Shame Cleaning, thy name is Scurryfunge.

Countdown to Fox FINALLY getting on the "Trump is mentally unstable" train in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

A.I. isn't a bubble. It's a pustule. And it's going to splatter its ichor all over all of us.

Happy Transgender Awareness Week! 🏳️‍⚧️ 💙💗🤍

Okay.

It's almost like all that lobbying money they dumped into Trump's lap to kill the free IRS filing system is working out for them somehow.

Even The Universe is doing Ozempic.

A Trump supporter started murdering his way through an assassination list of Democratic law makers FIVE MONTHS AGO. He murdered my colleague Melissa Hortman, and her husband Mark — and attempted to assassinate my dear friend John Hoffman and his wife Yvette. I was also on the hit list. WTF

The future of bass.

Forevergreen.

Me, every morning at my timeline.

They’re gonna release the Epstein Files and it’ll just be one page with the words “BILL CLINTON DID IT!” and “SIGNED, ERIC” scrawled in crayon.

There's only one piggy I wish would be quiet. And my god, do I wish that so fucking much.

There's only one piggy I wish would be quiet. And my god, do I wish that so fucking much.

It's such a shame that the term "dogpiling" refers to such a negative thing. Because being under a pile of dogs is legitimately one of life's greatest delights.

When RFK said he wanted that reporter to have his baby, are we 100% sure he didn't just mean he was full and wasn't going to be able to finish it?

Water finds its own level. This is also true of fetid garbage water. Just something that crossed my mind tonight for no reason whatsoever.

Someone laid a finger on my Butterfinger. My threats were useless.

It's a testament to how fucking cooked my brain is on politics, news and the whole bouillabaisse of suck that we've been soaking for so long -- that my brain immediately identified this thumbnail on YouTube as January 6th.

Sounds like somebody got the call that paper shredder is working.

I know it never happened, but I desperately want somebody to ask him about blowing Clinton because I think it would be very entertaining to watch him rupture his remaining synapse.

Just in it for the clicks.

It's a testament to how fucking cooked my brain is on politics, news and the whole bouillabaisse of suck that we've been soaking for so long -- that my brain immediately identified this thumbnail on YouTube as January 6th.

There's a non-zero chance he's also a sneakers guy.

Calling ICE on your neighbors is a hate crime

@scalzi.com you say this? bc it’s the best - and your the best but people should know it’s you for realz.

If these people are ever thrown out of power, I hope we all understand there is no reformist pathway for institutions like this as much as Dems might desperately wish and claim there is.

When RFK said he wanted that reporter to have his baby, are we 100% sure he didn't just mean he was full and wasn't going to be able to finish it?

I might play this as my alarm every morning for the next month

I am begging Bluesky to please, please, please hire a comms person. They keep trying to engage people to explain why paraphrasing Johnny Cash is wrongspeak and end up looking more and more ridiculous. Dudes. You flag Victorian trick films for graphic violence. Just. Stop. It.

Moon Tobin hunting for snacks.

Gotta rush that movie out so that it hits theaters just in time for the one-year anniversary of the fad having died out.

The Onion never misses. Ever. Ghislaine Maxwell Conceals Escape Tunnel Behind Pinup Poster Of Shirley Temple

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

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Wait, DID IT HAPPEN?! *checks timeline* Aw, nuts.

This ad feels less like an ad and more like a pretty fair description of our whole deal right now.

you could fact check this — there aren’t 30 million illegal immigrants and there is no evidence that the presence of an immigrant in say houston has any impact on housing in madison, wisconsin — or you could note straightforwardly that this is just nazi rhetoric

Whatcha thinkin' about?

I'm so sick of all this shit. I'm tired of having to spend all day posting about pedophiles and AI tech freaks and various other ghouls destroying the world. I should be posting about mailboxes with teeth and airplanes that flap their wings and gollum's favorite songs. Jesus christ

I WFH 100% (maybe pop into the office if absolutely necessary). I save a dead minimum of 1.5 hour of my life every day, between commute and not needing to "dress" for work. I also save at least $200/month in gas, car insurance, and parking costs. That's HUGE.

When Covid caused NYC offices to hollow out what they found was that yeah the core business districts suffered but the neighborhoods where people actually live, thrived. All WFH means is rethinking business districts, not cities.

Tax the rich. Billionaire tears not pictured.

I'd consider this a "rapid unplanned disassembly" but it's been pretty predictable and has taken a decade longer than it should have.

Rushing to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto the already filled plot and trying to convince everyone you helped dig the hole.

Water finds its own level. This is also true of fetid garbage water. Just something that crossed my mind tonight for no reason whatsoever.