IT IS TIME.

Don't worry. If I get picked for rapturing, I promise to decline so one of you can have my spot.

Serious question ... what happens if they run out of space piss?

You can’t just do the Ozempic, man. You gotta exercise a little, too. Just for a little tone.

The only way Trump fires Homan is if Homan didn't pass along his cut.

Has anyone considered that the FBI agent who gave Tom Hooman the bag of money was just looking for a friend but was out of chips?

"LUX-YOO-REE-ATE!!"

Big piss day in space today.

Just me. Nobody else. That’s hurtful, dogs. Not cool.

Ironically, the rule book for Dog Basketball specifically prohibits me from playing.

Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

Not a conspiracy guy, but this seems a pretty straightforward probability: 1) Epstein makes billions blackmailing the wealthy and powerful for decades. 2) FBI seizes all his material. 3) He "dies." 4) Trump uses those materials to keep blackmailing. 5) Bonus: He gets to delete all his own videos.

You can’t just do the Ozempic, man. You gotta exercise a little, too. Just for a little tone.

and a retired meteorologist shall lead us

We keep saying CBS and ABC are "bowing to pressure" from the White House. Have you considered that they just agree with him?

Becoming increasingly clear we’re gonna have to build a parallel infrastructure for all the media we really love. The reason all of this is happening under the color of law is hyperconsolidation, dissent being traded straight up for merger approval, or fear of harassment.

Checks out. All the piss seems like it's down here right now.

If you gave me a choice between Fallon and the tape from THE RING, I’d watch the tape twice.

US President back-pedalling furiously after his administration treated some innocent hard-working Koreans like they were innocent hard-working Latinos.

What's the problem with the police?

Tripled up Covid, flu and RSV last week in central NJ. No issues! Do it!

Anne's Patreon truly is a respite from the evils of this world. They're not ignored but they're never praised/always deplored. And good folks and good food abound. Today is a good day to subscribe.

"LUX-YOO-REE-ATE!!"

ALIEN: EARTH (2025)

If you haven't gotten your updated COVID vaccine by now, book an appointment fast before next week's ACIP meeting. After that, you might not be able to get one. I plan on getting mine this weekend if I possibly can. arstechnica.com/health/2025/...

Shitlive to shitpost.

Would.

Big piss day in space today.

I wrote my own Charlie Kirk obituary, and about valuing truth over manners: www.thenation.com/article/poli...

The Great North. They got five seasons, but deserved many more.

Manimal. It's made of magic.

Would.

Angie Tribeca. Technically went four seasons, but only 40 episodes total. Inspired stupidity.

Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.

POLITICIANS AFTER VILE POLITICAL ACTIVIST IS SHOT: we 👏 must 👏 reject 👏 political 👏 violence 👏 of 👏 any 👏 kind 👏 POLITICIANS AFTER A BUNCH OF BABIES ARE SHOT: ah, whaddya gonna do? 🤷

"A man's reach should exceed his bite radius, Or what's a heaven for?"

I’ve been rewatching the Coen Bros filmography this month and while drawing a Barton Fink illustration, it struck me how much their films feel like Far Side cartoons: funny, strange, clever, yet frequently inscrutable. Anyway here’s a thread!

Uh-oh. Space is officially more piss than not.

Never became as popular as "ET Phone Home" did it

Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/

The only people who still use their phones for phone calls also just happen to be the loudest people in the world. Coincidence?

'Flow' cost $4M. 'Hundreds of Beavers' was shot in 12 weeks and cost $150,000. Artists rethink what movies are, techbros rethink how to shaft the people who make them. www.theverge.com/news/773584/...

"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?" A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons. Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.

Shitlive to shitpost.

"A man's reach should exceed his bite radius, Or what's a heaven for?"

We can set an example for the whole nation in this election.