yall should try having a gf with a fat hog it does wonders for the soul

I love how every time I’m like “yeah im probably the most pathetic girl you’ll ever meet, I fold over the tiniest things and the littlest pressure” people are like “haha yeah idk tgirls are all like that” and then they talk to me for a bit and they’re like “oh wow you really are that pathetic”

the puppy is stressed

Siri how to not objectify men

if you don’t believe me then you’ll just have to test it yourself🙄

i have curves and my pussy is really tight btw

im like if a puppy was a bunny and if that bunny was a fox and if that fox was a deer and if that deer was a bug

i dont like being alive right now i think id rather not be

had a mental breakdown and impulsively walked 6 miles without haven’t eaten or drank anything for hours

really stupid but extremely emotionally intelligent characters are one of my favorite tropes

Im like if radical edward didn’t know anything about computers

Its so intensely embarassing apologizing for being sensitive like yeah sorry i freaked out over what u said i know it wasnt that bad i just instantly interpreted it in the worst way possible & started spiraling this happens twice a week

hi :)

got my pussy obliterated yesterday🥰

I’m not doing it on purpose but i keep following more and more nsfw artists cause I really like their stuff but it’s turning my whole feed into porn and I’m getting less funnies… stop being so good at drawing porn so I don’t have to follow you weirdos

just stabbed my leg and shot the goo that makes you girl into me :3

I’m always freaking out about not having a pussy and then I have crazy awesome sex and I’m like “hmmm maybe I don’t wanna get rid of this thing”

watching a cj the x video is almost guaranteed to induce a hypomanic episode

watching twilight zone looking up every hot actress and getting sad they died like 30 years ago at 80 years old

my fate as a jester was sealed the first time i told a bawdy joke to a Popular Girl in middle school and she did that half gasp half laugh and smacked me hard on the shoulder for my audacity. that was also when my fate as a bisexual was sealed but that’s not the point here

"this advertisement is brought to you by BIG women" oh fuck,,, b-big w,,omen,,? 😖😵‍💫

hate when all of my friends abandoning me randomly pops into my head

They put me in the dead man’s dungeon on dead man’s island

#nw haha guys the streets sure were *gets shot in the head*

homber simsim

Extreme Sex with Gorgeous Transsexuals

posting nudes is like tattoos, once you do it the first time you can’t stop

god made me crazy good at taking dick

#nw apparently his worst film

my tits are getting bigger :3

HRT giving me the ability to have mind boners is one of the best parts

scorsese is for the girls

finally taking the plunge into the marty zone. have never watched a single one of his films #nw

Not enough eyes on my naked visage can we change that folks?

fuck it we post nude

logs are notoriously the sleepiest objects

people keep telling me that I’d be a good mom and it makes me eeeeeeeeee🥰

ANOTHER CHIITAN LIKE?! Am I just goated with the sauce??? Is Chiitan my best friend now????

I love being transgender because now I’m constantly breasting boobily everywhere

chiitan liked my post i can die happy now

being poly is awesome it’s like woah we’re all hot and gay for each other

I should be allowed to be horny on here i think

dick-weaving maneuver go!

*sends you to the prostate mines*

need cock in my face

oh no I have bottom dysphoria

God I love being poly. this is what it’s all about

dumb

I'm so fucking lucky that being kind of stupid is seen as an attractive quality

why did they replace the SNES in R/G/B/Y with an NES in FR/LG that always confused me