I can’t believe how many people I respect watch football

(all of us doing the rifleman's creed) these are my reasons for hating gavin newsom, there are many like them but these ones are mine

I feel like Apple TV is taking advantage of my “the wire” fandom

The new nfl concussion helmet stays on

People don't want to hear this but too much baby talk can hinder your cat's language development

Could you imagine being an early hominid and sniffing around and finding mint for the first time

I’m watching a show with Timothy Olyphant just to watch Walton Goggins in a non comedic role. I cant watch Timothy Olyphant because his accent IS an authentic Modesto accent, but he’s like not a farmer idk it bothers me

If you don't feel like you need to shower afterwards you didn't do it right (eating loaded nachos)

Is anyone else witnessing the manic posting of ink radio one minute it’s like “I’m leaving guys” the next it’s like “pull up a chair, relax”

The way blue sky makes it super easy to add alt text is kind of cool 😎

Me trying to explain to the 20 year olds in my class that I was really good looking in my 20s

“Gatekeepers” Art by Erica Peebus

It’s so stupid how they called the show “mad men” when “ad men” was far more appropriate

Viagra should have been named Phoenix for obvious reasons.

If you're looking for a sign to switch careers: this is the sign.

Does anyone even remember what used to be on tnt

NFL to honor aborted embryos with flushing sound every time somebody makes a field goal

Give a man a fish. Maintain unbroken eye contact. Do not say a word.

"Called and left messages for both of my Dem Senators opposing any funding for ICE. WTF is wrong with our Dem leadership? Do they think voters will vote for them in the midterms after this? Because people are getting jaded. Apathy is coming if they won’t fight" We've been telling dems this

I keep thinking I’m gonna be thin again, and then I look at pictures of my dad in his 40s and 50s and then his pics as a member of UCLA wrestling team… and uh things aren’t looking great for me

gonna cause myself some macaroni and cheese related problems

You left out car costs more than job pays

need car to get to my job so I can afford said car so I can go anywhere at all I love the infrastructure in this country

who up sharing peace prizes?

Is he sure it’s not the “ministry of peace”

i was very surprised that the Fallout TV show was good, and I've even more surprised that the second season is better

Stunning photos from Minneapolis, including this one by John Locher for the Associated Press. www.theatlantic.com/photography/...

when people show you who they are, kill them

If I won the lotto I’d learn how to work on neon glass and there would be signs

Fallout is a documentary

Listening to Hank Williams and rubbing one out to Walton Goggins

Find out who secretly hates you

I wish the cops would quit coming to my house every day to tell me I'm a person of disinterest and laughing and running away

I’m watching murderbot rn and it’s no murderbot the book but it’s cute so far

A good book to read when you feel shitty is murderbot

We said call the burn unit like 5 times yesterday

COP: do you know why I stopped you ME: were you just feeling bored

Omg they’re clubbing to “I’m a firestarter” on new industry

New industry new fallout new Pitt soon new euphoria JonBernthal is in a terrible yet watchable knives out style who done it with Tessa Thompson not being annoying in a role for the first time ever… I’m not gonna say it was good but better Than reading a book

Ay yo check out the guy they want to replace Jerome Powell

Thank you guys for being patient with me while my brain is regrowing

you’re laughing. scott adams is being led on a tour of the nine levels of hell by dogbert, and you’re laughing

Since a lot of people have no taste and don't like Pluribus or Fallout, here are some lesser knowns to binge: 1. The Patriot on Amazon Prime 2. Unbelievable on Netflix 3. The tourist on Netflix 4. Enlightened on HBO 5. Better off Dead netflix

white smoke bellowing from the office because they have selected a new dilbert

I'm not alone. I have forever chemicals

Having a meltdown, pouring myself into a mold, creating a powerful talisman

this chocolate russian sure tastes like mommy was a good girl

I am like one mile away from having a very comfortable life and a decent job and the world starts unraveling

Not undiagnosed like "medically cleared"; undiagnosed like "there's no term for it yet"

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. only puts ketchup on his hot dogs.