Sonic Rush's soundtrack sampling Malcolm X's "Message to the Grassroots" for its final boss against the Egg Salamander is one of those things that just plain doesn't even sound real. And yet.

Not even close to the point, but it's wild the forced angle this photo uses to make his tiny hands look not tiny.

You know that cyberpunk staple where a company owns its employees' cyberware, so if an employee quits they forfeit their arms, eyes, etc? I bring that up for no reason.

Damn that's a straight D-tier to S-tier glow-up if I ever saw one. Get it, gay rave squid.

I can't describe how wild this was to my brain in the ten seconds before realizing Magic: the Gathering exists.

I have some fun making maps for my D&D group on Tabletop Simulator.

My first thought was that I should immediately and impulsively punch its head clean off in sheer revulsion. My second thought involved a crowbar.

Seasonal depression

This should be a MtG card alter.

Gotta say, being stationed at a Dunkin Donuts to prevent a minority group from grieving is peak cop.

Like, Imma be honest, I can't even read text parsed this way, whether it's from Trump or Newsom. It just rolls off my eyeballs. It's wild to me that Newsom stans think this is a good look. Like, I get *why* he's doing it, but he's still intentionally imitating a crazy person. He can only look crazy

Fucking what is there left? Do you still get to drink blood, or is that day one DLC, too?

I had to double, triple, and quadruple check that this wasn't the Onion.

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I genuinely wonder what William Gibson thinks about how we've gone cyberpunk in the most dumb, least cool way possible.

"Blueberrby" is like something that Sans Undertale-Deltarune would intentionally spell wrong on a sign.

This logo makes the Lancer Deltarune splat sound, and not in a fun way.

Oh hey it's Black Panther's ultimate in Marvel Rivals. @marvel-rivals.bsky.social

What's the over/under on this thing declaring itself Mecha Hitler in two months?

A solid 50% of my feed is Magic: the Gathering, so when I see MTG in any other context it's like my brain shifting without a clutch. Like: ...MTG is anti-Palastine?? What???

Starting to feel like burning the planet for racist plagiarism robots was a bad idea.

The Third Impact can't come quickly enough.

Well, my last game was Stellaris, sooooo... *sweats profusely* ...see you at the Hague?

That scene from Shawn of the Dead with the vinyls, but with Gambit and Shadowcat arguing over Pokemon cards.

As a socialist, this is the dumbest shit I've ever seen.

Mentally I am here. Always.

Saying "Oh the economy is bad" to justify using AI to generate art for a business is a stupid argument. If the biz needs paper and pens for the office, can they go to Office Max and steal supplies because they didn't budget for it? No! So why is it okay to steal from artists?

Face down Ass up That's the way I like to trukkk

I've read Absolute Superman, Batman, and Martian Manhunter so far, and they're all really phenomenal books, which is not something I usually say for mainstream cape comics. I'm genuinely excited for the whole Absolute line, and this costume is 10/10.

This is what it feels like to take psychic damage.

BITCH what the FUCK are you on #mtg

Mtg freaky Friday Who's an mtg character you're freaky for? ...I'm not a furry, I swear.

Judge me based on my commanders.

God if this isn't a vibe right now.

They never should've given me kitbashing. @heroforgeminis.bsky.social

Inject this picture straight into my veins.

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Kurt Vonnegut man

I once opened to the Obligatory Fantasy Map at the start of the book and thought it looked familiar. I eventually flipped it upside down and realized it was just an inverted map of Earth, and all the place names were vague stereotypes of their locations.

Every time someone posts to cite a law that the current US administration is breaking, it feels exactly like this:

Me and Stellaris or LITERALLY ANY 3D Sonic game.

If you didn't immediately imagine this thing saying UWU you're a fucking liar.

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