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If you need me I'll be in my fleece cocoon until April
2 months ago
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Car dealership just quoted me $2500 to replace tires. I already hate owning a car so much again...
about 7 hours ago
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My friend sent me the photo of the hatching chick deviled eggs she was *trying* to make with the ones she *actually* made. It included the caption "MY CHILDRENNNN" and I'm dying.
about 19 hours ago
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Who wants to get married just for the tax benefits?
1 day ago
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In da clerb!
3 days ago
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The construction workers next door are listening to Cher "Strong Enough." My neighborhood is so gay.
3 days ago
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4 days ago
William Hawkins (American Artist, born 1962)
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Anyone want to just body double and laugh at a background show?
4 days ago
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Do your taxes!
4 days ago
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Told my coworker we should "co-twerk" and she sent me this picture. I'm this close to acting up 🤏
5 days ago
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Remember if you get laid off on the first day of Q2 it's just a prank!
5 days ago
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My skin looks pretty good despite gay dying years ago.
5 days ago
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My cheap ass box spring is so squeaky 😭
6 days ago
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Depression sucks. It's impossible now to enjoy quiet time.
6 days ago
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I just saw a grown man pee on a tree in a very busy residential area.
7 days ago
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My winter nose blep baby 😍
8 days ago
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Someone just said to me upon revealing my age "oh wow, I've always thought of you as younger" 🤩
8 days ago
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It's crazy how when you don't don gremlinwear outside people are so friendly and wish you a good morning!
8 days ago
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Heavy is the head that eats the kibble.
9 days ago
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These Dove chocolates should just print "don't kys" inside the wrappers at this point.
9 days ago
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This man will probably be the death of me yet I will insist on being buried together.
10 days ago
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I just said out loud to my dog "Carmy, you're the only man for me" and she was literally nowhere to be found.
11 days ago
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Not a great photo but get you a dog that looks at you like this little angel.
12 days ago
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I need my phone to stop being like "remember 6 years ago when everything was totally different and you were not a mess?"
12 days ago
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If another doodle looks me in the eyes with their stupid dopey faces I'm going to lose it.
13 days ago
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I need second dinner...
14 days ago
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Going to roll the dice and try another Trader Joe's coffee product...wish me luck.
14 days ago
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Our book is about gestures, so here you go.
add a skeleton here at some point
15 days ago
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EDITING A BOOK IS HARD WORK. WE'RE IN HOUR 11 JUST FOR TODAY. AHHHH.
15 days ago
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30/40s gents: Where are you shopping for your everyday clothes these days?
15 days ago
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It hurts my feelings a little when an account like "ChunkHunter69" follows me.
15 days ago
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I missed my car ride buddy!
15 days ago
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Let's get sickening!
add a skeleton here at some point
16 days ago
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I JUST GOT UPGRADED TO BUSINESS BITCHES
16 days ago
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Just woke up to gun shots and sirens, time to go home
17 days ago
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Conference done, beautiful weather in Atlanta, time to rot in my hotel for a while and recharge my social battery!
17 days ago
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I just want to make stained glass lamps and mission furniture in the mountains
17 days ago
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A statue update
add a skeleton here at some point
19 days ago
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Omg a director of my org is taking us to a strip club. I feel like I'm going on a weird coconut-scented safari.
19 days ago
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Parents referring to their spouse as mommy/daddy when talking to their tween kids is kind of weird, right?
20 days ago
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I don't think I'll get upgraded today on my flight. The horrors persist.
20 days ago
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It's crazy how I'm just here and no one is bringing me a little snack.
21 days ago
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I'm basically just a big sleepy puppy. ☀️
21 days ago
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I would love to know why CRTL + V is opening my Bluetooth sync dialog instead of PASTING, dearest Windows.
21 days ago
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I need to "catch up" on "work" I've been "avoiding" or whatever 😭
21 days ago
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Glug glug glug
add a skeleton here at some point
21 days ago
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It has been 0 days since I last left a door to my home wide open for multiple hours.
22 days ago
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Falling asleep on a call? Couldn't be me!
22 days ago
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I miss the peace of mind and sense of direction I used to have.
23 days ago
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LEMON: "I'm gonna be on TV this week." DR. SPACEMAN: "Really?...I think you mean radio" LEMON: "Why does everyone keep saying that?!?"
24 days ago
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I've now had multiple people say to me "have you considered therapy?" 🫠
24 days ago
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