i’m dressed like a farm girl rn and do not like it

gotta move to the city

i made a nice yorkshire pudding thing. we found em in the frozen section. they’re just little bready cups u bake and put filling in. made a mushroom and onion filling with wattleseed and red wine

ordered a dehumidifier and became vegetarian today

i gave up, i couldn’t do it. we had the roo in the freezer before i met one of em. they’re dogs. they’re just dogs and i can’t eat one

drinking yellowtail wine and using it to marinate kangaroo at the same time

i think i’m gonna take a crack at being vegetarian after tomorrow because i already have a marinade going and throwing it out would be wasteful

i have a desire to eat most of a pizza. luckily it’s pizza day

-candy -red wine -herbs and spices -brown onion -a vegetable (use judgment) -wife snacks -cereal -coward’s milk -monster energy drink

jury nullification surgery

can’t believe i’m buying homework for myself

joining the community theatre just to hang out

sometimes it’s like “idk buddy” but maybe just because it’s monday tomorrow

why are crabs and horses the only animals to get their own types of apple?

sorry i shaved ur dog’s tail. i wanted to release it into the grocery store and make everyone think it was a big rat. as a prank. i didn’t think about how my actions would impact others

if i didn’t transition i think i would’ve wanted to be niko bellic from gta4

really weird to call it godaddy. i’d like to start a website website called something like “nowkitten” or something

today is another day a greatly miss my pontiac fiero

arvo beer, probably haven’t earned it but it’s the weekend baybee

halloumi wraps for dinner tonight. i keep accidentally making vegetarian meals

bleaching my hair but not because i want to look like ur blonde family. it’s for other reasons

i’m developing an intricate superstitious belief about a goose i often see on my commute

therapy today, should i tell him i’m thinking about buying the dbt workbook?

did we ever get to the bottom of the dalai lama controversy? still seems contentious

i don’t drink coffee very often because i have a shameful reaction to milk. i have to trust people to put some type of plant milk in it i got a coffee today and my trust was betrayed

paid rego for my car. maybe i should finally fucking fix it if i’m still spending money on it

fuuuuck ugh gotta go brush teeth before bed but bed is so cozy god gives his toughest battles etc

maybe i’m just getting worse at using this site but it’s not as fun as it used to be

eating upsetti spaghetti for dinner

a dog and a mule eating my spleen. not metaphor

i keep having little slice of life dreams. last night i was buying pads. took a few minutes to choose between several options. i ended up going with the “sporty” ones

i miss vaping. ripping big berry flavoured clouds from my chunky electronic box and blowing sticky clouds up into the air until the room i’m in looks like the rainforest cafe plus the head rush and dizziness were fun

hey baby? can we grab that rum, party poppers, and cigars soon. i want to be prepared

i would never go to space. i don’t want to get taller

guys what genres of pornography do u enjoy?

going to buy a gift i think

gonna start saying crikeys again. i fell off for a bit

had a dream where i drove a big bus! we were all going to a museum

saw this very round guy

i want to pet a kangaroo again but i know if i go looking i may actually find one and it will hold me under the water until i drown or it’ll just beat me to death

for mother’s day i might make my mother-in-law a baked good. idk

we went to a greek restaurant last night. it was very good but now we can’t stop saying “opa!” to each other

yelling and scratching in the ceiling. probably not even a problem

my wife saw a millipede and i was very excited. she brought me to it and it was actually a giant centipede scary and feels like a betrayal. it’s not, it was an honest mistake. now i’m scared to go to the toilet (where it was seen)

tell u what, not a fan of everything britain’s done over the years but ribena and meat pies are good do more stuff like that

i could stand to damage my hair more, it’s incredibly straight and fine. damage would make it a bit fluffy

learning how to do the hair towel thing was a game changer

a motorcycle sounds big so it can compensate with the bigness of a car. this is why a loud car is ostentatious. big on a big. hat on a hat

it’s gross and cold rn. it was warm and sunny 10 minutes ago