Are secular people supposed to receive cats? I didn’t get a cat.

I just overheard my mother on hospice saying she doesn’t understand why God would do this to her. Her religion is supposed to bring her comfort, especially at the end of life. I won’t have to worrry about that at the end of my life, because I’m an atheist.

Why can’t I prove your God doesn’t exist? Why can’t you prove leprechauns don’t exist? That’s not how science works. But if either does exist, we should be able to prove it.

I never understood how people could just sit back and watch Nazi Germany just happen. Maybe Hitler kept promising cheaper eggs and better gas prices?

They may be a nobody, but somebody is. 🤯

When he wore a tan suit, it helped me to see how racist my country is.

Jesus says we should pray for our enemies? Fuck that. My enemies are horrible people, that’s why I call them my enemies.

Would you feel safer knowing a drag queen or Donald Trump was reading a storybook to your underage daughter?

You don’t have to believe in any religion to live a moral life. And we don’t get to choose our beliefs. That’s just something stupid people say.

Dale God comprehends everything. 😈

Want to confuse a MAGAt? “Would Charlie Kirk defend a pedophile?”

Remember when cheating on his wife with a porn star and paying her to keep quiet about it so he could win an election was the bad thing he did? Now that all seems like child’s play. 🥁

We caught another pedophile. Guess what, not a drag queen. Although, he does wear a lot of makeup.

The next time a MAGA Christian asks what it would take for you to believe in God, ask what it would take for them to believe Trump is a pedophile.

They said he was gonna run the country like a business. They didn’t say that business was the Catholic Church.

The United States of America is not a Christian nation. Why are we trying to cover up his pedophilia? I thought that was the church’s job.

Stop blaming your religion for your homophobia. I know plenty of Christians and Muslims who aren’t homophobic assholes.

If someone believes in a book and the best way to get them to change their mind is to have them read it, maybe it ain’t true. #Atheism

Karoline Leavitt isn’t Trump’s lawyer, she’s just his liar.

OJ was a murderer. The orange is a pedophile.

If you run around shouting save the children and then find out you voted for a pedophile, that’s gotta hurt.

I’m an atheist and I have dreams. I dream of one day living in a world where I don’t have to respond to stupid questions like this.

I just realized that I genuinely do enjoy having full conversations with myself, and I’m an atheist. The only difference is me knowing I’m also the other guy.

If you’re looking forward to the afterlife, you’re not pro-life.

Did Hitler supporters think the Germans who didn’t support Hitler were just suffering from HDS?

A patriot is someone who is willing to defend their country, not their president or their religion. Pat Tillman gave up a lucrative NFL career and his life for his country. Pat Tillman was an atheist, and a patriot. #VeteransDay

“Before I formed you in the womb I knew you.” Then you didn’t know me. I wasn’t even me a decade ago. Before I had any thoughts of my own, that wasn’t me.

One of the many reasons I am pro-choice is because most of the people who aren’t pro-choice think of every newborn baby as a sinner.

I don’t believe in the Bible. But even if I did believe in the Bible, I still wouldn’t be a homophobe. Because that shit’s just not in the Bible.

I’m pretty heterosexual, and I can name a few billion men I’d marry before I’d marry Kim Davis.

Hey, THEY do know THEY can use THEY to mean one person! 👏🏼🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

Did a jihadist take down a few buildings again or was it just a Muslim man being elected to serve the citizens of New York? There’s something seriously wrong with America when the reactions are similar.

If God really does control things, maybe he just didn’t like the way Charlie Kirk was Christianing. I know plenty of kind and caring Christians who didn’t.

If the Bible actually did come alive, life would be like the Netflix series Midnight Mass.

MAGA Christian or bear?

Calling me blind while I offer to discuss our opposing views on your religion doesn’t make you a loving Christian, that makes you a hateful human.

*party’s

Why do we still call them Trump supporters? Trump’s bitches. At this point, they’re all Trump’s bitches.

Dear MAGA Christians, If Charlie Kirk was a brilliant speaker who only spoke the truth, why do you think he was never invited to a TED talk?

If a religion was factually true, learning more about the universe would lead to believing in it. There’d be more religiosity amongst the well educated and less amongst the poorly educated, right?

Muslims think of Jesus (Isa) as a prophet and the Messiah (al-Masih) who was born of the Virgin Mary and performed miracles. They just don’t think he’s the son of God. You’d hate the other religion less if you knew a little bit about it.

My mother is an evangelical Christian who’s chosen not to speak about our opposing views. And because of this, I JUST found out she’s always been against marriage equality. This whole time I’ve been operating under the assumption that she was at least not one of them. Fuck.

If you pray to Jesus but vote for Trump, your earthly king has played you like a chump.

The United States of America now has something called the Patriot Awards. It’s basically a competition to see who can be the most un-Christ-like Christian. And if you are chosen as one of the biggest assholes, you win a blinged out American flag. 🇺🇸✝️

Calm the fuck down. One of the cities in one of the states elected a Muslim man. If we freaked out every time they elected a Christian man we’d never stop freaking out. And they’re pretty similar myths.

Did she win because Charlie didn’t have a shot or because Charlie did have a shot? 🥁

Trump does need Jesus. Without the gullible American Christians who actually believe he believes in Jesus, he’d be powerless.

I despise the religion of Islam. I also have no problem with a decent Muslim man being a prominent politician in the United States of America. Because I’m not a bigot.

The Christian who has a problem with all Muslims only does so because they think all Muslims are the bad type of Muslim. But they only think that because they’re the bad type of Christian.

When Trump starts blaming people, I bet he names the UN escalator. He’s still so pissed at that thing.