Something I adore about Absolum is how it manages to flip back and forth between "I am fighting for my goddamn life" and "everything in this room that isn't me is about to eat shit"

Still the funniest shit on Absolum where if you have that much stuff assigned to clashes you can make the final boss crash the game by parrying it's dive attack.

ESCAPE WILL MAKE ME GOD

MGS4 IS BACK

The real question is: WILL IT HAVE THE SNAKE SMOKING INSTALL SCREEN

CHICKEN MAN TURNING LOADS OF DUDES INTO LOADS OF BITS OF DUDES 10/10

Legacy of Kain Defiance Remastered from Crystal Dynamics out March 3

Jesus Fuck, the new Nevermore vocalist sounds incredible. youtu.be/bhW3rdcyip4

So cool that Keir Starmer the Queer Harmer enables the cultural genocide of trans people while at the same cuddling and rewarding one of Epstein’s pets. Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.

Me when Todd Howard shows up during the State of Play tomorrow to announce the PS5 version of Starfield.

I'VE FOUND IT AT LAST

Plans to invade Greenland have just been cancelled after this

Age verification?

Is F-Zero hard as nails or am I just old and slow? Or both? Cos I'm playing F-Zero GX and it ticks every single box I have - Incredibly pro wrestling - FAST WOOSH - Banger music And I am DOGSHIT at it

Loathe to beg in public but fuck it. Broke until the end of next week, gas and electric meters both about to hit emergency credit, a few quid to keep the power and heat on would be seriously appreciated www.paypal.com/paypalme/rev...

Shout out to @wolvendaughter.bsky.social for reminding me that this @infinitedreamscape.bsky.social project exists and that I've still barely listened to it because fucking hell, that's some good shit 😎 Feel like i need a smoke and a lie down now.

WES BORLAND Of LIMP BIZKIT Doubles Down After Backlash For Saying "F*ck You" To Trump Supporters: "F*ck Trump, F*ck ICE" metalinjection.net/news/yes/wes...

Fartthrone - Goatselord

Visiting my homies unannounced like

When I say "No kings" Brody fucking King is exempt. #fuckICE (Eddie Kingston, Shinsuke Nakamura and Minoru Suzuki are also exempt)

Fire Of Life, page 01 by Leeann Hamilton 2026 cw: body horror #webcomic #🎨sketch

A lot to process here.

Favourite 3 things in wrestling. 3. Whoever builds a tower of bullshit is the one who gets thrown through it. 2. Samoa Joe just fucking walking out of harm's way 1. New Jack's entrance music continuing to play throughout the match

Fash metalheads be like "NSBM? Separate the art from the artist!" "RABM? Ugh can't we keep politics out of metal?"

this was funnier in my head

new rule - if you possess over ten million quid you are killed instantly

Re-listened to Darkthrone's discography. I'm never gonna have an album ranking I'll be happy with, but top 5 Darkthrone sounds is easy for me. 1: What if black metal existed in the 70s? 2: Evil crust punk 3: "Holy shit, I love Celtic Frost" 4: Sardonic Wrath 5: 80s speed metal wanking

Me when someone has made something.

Play Hordes of Nebulah by Darkthrone at my funeral. If I don't immediately rise from the coffin to start scowling and bobbing my head, compelled by how DISGUSTING that riff is, you know I'm definitely dead. youtu.be/g_vO__1E3hc

WOOOOO FREE LUIGI!!!

Can't believe I forgot how dope Woods of Ypres were.

Actual historic footage of the Black Sabbath Volume 4 recording sessions.

Last night me and my boy @bigdaddymaruu69.bsky.social finally got around to doing the Dual Destiny hidden mission on Destiny after putting it off forever. And I am begging anyone who still hasnt done it: Grab a friend. Don't use a guide. Incredibly fun.

When you meet another Sonic fan

Look I don't care if it makes me basic, I ADORE this arsehole, this Sisyphean disaster man, this angry edgy boy. Give me lots of Maul, cheers.

Me one morning in April 2024 @wolvendaughter.bsky.social

This was slated so much when it came out, but I still adore 1349's Revelations. Just such a weird and sinister time. Magnificent. And I ADORE the Pink Floyd cover. Original: Whimsical, a little melancholy Cover: Satan in a wind tunnel Shout out to @tomgabrielwarrior.bsky.social for the production

GOLDEN AXE DooM! I actually did this like awhile ago but I got it so that at the end of every level(barring the 4 major boss fights) that switches to a nighttime camp/rest where you get ambushed by the elf thieves like in the SEGA games

One of my players for the Daggerheart campaign I am running is hunting down a werewolf. When we were hashing out the details of her quarry she asked if he could be a clank (Daggerheart species. Robots!) And then went "Oh wait. How do you make a robot werewolf?" She gonna FLIP when she sees.

Admin lady in my department's eldest got a 3D printer and has been driving her up the wall asking for stuff to make with it. Me: Tell him to make me a sick as hell skull He did one better. A sick pile of skulls!

Trying and failing to find a sprite of the Watcher in The Water from Alundra for the PS1. Old dumb meme with some of my oldest mates. Just always loved how outraged it looks. Kenneth Williams looking fucker mad as hell that you've barged into his shitty cave.

Recommend me some action RPGs, if you please. PS2 era and earlier are probably your best bets. If it's turn-based, don't bother recommending it. I also already know about Falcom games and have recently tried Threads of Fate, Radiata Stories, .HACK and Shining Force EXA. Cheers~

Kyle should call him a weak piece of shit in the first song and walk away for good

Not to generalise, but a lot of people who do the "1st match to show a non wrestling fan" never think "perhaps the niche things about this one match that I adore arent for everyone" Which is why my 1st match recommendation is Samoa Joe vs Necro Butcher. Immediately filter out the non sickos!

Mr. Fan of Fan Translation is back with his yearly video about PS1 Fan Translations. Please watch it and be marveled at the power of old video games and singing cats. youtu.be/FPN_KUQyPIs

Harry Hill and Stewart Lee, this feels like a fever dream and I'm here for it youtu.be/GhJxiU1_5o0

[metroid] i just wanted to scribble this. early federation days struggle