Paused Mortem π
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For a fucked up person, you'd think I'd thrive in a fucked up world.
4 months ago
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Today is another day. Bitch.
3 days ago
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Breakfast π©βοΈπ
3 days ago
Told myself I'm pretty today since you forgot. You're welcome.
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MadHatterMommy
3 days ago
I bring confusion to the table.
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Obviously, the world takes offense whenever I feel them butterflies [that I get from simple and silly things btw] -- they get murdered right away.
5 days ago
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5 days ago
Leave me alone and letβs buy lotto tickets ffs Iβm taking video
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What? This life isn't cancelled yet? There's not even a plot anymore. Smh.
5 days ago
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For today's words of wisdom -- 1080p is enough. That's all.
7 days ago
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Ate breakfast. Pooped. Now I'm hungry again. This life is shit.
7 days ago
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fungible thadiusπ₯
8 days ago
I can't get the sleepy out from behind my eyes
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I'm emotionally damaged. Give me forever to cope, bitch.
8 days ago
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Lol I hate everyone.
8 days ago
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I don't know who needs to hear this but nobody cares.
8 days ago
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show me your kitties
9 days ago
they always kick you when youβre down. weird flex but okay
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Lizzy
9 days ago
She was a 10 but claimed something hurt her "fillings"
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Daisy
9 months ago
Iβm at my most badass when I pick up stuffed animals in stores that have fallen on the ground and put them back with their friends.
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Nothing feels like home anymore.
9 days ago
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Woke up like this -- tired and annoyed.
9 days ago
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Shaun
10 days ago
Iβm not a stupid fucking idiot but every time I read epitome I pronounce it like epitome
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Frostbitten Flamingo
10 days ago
Iβm on emotional airplane mode until further notice.
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ash
10 days ago
Want some of this?! Offering my emotional baggage.
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Say aura one more time, motherfucker.
11 days ago
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ΞΞ±ΟΞΉΞ± ΞΞΉΟΟΞΉΞ½Ξ·
12 days ago
Things don't grab my interest as much as what someone thinks
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Shaun
11 days ago
Unpopular opinion but I believe violence is the answer sometimes
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grilled cheese π§
11 days ago
he may be dead, but he's still a dick.
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WineMummy
12 days ago
I only repost assholes like me.
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I've been using this moisturizer for nearly a year now and I just noticed it looks like cum.
11 days ago
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I have watched all the underworld movies even as the plot kept getting dumber and dumber. That's how loyal I am to kate beckinsale's cuntiness.
11 days ago
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Misery Highlight
13 days ago
You can follow me but Iβm not sure Iβm going anywhere.
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Genius camping idea: stay home.
13 days ago
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BEAVE
14 days ago
There should be a βskip to the pointβ button for conversations.
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Jake_Vig
3 months ago
The abyss called. Your screams are noted.
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BrujoLocoβ οΈπ€πΊ
13 days ago
canβt. busy seeing how many costco blueberries I can fit in my pee hole
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ash
14 days ago
Spring forward, Fall back into seasonal depression.
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Everybody's so performative . Everybody's so fake.
13 days ago
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Greg the Miller
14 days ago
why do they call it βjunkβ i use it every day
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Just as I thought -- we're all pieces of shit.
13 days ago
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Jack
14 days ago
I wish I cared about anything as much as Heidi Klum cares about Halloween.
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J βq𦹠°β©βΎβq
14 days ago
How to opt out of being perceived
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Fαͺα’ α©αͺNα αͺαF
14 days ago
I was voted spookiest bitch at bingo last night, just like the prophecy foretold
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"The power of haircut..." [cuts whole head off]
14 days ago
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chris.
14 days ago
Sometimes I lie awake at night worried that someone, somewhere is going to discover I don't care about gravy.
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Jimmer Cork-Bottle
14 days ago
The devil plays tic tac toe with your hashtags.
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Jack
14 days ago
One thing we donβt talk about Napoleon is his great sense of humor.
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Imagine you wanna die and you get an extra hour being alive lmaooo
14 days ago
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Ben the Hammer
14 days ago
Oh my god, suspenders, where have you been all my life!
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Greg the Miller
14 days ago
i hate the player AND the game (solitaire)
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One Dogβs Opinion πΎ
14 days ago
an entire extra hour in which to pretend that my life make sense
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Mood stabilizers? Hoe about life stabilizers?
14 days ago
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E.D.D.I.E.z
21 days ago
the spider with the human arm tattoo
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Sam
2 months ago
But what will we tell the demons who fell in love in the heat of our embrace?
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