I changed my handle. So just in case anyone missed it! I was Mya, Mya is now Rose, Rose Elm Ambriel. Capisce?

She's going places #Revenant #nova

I foresaw an unfortunate screenshot and preemptively deleted the comment

I love that the advice this time around is to just thoroughly wash and cook your vegetables. I hope dummies rebel like they did during covid and like, eat raw vegetables defiantly

It took me until RIGHT NOW to realize that Pomni is a jester because she wants to make people happy.

I remember people online being really mad that they made The Amazing Spider-Man a skateboarder cuz Peter is supposed to be a nerdy character. But all of the skaters I knew (myself included) were massive fuckin nerds

So many fucking AI bot accounts following me today.

What did I do 😭😭

This is what T4T feels like

seeing clavicular kiss a trans woman is crazy because one of them is a crosdressing fetish object and the other is a normal ass woman

I have stairs in my house that I need to go up and down several times a day. At some point I'm gonna cave and have to wear a bra all the time.

I'm not as worried about it fuckin up and fuckin over all of our lives as much as I'm worried that it'll do exactly that AND no one with the power to stop it will care

no one wants to consider my insane pitch which is to eliminate timezones across the planet so we’re all on the exact same time and force everyone to change their conception of what a day is

Nobody ever brings up the fact that it’s perfectly legal to be a communist in the US.

i still think it's so wild the US just randomly bombs boats while justifying it by saying they're drugs smugglers, as if the penalty for that is death

insecure domme: would you still submit to me if i was a worm

Yo dawg, I'm not on twitter cuz I don't wanna see the vile posts. Please don't bring that negativity out here with screenshots!

Down bad for the concept of women

gock

I need people to smoke with it's not as fun without anyone 😭

must aquire more oomfies. need to annoy more people >:(

Happy International Non-Binary People's Day!

She rubbed her sweaty bra in my face 😵‍💫😖😫

A cute girl's gonna be here soon and I definitely don't have time to shave. So is a burlap sack over my head a reasonable response or should I just chop my whole head off like a Viltramite would?

Doctors are now saying "if you wish to sleep with pleasant dreams you must first eat Bananas Green," we don't know why they started saying this. More updates to follow.

I'm getting sick of these evil old white people just dying of old age and getting away with all of it.

Tupac died of natural causes in Cuba

She's scary in a way that makes me aroused

Getting hit by pretty women 🫪

@laozipoetryofmya.bsky.social Gimme your best shot, sweetheart 😘

I ran down a hill earlier and it hurt my boobs like a bitch

The enemy of my enemy decided I was an enemy of their enemy and made friends

The enemy of my enemy is probably still my enemy, a lot of people don’t like me.

Progress in writing my own mechsplo is hampered because I am not 1. A car girly. 2. A tank girly. 3. I haven't consumed much Mecha media in general. I don't know how a reactor works. I don't what struts are. I'm just a pervert that thinks mechs are cool.

@nafma.bsky.social is a weak ass hoe and I'm gonna kick her ass 😤😤😤

Buying extra lighters to let cuties bic me so they got something to remind them of me.

I've been struggling to learn to rock to fakey forever. The only skate park near me has pretty big half pipes and quarter pipes. I'd say it's in intermediate park. I finally get to a park that has different levels and I hit it first try. My whole life is a lie.

In case you need this today.

this is basically my gender just so u know

Remember to take your meds! 🌈✨️💫🌟

I never hear anything good coming from twitter these days. I only ever see really fuckin abhorrent shit leak out, It's so bad in fact, that any justification you give for staying genuinely makes me think less of you.

Putting military boats on the coast of Iran like "Im NoT tOuChInG yOu!"

This poster was originally made by the black panther party.