sloppy silly giggly high sex

excessive technophilia is how you become a hypercapitalist neoreactionary type and excessive technophobia is how you become an anti-vaxxer neo trad nationalist type so be careful folks

YOSH.

fat girls...

the way certain tgirls demonize testosterone to the point of being weird about trans men makes me uncomfy

they’re calling me the most daughter coded girl ever

mega man 10 is one of the best in the series

I think 6/10 games are good for the soul sometimes

gock

myboyfrjebd isso perfect

I actually know what to do. I’m just not telling anyone

i wish we had met later in life

I’m ur indoor pet & ur picking me up with ease & condescendingly telling me to look at how big i am

earlier someone told me I have a “body built to be played with” wihdekdhsxhvs🫠

we are pomni jax, we carry the caine

opening on a dating app with “Hi will you be my new mom?”

dry humping with clothes on? dry humping with clothes on anyone? anyone up for dry humping with clothes on? who wants dry humping with clothes on? whos gonna dry hump with clothes on yall? anyone? dry humping with clo-

have now beaten it as both characters. still sucks shit lmao

It’s funny that everyone complaining about how the tadc finale “felt like a fanfic,” were wishing for an infinitely more fanfic coded finale. Episode 7 was literally calling out and parodying the exact type of thing everyone is mad they didn’t get. The show literally told you it wasn’t happening!!

👓: For when people complain about how a show with a set start/end storyline turns out

mega man and bass sucks shit lol

Everybody loves me cuz of my sunny disposition & lack of sexual discretion & smooth body

how r u

i heart incest

why is nobody treating me like a worthless whore rn :/

Asking if i can suck ur dick & flashing my boobs while u recover from the shock of the question

*Paws at you paws at you* hey *paws at you* hey * paws at you* make me addicted to your cock *paws at you* Give me cock *starts licking your crotch* Give me your cock please *starts sniffing your crotch relentlessly* Please *starts shaking my ass* Give me your cock

I wish you hadn’t given up on me

puppy is eepy, puppy is falling over

The fact that microdramas are a thing now makes quibi’s failure even more hilarious. Like damn that guy wasnt even wrong he was just a few years too early.

People keep freaking out about how bad an edit button would be when it’s literally so easy to make work lol. Just give like a 5 minute window where you can edit, and give people the ability to view a post’s edit history.

Started playing mega man 8 and this game rocks lol why do people say it’s one of the weakest?

it weirds me out that people get so uncomfortable and up in arms about shows occasionally having fetish content in them. Like yeah prolly don’t do that in the kids shows but if it’s a show for adults? Who cares man. Let the writers have their very mild little freak shit in there.

we’re not doing takes anymore. no more takes. everybody stop having takes.

ok man. sure.

crazy that they made a movie based on a greentext post and it was really good

my pussy neither tight nor loose, you will feel like nothing has changed entering me

MM7 really feels like they were going for a “Baby’s First Mega Man” vibe and idk how to feel about it

YAYAYAY MY SISTER GIFTED IT TO ME WE ARE SO BACK!!!1!1!1!!!

bluesky won’t let me interact with anything rn and idk why☹️

she’s the siskel to my ebert <3

puppy want steam gave have no money :(

who wants to gift me mega man legacy collection 2 on steam?

🥺😣😖<these three emojis are very accurate to me during sexual encounters

Need to be fucked so hard that my brain disappears honestly

i want a pussy :(

bluesky’s resident inoffensive reply girl

do you ever love tits so much you could cry

i just ouppy

quaking like a small puppy