Making a playlist with songs about magic if anyone has any ideas

“My whole team got fired, then my supervisor was let go. Ah well. Time to take a big sip of coffee and read the email I just received from HR!”

Making a playlist with songs about magic if anyone has any ideas

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Audiobooking crime and punishment and finding out Dostoevsky went to jail for being in a book group that like read Gogol

During the 1990s many guys who would have been causing permanent damage to the economy were trying to perfect soft rock, which spared the west many finical crashes; this proven by post grunge pushing these men into investment banking culminating in the 2008 crash.

I accidentally rubbed ketchup in my eyes...now I have Heinzsight

"I had not touched a cat in 15 yrs when an orange kitten wandered over to sit w/me in the grass one day. I was left without adequate words to describe that experience. It reminded me that I am alive. It instilled in me a raw, unbridled happiness that I had never felt before, not even as a child."

If by "meditation" you mean sitting in silence rawdogging your intrusive thoughts, I want no part of it.

Went to see The Odyssey. Traffic was terrible afterwards, took ages to get home.

Dear Diary, Today I refused to pay $20 for a sandwich.

The World Cup Final is over so now I’m forced to watch Major League Baseball like a dirty hobo

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I just trained 24 mourning dove to shit on my neighbors cyber truck

Someone has been stealing wheels off police cars. Police are searching tirelessly to catch him.

Honestly. I liked Andrew Tates outfit but yes I’m glad he’s going to jail I think? I don’t know I don’t give a fuck about him but his shoes looked Italian

Did some sit ups then ate a pretzel

im going to take blood from young adults and dump it into the ocean. im going to write a book called epic win. i will fund a device that finds out what the world favorite songbird is and make it extinct

I'm in trouble after neglecting to roll joints for a party. I was derelict in my doobies.

Truer words have never been spoken

I dunno. A World Cup seems rather unsanitary.

Listening to Slate’s slow burn and hating Bill Clinton a lot

So I was in the hood today (feeding the homeless) I don’t do it for any good reason other than I like being around crazy people and the hood is not alright old men getting cans out of the garbage, several gas can people… an Old lady with two kids who had a house but just went for a free meal

*mutes diarrhea* Tired of this shit.

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Reskeeting a girls selfie is just a creepy way of saying hey everyone look at this girl I just jerked off to

I’m sorry it made so much noise when I unwrapped my sub at your grandma’s funeral service

Tell him you love November Rain

Tyler Farms or as I like to call them spiral farts

me: I’m starting to connect the dots museum guard: step away from the painting

Who could predict more Taco Bell jokes about diarrhea

Cyclospora is such a nice name for a girl

I feel like there used to be a lot of songs about dancing in the street

Technically, taco bell diarrhea is a baja blast

Any word on if Donald “just the nipples” Trump is going to the game?

Fake banana flavor is always yellow. Real bananas are basically white.

Me: “Is it possible Taco Bell just makes a bad wrap?” Get it a bad wrap

I could fck up a Taco Bell crunch wrap so bad rn.

"Bad Romance" is blaring in this Taco Bell while I destroy a crunch wrap stone cold sober. WHO WANT ME, BOYS?

TACO BELL NOT GUILTY

We had Hot Girl Summer and Brat Summer and 2026 is what? Bagged Salad Summer?

1984 but everyone's just coughing and shitting themselves the whole time

I've been dismissing the software update on my phone for months now. It's the only thing I have control over in my life anymore. I need this.

Has anyone seen the show on starz? It’s not bad

Your own, personal, Jesus, in this economy?

I sleep with an aluminum bat by my bed just in case I'm needed for a softball emergency

Justice for Taco Bell.

there's a pro anorexia community on twitter that will post shit like "i'm sorry but alyssa liu is fat" and when they get called assholes they respond with like "excuse me I have ED which is a DISEASE"

This air is so toxic and unhealthy right now I think I want to date it