Earth Sermon - Beauty, Love and Peace (1971) by Alma Thomas, the first African American woman to receive a degree in fine art I write about this work here - thevcs.org/behold-your-...

“Touch grass” okay I did, turns out I’m allergic. That’s right; I’m allergic to your little “solution.” Have you considered that being way too online is simply my natural element?

Didn't you get my memo! Pointing to the graffiti I sprayed on your fence.

Can a Pope even wear jerseys?

*pokes Lady Gaga's face*

It turns out that anybody can be a greeter at Walmart. You don't even have to work there.

I just tried to clean our kitchen but it is so frighteningly messy that I panicked and ate bread instead.

nothing is more suspicious than an eBay listing with the phrase "Nothing wrong with it" in the description

Super tiny if true

First, they came for the pedophiles, and I did n-- *touching earpiece* oh, they didn't?

Making your content and information accessible is viewed as a nice thing to do. And it is. But this World Kindness Day, we wanted to remind everyone that access to information is a human right. We shouldn't need to keep asking for it, it's simply how it should be.

"We shouldn't need to keep asking for it, it's simply how it should be." Please make your content accessible. If you have been told, and you still don't every post is a chance to do the right thing! 🫶

Today's unsolicited doom metal recommendation is that you should listen to Ningen Isu, a band founded the year I was born (1987) and still going hard youtu.be/1JY89ZxVqEg?...

Don't miss the free virtual conference on Christmas in Pop Culture this Saturday!!

The smoke show is the calm before the shitshow.

men only want one thing and that's to wear a tshirt until it's just a neckband with two threads hanging off it

“that’s a banger” i say while hitting you on the head with a mallet

Secrete Sauce [Y/N?]

Let's all just start spelling it “Whensday”! They can't arrest us all!

I didn't see The Northern Lights last night, butt I did see Uranus.

Closing my eyes and rubbing them really hard to fit in with everyone posting about the Northern Lights tonight.

repost with an iconic fictional band

My alt just unfollowed me.

I hope something gross leaves your body today in a very satisfying way

opened a new carton of milk for my coffee and it came out in chunks, a sign of good luck in many cultures

What fictional creature/villain traumatized you as a kid?

My book on Machiavelli's influence on the Philosophy of Science is titled "The Prince and the Popper."

Joke’s on you, guy who told me to “Get bent!” I was already on my way to yoga.

Happy There Is A Circulatory System Walking Through The Kitchen Day to all who celebrate.

Gen X gets a live music venue that closes when the street lights come on.

a nightclub for millennials where we can dance. doors open at 7pm. lights out by 11pm.

unclench your jaw and relax your shoulders !

So proud to be the only driver today who knows how to properly navigate a traffic circle.

"The next enclosure features the Western Lowlife Gorilla." "You mean Western Lowland Gorilla?" "No."

Lot of people mistake the knight in chess for a horse, but it’s actually seahorse—we just can’t see its body.

This is my birthday month! To celebrate, I lowered the price of "it all", my entire digital discography in perpetuity with 24+ hours of music (28 releases), to $44! It comes w/ "general museum" CDs + an "it all" USB-you'd never have to buy my music again! generalmusician.bandcamp.com/album/genera...

Field Sparrow Don't pass by the small things...

me: love your vibe vibe: ew, sorry, what haha yeah gotta go

Who we used to have to buy weed from before legalization

Election night ... gonna go knock on doors and ask for candy

If I’d stolen those jewels I’d just sit at home wearing them.

Working in a building with lots of people, I know I have no right of ownership over it but there is one bathroom stall that is my favorite and I quietly place little hexes on anyone else using it.

Everyone mad I went trick or treating this morning but time is a construct

movies used to start with the FBI threatening to send you to jail, but not anymore due to woke

I don’t want to be at work. I want to be home reading Mary Shelley.