It doesn’t matter if your morals from Christianity, Islam, Buddhism, or being an atheist. It’s how you act morally, not where you get your morals from.

Jesus said he is the way, the truth, and the life? Cool. He-Man said he’s the captain of the universe.

I hear everybody talking about Bad Bunny and I’m thinking, Roger Rabbit? That’s how old I am.

I’m one of those people who acts like I don’t really need people until I need people. I’m a liar, we all need people. Don’t listen to me.

Telling people to leave the country because they don’t like the current administration is just silly unless you left the country because you didn’t like the last administration. But you didn’t, right? We’re gonna stay and fight it out, too.

They blocked me for suggesting their God hasn’t granted them all of the wisdom and knowledge I’ve worked so hard to accrue.

When someone tells you the only way to stop everyone else from trying to controll you is to give them all the control, they’re trying to control you. And I know Donald Trump loves the poorly educated, but it shouldn’t be this easy.

Many Christians will tremble in fear when they hear the phrase “Allah Akbar.” But Allah Akbar just means God is the greatest. If a Christian speaks Arabic, that’s how they say it.

Just found out why the rapture didn’t happen. Just before God was about to save all the Christians, Trump raised tariffs on the other side of the firmament.

Some Christians saw Charlie Kirk as a kind, loving, and caring, Christian. Some Christians saw him as the exact opposite. Our religions don’t determine how we view morality. Our morality determines how we view our religions.

If I question your religion and you respond by insulting me in Early Modern English, thou hast been programmed.

Dear Christians, If a bunch of people started to believe in Islam because a devout Muslim got shot in the neck while spreading their truth, would that mean Islam was true?

Person, woman, man, camera, TV, acetaminophen. I win.

I love when they make it easy.

If they want us to stop taking Tylenol they should just say it makes you a Republican.

It would be nice if the evangelical Christians cared as much about what’s inside the Bible as they do about what’s inside everyone’s pants.

I wonder if any Christians lost pets yesterday and just assumed their pets were truer believers.

Christopher Hitchens is my favorite secular/atheist activist. If he said he was OK with killing gay people, I’d despise him. Why don’t you feel the same about Charlie Kirk?

Charlie Kirk also said that stoning gay people to death was “God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters.” SO HERE I AM. #FreedomFromReligion

My lack of belief in God does not make God imaginary. My lack of belief in unicorns does not make unicorns imaginary. But a lack of evidence for both makes me lean that way.

For the Christians who are upset about the rapture not happening, you’re gonna be really upset when you find out about the exodus not happening.

“That’s what I love about debating these college kids, man. I get older, they stay the same age.” “All-right-wing, all-right-wing, all-right-wing.”

Charlie Kirk said stoning gay people to death was “God’s perfect law when it comes to sexual matters.” Unless you’re extremely homophobic, that’s enough to dislike him. Thinking it’s a “perfect law” to kill people for being different? That’s your hero?

“Guns don’t kill people, Tylenol kills people.” — MAGA ‘Murica

I’m finally ready to make a deal with Donald Trump. If he stops causing us headaches, I’ll stop taking Tylenol. Fair?

The people wearing red baseball caps to a funeral are the same people who demanded President Zelenskyy wear a suit to the White House.

He may not be able to pronounce acetaminophen. But remember when he was able to say person, woman, man, camera, TV? They’ll always have that.

God chose to have Charlie Kirk murdered so more people would believe in him? So rather than just saying hello to us he chose to kill Charlie Kirk? And you worship this God?

My evangelical mother on hospice just asked why time seems so much different to her now… Walking away I said “C’mon, now. That’s Einstein, that’s relativity. I tried explaining it to you years ago. A little too late now. How ‘bout some mashed potatoes?”

They love Erika Kirk because she’s willing to forgive the guy who shot her husband in the neck and they love Donald Trump because he’s never willing to forgive anybody? Make it make sense.

If your religion is built off of facts and not emotion, why is the best way to draw people to your religion an emotional event?

Why is Elon Musk shaking hands with someone he knows is a pedophile?

I’m sick of everybody saying Charlie Kirk fought for the truth. Charlie Kirk fought for Christianity and called it the truth. The truth can be substantiated, Christianity cannot.

There are approximately 37.5 million-billion gallons of water in the vapor phase in earths atmosphere. If EVERY SINGLE OUNCE of water fell to earth at once it would cover the entire surface of the planet by approximately one inch. 🌈⭐️ The More you Know, the less you Noah.

If I offer to discuss our opposing views on your religion and you respond by talking shit about me, your religion doesn’t bring you peace. #ChristianLove

I’m not building a story. I’m offering to compare knowledge while this uneducated child talks shit about me because they feel insecure about their lack of education. We aren’t building things.

If you’re a religion causes you to talk shit about people for knowing more about your religion than you do, you might be a 2025 MAGA Christian

I’m trying to think of something nice to say about Trump so I don’t get arrested for speaking 97% negatively about him. But I’m probably just gonna have to do the time.

There are two types of Christians. Those like @billbodabbinz.bsky.social who talk shit about me for offering to discuss our opposing views, and those who are willing to try. Don’t be part of the problem, be part of the solution.

If I ask your background in the sciences and you only have a background in biblical creationism, “I don’t have one” works.

Christianity says there’s something inherently wrong with all of us and they’re the only ones who have the cure. How can you not be skeptical of that?

I wish Donald Trump was born before Ricky Gervais invented lying.

Adolf Hitler was definitely not antifa.

Are you pro-fascism or antifa?

After FOUR mid-convo requests of “Do you have any desire to try a live conversation?” If you run a red light and smash into another car, you don’t get to blame them because you don’t know how to read a red light. That’s your fault, not the car you hit. 🚦

In America, the opposite of good Christian used to be bad Christian. Now the opposite of good Christian is MAGA Christian.

What if Jesus was aborted? Probably would’ve saved a lot of wars. And I wouldn’t have had to listen to a bunch of idiots calling abortion demonic and asking me questions about what would happen if Jesus was aborted.

Steven Weinberg knows why so many kind, caring, and well meaning, people support Charlie Kirk… “With or without religion, you would have good people doing good things and evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that takes religion.”

If seeing others lose things makes you happy, you’re probably a loser.

I’m a micro-celebrity! Hey momma, I micro-made it! 🤩