis
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los ๐ฆฆ
about 18 hours ago
a tattoo shop called all the things she said
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Acid Rain
about 21 hours ago
Think twice before you get any ideas, muggers.. or you'll meet the wrath of my scary dog! ๐ถ๐๐ฅฐ
#dog
#bodyguard
#sweet
#lol
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Uncle Duke
about 22 hours ago
Meowie Antoinette
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Cranky Cracker
4 days ago
The President of The United States is a pathetically horrible excuse for a human being
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alber
7 days ago
i canโt hear shit without subtitles on
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Paused Mortem ๐
4 days ago
Everything is a no.
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Joolia Ghoulia
4 days ago
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รฆmษ
5 days ago
Screaming "I love you!" at strange cats as they run away from me
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Ygrene
5 days ago
oh ok (judgmentally)
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The Liberal BoJack
5 days ago
Holy shit this cartoon.
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Nes Lessman
7 days ago
Getting lost in the woods, donโt send help
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Rick Garrett
7 days ago
Hamburger helper only works if the hamburger is ready to accept help.
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donni saphire
7 days ago
They should simply invent a human brain that is calm and well-adjusted
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crocette
8 days ago
in search of someone to grind my weed bc i donโt wanna, specific weirdos only
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Greg the Miller
8 days ago
the ice cream truck needs to give me like a five minute warning
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InfiDale
8 days ago
The main difference between the Bible and To Kill a Mockingbird is that when someone calls To Kill a Mockingbird their favorite book, theyโve probably read it.
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crocette
8 days ago
and you know what hurts the most? my tummy. all the time.
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Daisy
8 days ago
Donโt judge me for raising an iPad baby. She was happy and I had things to do dammit.
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Boots Bootsy McBoots
9 days ago
I want a smore, but I need you to feed it directly into my mouth
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The Bearminator
9 days ago
I try not jumping to conclusions. Not with my knees.
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K Spesh
8 days ago
the world is a vampire
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donni saphire
8 days ago
Everything happens for a reason. Usually not goat-related. But sometimes? Goat-related
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Cricket, Offensive Misandrist
9 days ago
Sorry I liked all your posts I thought I was on the main timeline and in my defense they were all bangers
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Fredo Fabrucci: The Poster's Posterโข
9 days ago
Soup of the day: Double cheeseburger
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strange ranger
9 days ago
This is my vape pen, this is my gummy. This is for lungs, and this is for tummy.
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Devi
9 days ago
Women arenโt vague posting for fun. Some of us are trying not to get psychologically tackled by strangers for telling the truth about shit men did to us
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Reverie
9 days ago
Iโve sighed every type of sigh today, between yawns
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Paul Bronks
11 days ago
When assembling your dog, please make sure that you follow the instructions carefully.
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Chronic Illness Humor
11 days ago
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los ๐ฆฆ
11 days ago
just once i would like when people ask my opinion on Rachel McAdams and i respond with โsheโs right behind me, isnโt sheโ that she is indeed right behind me
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DaddyJew
11 days ago
Them: weโll cross that bridge when we get to it Me, having already lit it on fire: ok
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Jason, ex Inferis
12 days ago
Do people mad about the odyssey casting know about bible characters being cast as vegetables
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crocette
12 days ago
iโm really just an angel that wants to be loved but iโm also an evil demon who hates everything
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky
13 days ago
me, personally? I like to say stupid things on the internet to my imaginary friends
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๐๐ฒ๐ป๐ฎ๐ ๐ฃ๐ธ๐น๐ช๐
13 days ago
Good morning BlueSky๐ ๐๐ท๐ฉโ
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Jenn ๐ฉท
14 days ago
Heโs in your DMs, heโs in my DMs, heโs in their DMs.
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Kelly
14 days ago
look, we shouldn't have to boil the oceans because you cooked your brain to the point that you can't compose a 1.5 sentence email
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crocette
14 days ago
gorgeous gorgeous girls forget to take their meds
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sophia โฅ๏ธ
14 days ago
brb becoming uncomfortably weird
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Bogey
14 days ago
Things were going poorly, but I was confident I could make it worse.
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Boots Bootsy McBoots
15 days ago
I think i might be cake
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fungible thadius๐ฅ
14 days ago
please sir, my jamsโฆ theyโve been pumped up
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16 days ago
Yes, the cashier should be able to afford rent, groceries, and healthcare with their one paycheck. And the janitor. And the waitress. And the fry cook. And the teacher.
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crocette
16 days ago
being nice to all the bugs so i can recruit them to become my army
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๐ทSophie๐ท
16 days ago
do yโall ever get a craving to just eat a fuck ton of rotisserie chicken?
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Joolia Ghoulia
17 days ago
Explore an abandoned asylum and chill?
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Nick Anderson - political cartoonist
17 days ago
Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack:
nickanderson.substack.com
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๐ซงBOOP๐ซง
17 days ago
Have you considered โnoโ Follow me for more divine guidance
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ash
over 1 year ago
No this is my emotional support eye twitch. Iโll be just fine.
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NickNackPaddyWhack
18 days ago
A long long time ago a therapist told me I should protect my bubbles
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