with @markushades.bsky.social as the talent

The farmer in Stardew Valley on the Joja route.

Netflix live-action Full Metal Alchemist reboot be like

Grateful for this Delta flight attendant for providing some clarity on the upcoming changes to flights during the holidays. Listen in ⬇️

“I want you to understand what it is like to live in Chicago during this time.” aphyr.com/posts/397-i-...

Is this the failed political sex-pest version of firing off 500 resumés and hoping you get a callback?

One of the (many) reasons Schumer sucks is he seems incapable of realizing he's living this meme. He's not dealing with people acting even in their own self-interest. He's dealing with people who want to set everything and everyone on fire just to watch it burn.

That’s right Sonic

Ah yes, they've finally made it. Science fiction for and by people utterly devoid of imagination.

inspired by @dialacina.com

All of these are terrible, sure, but the meme potential of the Cruel Tutor is peak.

Shit I didn't know Charlie Kirk got his own Magic card.

Oh dope our school has the phoenix from Heroes of Might and Magic 3 as its mascot. Conflux represent.

HEY INTERNET NERDS. Did you like the Chao Gardens in Sonic Adventure 1 & 2? They were the best part, except the Big the Cat fishing levels? Of course they were. Here's a game in development that's basically an expanded Chao Garden. It has a FREE demo! store.steampowered.com/app/3110830/...

A really good point about AI and games development. "F to pay respects" was callous and gross, trying to simulate emotional impact extremely awkwardly with game mechanics. BUT it was HUMAN, you could understand how a game dev would make that dumb, funny mistake. AI slop doesn't even have that.

Just did my second race in Bobo Bay. I have serious medical concerns about Sneeze here. >_> #bobobay @austofrosto.bsky.social

RIP Drew Struzan - a man whose talent and imagination etched onto so many minds throughout the last 40+ years. His art & posters are some of the first visuals I think of when I think about cinema - an invitation to watch these stories and worlds. A massive loss 💔

Me sitting here as a SPED educator:

It's amazing how little time it took to make this work. I'm absolutely in awe of the work done by Unleashed Recompiled, it's a way better port of a game than about half (or more) of the official Sonic ports.

Little Free Anti-ICE Libraries: yesterday multiple people were abducted by ICE in my Chicago neighborhood (Avondale). This morning I added 40 ICE alert whistles to three different LFLs, including one box that is about a block from one of the kidnappings. I have ordered 700 whistles.

Normally I'd be commenting and reviewing everyone's #SelfPromoSaturday #dnd pages, but I'm pretty wiped due to life. So! If you're interested in species-focused feats, unusual dragonborn, or just want to support my creative works, be sure to check everything out at my Kofi! ko-fi.com/cypherca

Sonic Rush's soundtrack sampling Malcolm X's "Message to the Grassroots" for its final boss against the Egg Salamander is one of those things that just plain doesn't even sound real. And yet.

Not even close to the point, but it's wild the forced angle this photo uses to make his tiny hands look not tiny.

You know that cyberpunk staple where a company owns its employees' cyberware, so if an employee quits they forfeit their arms, eyes, etc? I bring that up for no reason.

Damn that's a straight D-tier to S-tier glow-up if I ever saw one. Get it, gay rave squid.

I can't describe how wild this was to my brain in the ten seconds before realizing Magic: the Gathering exists.

I have some fun making maps for my D&D group on Tabletop Simulator.

My first thought was that I should immediately and impulsively punch its head clean off in sheer revulsion. My second thought involved a crowbar.

Seasonal depression

This should be a MtG card alter.

Gotta say, being stationed at a Dunkin Donuts to prevent a minority group from grieving is peak cop.

Like, Imma be honest, I can't even read text parsed this way, whether it's from Trump or Newsom. It just rolls off my eyeballs. It's wild to me that Newsom stans think this is a good look. Like, I get *why* he's doing it, but he's still intentionally imitating a crazy person. He can only look crazy

Fucking what is there left? Do you still get to drink blood, or is that day one DLC, too?

I had to double, triple, and quadruple check that this wasn't the Onion.

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Mage: the Ascension Also Werewolf: the Apocalypse

I genuinely wonder what William Gibson thinks about how we've gone cyberpunk in the most dumb, least cool way possible.

"Blueberrby" is like something that Sans Undertale-Deltarune would intentionally spell wrong on a sign.

This logo makes the Lancer Deltarune splat sound, and not in a fun way.

Oh hey it's Black Panther's ultimate in Marvel Rivals. @marvel-rivals.bsky.social

What's the over/under on this thing declaring itself Mecha Hitler in two months?

A solid 50% of my feed is Magic: the Gathering, so when I see MTG in any other context it's like my brain shifting without a clutch. Like: ...MTG is anti-Palastine?? What???

Starting to feel like burning the planet for racist plagiarism robots was a bad idea.

The Third Impact can't come quickly enough.