If your relationship includes the belief that you must worship and follow the words attributed to your partner because they are divine, your relationship is also a religion.

“I miss when men were men and women were women.” That’s still how it works. You miss when you didn’t know how little you know about gender and just assumed you knew everyone’s gender.

Jesus was a carpenter, and Thor still had a better hammer. (Puns always intended)

If you lived through the 80s, you know there are more than two genders. What about Prince? Prince was at least five genders. At least.

“…and He rested on the seventh day.” Can God run out of energy? If not, why rest?

Jesus Christ doesn’t even have Providence over Providence, Rhode Island. He’s your belief, not my boss.

You may not be trans and you may not be cis. But if you are not non-binary or one of those, you just don’t exist.

Marco Rubio says he has never seen Trump fall asleep. But I bet he can see the emperor‘s new clothes.

In Christianity, if you rape and murder people all day every day and then sincerely apologize just before you die, you get the same reward as if you had lived a perfect life. What a fucked up religion.

Feminism doesn’t hurt men, it helps women. If feminism seems to be hurting you as a man, that’s on you. Don’t blame their confidence, blame your lack of it.

"It's not natural" says the priest about homosexuality. The priest who has SUPPOSEDLY sworn off sex, which is the most natural thing we do.

If God didn’t like gay people he could just stop creating them. What if he’s only doing it because it pisses you off? Stop being a homophobe, see what happens.

I’m 47 years old. So Trump only likes to rape me at the gas pump.

As a reformed homophobe, I was the problem. There’s no such thing as a reformed homosexual, we must reform the homophobes.

Can we just do separate bathrooms for the evangelical Christians? Knowing how focused they are on other people’s genitals, I’m not comfortable being in a bathroom with them.

When the most disrespectful becomes the most disrespected, that’s called equity. That’s how the world should work. That’s what the rest of us want.

You can’t spell Jesus without sus. 😈🏳️‍🌈

Why do Christians keep asking me if I’ve been delivered? They make human beings sound like groceries.

Sexuality shouldn’t factor into pedophilia. Pedophilia (acted on) is a disgusting crime.

I’m not gay, but I am a sapiosexual. So I’d kiss another man before I kissed a homophobic woman. It’s just a kiss, and my morality would still be intact.

Divine law is not a law, those are your religious rules. When you call a non-believer a sinner, you’re accusing us of not following your rules. But we don’t believe in your religion, so we don’t have to follow your rules.

LGBTQ is just one too many letters for the poorly educated. So they stick with MAGA and KKK.

“Fan art” — They were trying to insult me, but I’ve never been more proud of an insult. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ #PrideMonth

What if the creator of the universe loves homosexual and heterosexual people but despises anyone who is bisexual? See how stupid that sounds?

Was The Jamie Kennedy Experiment just our government’s secret code name for turning has been actors into MAGAts?

I just realized that I have never watched Brokeback Mountain because when it came out I was still pretty culturally homophobic. I’m watching it today. Happy let’s be a little less homophobic month!

There are a lot of straight white men who think they deserve a month as well. But snowflakes have all winter.

Why constantly engage in something I strongly don’t believe in? Because innocent human beings are being subjugated and even killed in the name of something I strongly don’t believe in.

It’s hard to believe how many people Hitler convinced to think of the Jewish people as inferior AND as something to worry about. Kind of like Trump has done with the LGBTQ/trans community.

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If only Donald Trump’s father had had the same sense as all these bands. #PullingOut

A transgender person was not put in the wrong body. Because people aren’t put inside of our bodies. Our bodies are part of us. You’re not just transphobic, you’re also a scientifically illiterate.

If ignorance was illegal there wouldn’t be anybody to call the immigrants illegal.

All day every day I have to listen to people say the most disgusting things about President Trump, and I am just sick of it! I can’t wait until he’s been dead for a while so I won’t have to hear about him anymore.

If you honestly think that Donald Trump is in peak physical health, I’m honestly concerned about your mental health.

I refuse to capitalize the pronouns of a god I don’t believe in when you won’t even respect the pronouns of my friends because of this god I don’t believe in.

“I love the poorly educated.” — Donald J Trump

Dear homophobic MAGA Christians, If you get to the Pearly Gates of Heaven®️ and Saint Peter says that the only way to get in is to orally pleasure Donald Trump, what do you do?

They said they have been manipulated in the past by religion but now know God so they will not be manipulated again. So I asked if this was the same God from the religion they had been manipulated by, and they blocked me.

Nobody is struggling with homosexuality. You’re just struggling with acceptance. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

My friends in the LGBTQ community don’t seem to worry too much about what I have in my pants, but the evangelical Christians sure do. If I’m not comfortable in a bathroom with anyone, it’s them.

This is called Stockholm syndrome.

Dear MAGA Christians, Abortion is not murder. I would love to abort Donald Trump right now, but can’t. He’s already been born, so that would be called murder. See the difference?

They are very sorry for all of the anger in my life. Right now, it is being caused by this poorly educated piece of trash who can’t stop talking shit about me simply because I do not believe in their religion.

They said atheism is a belief system. I explained that atheism is simply one belief. They disagree but say it’s not their job to tell me about my belief system. If @jwtempleton.bsky.social wasn’t a poorly educated and super arrogant Christian, they’d know a system requires more than one belief.

You have no problem if I don’t like you making up, lies about me and then running away like a little bitch because I’ve offered to debunk them? OK. I do have a problem with you. I don’t like people who talk shit about me and then run away like a little bitches because they love Jesus. This is gross.

It’s OK to believe in Jesus. It’s not OK to act like an arrogant piece of shit and make up lies about me while I politely offered to debunk your claims simply because you’re an insecure little fuck. This is one of the most disgusting displays I’ve seen, at least on Bluesky.

It’s not your responsibility to tell me why you think it’s ok to make false claims about me? Yes, it is. Plenty of Christians don’t think it’s OK to insult me for offering conversation. But @jwtempleton.bsky.social seems to be the less capable type of Christian.

Knowing how much they all care about family values, I can’t imagine how difficult it must’ve been for Donald Trump to miss his son’s wedding. Hopefully he’ll be able to attend his next one.