I really hope Melania’s movie isn’t a sex tape with Trump. Unless it’s a snuff-film.

Nicki Minaj is everything most Trump supporters despise other than the fact that she supports Trump. But she supports Trump now, so they love her. And that’s how you know they’re in a cult.

Even if I accidentally marry a pedophile and my brother rapes a kid, I still won’t vote for Trump. 💅🏼

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨 Rob Schneider’s wife files for divorce. Schneider accuses his soon to be ex-wife of having TDS. She says she’s just no longer attracted to poorly educated assholes.

Are you talking about my foreskin? Gross. ✂️

THEY are the ones who eschew proper English so THEY don’t feel as bad about THEIR transphobia. That’s who the fuck THEY are. 🏳️‍⚧️

You’ve never faced your fears for the greater good? I don’t have to act like a little bitch just because you don’t have any integrity, right?

I want to live in a world where Donald Trump wearing a tan suit is the worst thing he did.

“It seems laughable for an atheist to know more about the Bible…” Would it seem laughable for a doctor to know more about cancer than a cancer patient because they’ve dedicated their lives to fighting against the harm they see done by cancer?

Remember when Americans didn’t want to go to Europe because they didn’t use ice the way we do? Now nobody wants to go to America because we use ICE the way we do.

Science. Because science tells us what is true and what is not. If any of the religions are true, they’ll eventually be part of science.

The God of the Bible doesn’t hold grudges? The Book of Nahum (1:2) directly calls God jealous, avenging, and wrathful. Deuteronomy (32:35) and Romans (12:19) say God declares “Vengeance is mine, I will repay.” According to the Bible, the God of the Bible holds grudges.

When they labeled Antifa as a terrorist organization, I thought they just didn’t know what it meant. Turns out they’re just anti-anti-fascism. And that’s pro-fascism, which is anti-America.

The poorly educated who support Donald Trump can’t even spell the word the. That’s how poorly educated you have to be to support Donald Trump. TH END!

The paid protesters narrative is flat out bullshit. That’s just the uneducated assholes assuming the decent people must be getting paid to act like decent people because they would never act like a decent person for free.

Christians will often point out that the Islamic prophet Muhammad was a pedophile while Jesus was definitely not. But the MAGA Christians now worship a pedophile.

Kristi Noem shot her dog, Cricket, in the face because she couldn’t train him to hunt. Why the fuck would she care about you?

Nero chemistry is based on the fifth Roman emperor. Neurochemistry is based on our study of the brain. 🏛️🧠

ICE Is treating everyone the way a lot of police have treated Black people for a long time. If you haven’t had to live your life with that fear, that’s white privilege.

Stop calling them blind. The people who watch the video of Alex Pretti being murdered by ICE and don’t see it as murder are not blind, they’re fucking lying.

This morning, our streets are covered with frozen water. And it’s not even close to the most dangerous ice on our the streets.

The Bible Jesus loved his neighbors and would’ve walked on water to help an immigrant. The MAGA Christians prefer ICE.

They say we should carry guns until we’re carrying a gun. Then they say we deserve to die for carrying a gun. 😔

“Well this is how we gon' do this. Fuck ICE, fuck Kristi, fuck those Bad Boys as a staff I label Nazi, and as a motherfuckin' crew. And if you wanna be down with ICE, then fuck you too.” — Tupac Shakur (If he could)

Dear Donald Trump, Canada is not a weak woman. You don’t get to grab her by her beaver. She won’t let you do whatever you want.

You’d think the MAGA Christians would get along a little better with the Muslims. They both worship a pedophile.

If I wrote the Bible: If a man lies with a man as a man lies with a woman, he’s probably just into dudes. Why the fuck would you kill them? What are you crazy?

Atheists don’t believe in God because we can’t see him? But I believe in a lot of things we can’t see. Dark matter, dark energy, electromagnetic radiation. Have you ever seen a neutrino? I believe in a lot of things we can’t see. I don’t believe in things we can’t detect, like your God.

Everything single thing we couldn’t figure out until we figured it out with science was hiding behind science. Hiding behind science just means we haven’t figured it out yet.

Most of the people who think it was OK to assault a police officer on January 6 don’t think it’s OK to fight back against an ICE agent.

Are you 100% sure the creator of the entire universe has a problem with the LGBTQ community? Are you sure that’s not just you?

I want someone to ask Donald Trump if he thinks Tylenol is safer than acetaminophen.

I just lost my mother. If your religious belief cause you to speak like this to someone who is in pain, fuck your shitty religious beliefs! #ChristianLove

Trump trying to stay awake while bitching about sleepy Joe Biden is just peak MAGA hypocrisy.

Your love for Jesus shouldn’t cause you to hate anyone else. That’s not how Jesus is supposed to work.

Why do I have a problem with evangelical Christianity? My mother just passed away and this is how her friends console me? This is emotional abuse, and absolutely disgusting! 😢

Jewish. The word they’re looking for is Jewish. They don’t understand how someone can be Jewish.

I wish another country would take Donald Trump’s advice and just grab America by our pussy. That’s him, Donald Trump is our pussy.

The devil‘s greatest trick was convincing the world he doesn’t exist? You haven’t seen him do that one where it looks like he pulls his thumb off? You know that trick? The devil is great at that one. 😈👍🏼

If I can find a way to believe that the creator of the game is the creator of the game before the game is over, he won’t have me tortured for eternity for not believing he was the creator of the game? What kind of twisted game is this?

MLK = Messiah Like Knowledge There is no such thing as a messiah. But Martin Luther King did have a decent message. And that’s the closest we’re gonna get to a messiah.

Growing up, I was anti-tests and anti-protests. Now I’m pro-tests and pro-protests. Everybody should be tested, especially the people in charge.

Have what would Jesus do and what would Trump do ever aligned?

Not according to the double-slit experiment. ⚛️

I have no right to share my honest opinion on your religion? Fuck that. You don’t get to burn us anymore. We’re not witches, we’re just reasonably well educated adults.

Christian men will often try to insult me by calling me gay. But that’s not insulting to me. If you want to insult me, call me a Christian.

Woke is short for awakened.

Remember when Americans didn’t want to go to Europe because they didn’t use ice? Talk about a roll reversal. 🧊

Try to think about how you make it in this world without having a relationship with other people’s gods. That’s exactly how I make it without having one with yours.

Donald Trump loves to scare people. People tend to give you whatever you want if they’re scared of you. That’s how the god of the Bible makes all his money.