Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in July

everything else aside, hearing him say "swing right in" instead of "swooce right in" feels illegal

Replaying TOTK. Obviously a lot of the magic and wonder is less than on the first run, but still having a cracking time. Also, finding the Master Sword completely on accident remains one of my favourite moments in a game ever.

I was thinking about Bloodborne and remembered how cool it is that there's just zero information at all about this guy. No name (Bloody Crow of Cainhurst was coined by the fandom), no lore beyond the clothing origins, and no explanation for why he's one of the hardest fights in the game. Peak enemy.

Splatoon Raiders looking like a bloody good time.

I had to learn to animate the Star Fox icons for this

I'm playing Link's Awakening for the first time. To what I imagine is no surprise to literally everyone else who has played it: Oh. Now, this is lovely!

My plan to cope with the heat is to sit by a big fan drinking cider and playing this until my thumbs break.

Our admin's eldest, who's 3d printer mad, has made me this

Irrationally bloody angry about the teenager in a Napalm Death "Scum" shirt just now who walked by m3 on my smoke break ane looked at me fucking mystified when I said "You suffer but why?" at him. Had half a mind to confiscate the shirt 😆

I've given it some consideration and have abandoned "become canal boat wanker" and "become hippy van wanker" and am pleased to announce for that my midlife crisis i'm going to base my entire personality on the minor Tick antagonist, The Evil Midnight Bomber What Bombs At Midnight.

btw has anybody done this one yet

WAY back in the early days of Destiny everyone who played it at one point or another had the conversation "your dream exotic weapon" I just wanted a void hand cannon that fired "fucking explosions" 12 years later they gave it me. Only thing they got wrong: I would have called it Black Sabbath!

BOLT THROWER #Destiny

Me on my way to show the Winnower my new Praxic Blade crystal. This one is ALL the colours!

Hell was full so they sent Randal back. Haven't had the time to check Skywatch for Urzok the Hated. #Destiny2

Did 4 hours of Marathon's survival mode yesterday and that time just flew by. Very low stakes, but also low tension. Knowing that there are OTHER gangs of loot goblins running around is half the thrill of the other modes, but this is a nice cool down mode. Just look out for rooks. And also THE BOX.

oh man this scared the hell out of me when i first played ff7

Preparing my most bullshit of builds for Monument of Triumph on Destiny 2 like:

Finally playing Kirby and the Forgotten Land, a series I have close to zero experience with, and my word that's a delightful time.

Every release the narrative team hosts The Endies, a little ceremony where we celebrate our work and each other. Usually we give a custom like trophy for each ND, but this time we did something special, and everyone got their own Ghost I love us, I love this team, I love what we made together. 💠💙

Happy 20th birthday to Celtic Frost's swansong Monotheist Was RUSHING home from the store with the CD and vinyl on release. Darker than vantablack and heavier than the core of a neutron star and despite that it is fucking fun, endlessly replayable and you WILL growl along with the lyrics.

I was inspired by a comment by @atariarchive.org on an upcoming Retronauts and I literally had to do this. It took me far too long

Finished book 2 of Kill 6 Billion Demons and remain enthralled. Also giddy how nearly every single background character looks like a main character. Even the jobbers in the massive fights look awesome. However every time 6 Juggernaut Star Scours The Universe isn't on the page I miss them terribly 😔

To be honest, I didn't even think that there would be a banana in there, I was just doing my part to ensure Disco stays dead.

My #animehottake is that all of the anime me and my boy @stuartgipp.bsky.social likes is the good and correct anime, and all the other anime is bad and wrong and that ACAB doesn't include Dominion Tank Police

FINALLY reading Kill 6 Billion Demons, been putting it off for years. Bought books 1-3. Always meant to check it out, just for the sick name. When I picked up the Lancer rulebook and saw Tom Bloom's dope art I was informed he was the creator of the former. Anyway. So far? Dope as hell.

KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS killsixbilliondemons.com

Finally playing Donkey Kong Bananza. Just got the first Bananza transformation and beaten the first boss (which looked like it had escaped from Splatoon's story mode) I was confident it was going to be fun, but oh my. This is a bloody good time. Also Pauline is adorable.

Just found out about the new Boards of Canada album and am very excited.

Siberian THAW

Riffs for days. Happy new Darkthrone day to those who keep the faith. youtu.be/Ez938-tWW9A

You can see this and think it's stupid, but taken in context this actually rules so hard and actually fits the ending perfectly.

Welcome to the cream kingdom bitch

Im fucking dyimg

Look what came early @wolvendaughter.bsky.social

Mark, this is GOOD NEWS

I thought I was savvy to Brandon Sanderson's game: Well of Ascension got me paying attention to everything at the start EXCEPT for the (rad as hell) opening line. Because of course that was foreshadowing. Finished it this morning. Great time. Straight into the 3rd, then time for Warbreaker.

Exclusive: The upcoming Sonic movie universe series "Shadow the Hedgehog" features only a collective nine minutes of Shadow footage, the remaining runtime dedicated to Wade Whipple's battle with his own dark alter ego, Shade Whipple.

Excellent news for dinosaurs (hello, it's me, I am a dinosaur) the new Venom album is fun.

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If I die before the new Darkthrone drops next friday, please give all my records to @wolvendaughter.bsky.social Except for my signed Mob Rules by Sabbath. That gets burned, because if I can't appreciate owning the best Sabbath record signed by the best Sabbath lineup I don't see why anyone else can

Trying to find this one Ultimate Warrior promo where he's holding up some child's drawing of Hulk Hogan and a rainbow, and the most salient points are 1. HO. KO. GUN 2. THIS RAINBOW 3. THIS RAINBOW IS HO KOGUN. Did this happen or did I fucking dream it? I know all of his promos were unhinged.

found a whole operation of unmanned youtube channels making completely unchecked long form slop videos where the ai voice simulacra regularly trips up & does this for a full ten minutes every time. all the very legit comments are like "NO! THATS NOT TRUE! YOU LIE HE DID NOT" & never acknowledge it.

If I ever got around to listing my favourite breakdowns I would be doing myself and Nasum a disservice if I omitted Scoop. That big stompy beast riff and "AN EMPTY SHELL IS ALL THAT REMAAAAAAAAAAAAINS!!!" Perfect 👌 youtu.be/y5X8NIoAS7I

lancer, the role playing game

Sonic the Hedgehog after dragging a bunch of chipmunks into the war against Robotnik bsky.app/profile/jimt...

It remains very funny to me that for all the morally reprehensible, disgusting, mad and evil fuckers in Soulsborne games that the most evil without shadow of a doubt is The Dude That Eats Shit. And that the fact that he eats shit isnt even the most revolting thing about him.