FAMILY DORKFOREST REWIND: Tdf Ep 597 with Russ Kashian about Hallmark Christmas movies! Enjoy www.youtube.com/watch?v=g58P...

well i’ve had enough elliot kashian today. gonna go to the @improvmilwaukee tonight and make jokes about him 630 & 9

of all the isms - humorism is one of them. tomorrow and sunday - Milwaukee-esqe Improv. improv.com/milwaukee/co...

🔥🔥🔥 DO NOT BE DISTRACTED & STAY LOUD!! 🔥🔥🔥 DONALD TRUMP IS GOING DOWN!! TRUMP & EPSTEIN ARE SEX TRAFFICKERS!!! I’m gonna post this every day so nobody forgets exactly who Pedophile Trump is and why the Epstein files have suddenly disappeared. 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

after a lovely fancy christmas brunch my dad was waiting for my nephew to bring his car up- i went to say bye and some 50ish woman he was talking to just cuddled up to him and hugged on him. WHAT IS IT?

A few excerpts from Darmok's Christmas Story: Ralphie and Flick, at the flagpole. Randy, his arms down. The Old Man, when the lamp broke. Santa and Ralphie, on the mountain.

This Christmas, I have just one wish for you: Take a moment to really see the older people in your life. Let them know they’re loved, valued, and never invisible. Share a smile with an elder you don’t know. Offer a warm holiday greeting. Small gestures carry enormous power. Love,
 Lynda 🎄✨

“Rain smacked Los Angeles. It splattered on the palm trees, sizzled on the neon, gurgled down the dirty boulevard. The town was sick. They hadn’t seen sunlight in almost a day. But I had the cure. A fifth of magic and a sack full of cold, hard joy. ‘Ho,’ I said once. It was enough.” -Noir Santa

Some have suggested not doing anything, while others push to do nothing. thehill.com/homenews/sen...

@mrdavehill.bsky.social i reintroduced myself to bob odenkirk the other night and said he might remember me “from before” in our lives and he said, “Wait! That’s war Dave Hill always opens his videos with” and we celebrated you. You are a badass

In 2023 I became obsessed with videos of dads in cargo shortswaiting in parking lots during Taylor Swift's Eras Tour. So when she came to town, I grabbed a camera and headed down to talk to them. I thought it'd be funny. It turned out to be something else entirely. youtu.be/R9XN1iOungs?...

I, of course, cannot remember what Empire of the Sun was about… but it would be amazing if it was about a boy whose parents were killed by criminals.

why Maria Bamford is the funniest person in comedy (and the best friend) - ha! she gave me $100 wrapped in a page of the artists way she ripped out of the book

Outstanding news! www.fastcompany.com/91461983/ind...

Last ep of The Dork Forest this Year! 20 Years IN THE BAG! And Elizabeth Upton talks about The Grateful Dead. They ARE A BAND!! #musicepisode :)

I don’t mean to sound extreme, but I don’t think we should have torture camps for people with criminal records either.

Join me for New Years in San Francisco🌁 With @jackiekashian.bsky.social !!! Dec 30-7 & 9:15🥂 Dec 31- 7:30 & 10:00🍾 punchlinecomedyclub.com

yeah-they’ll release the truth about Andersonville soon too … just want to edit the pitch a bit.

This is delightful and also, of course, fuck Bari Weiss for being the transparent tool of a corrupt and criminal administration

Sixty Minutes will be postponing its Dawn Raid on Fort Knox Story until Auric Goldfinger can be reached for comment.

They were the lowlights of Turning Point USA’s Americafest Convention over the weekend. www.jezebel.com/what-do-nick...

If you tell me you believe “I’ve chosen politics over you” know that you chose hate and contempt and violence and greed (via donald trump) over me - twice- long before I had to step away from you.

Woman comes to US at age 6. Graduates nursing school. Work permit. No criminal record. Snatched and imprisoned by ICE for 6 months now. About to be forced back to Honduras. A life destroyed and one less nurse. Merry Christmas. www.nola.com/news/educati...

Anyone in the Milwaukee vicinity, Jackie Kashian is a great comedian. Consider going to the show then buying all of her CDs. Trust me.

Judy Dench in “Shakespeare” book just described why i love standup: “audiences are collectively much brighter than any individual”

fun comedy from my last special staykashian which is entirely on YouTube. This is to encourage you to come to my show in Milwaukee next weekend.

When racists build the algo, the algo will be racist.

just bc bill and michael are creepy - and they cant find actual pictures - they gotta besmirch Diana Ross? THAT BLOWS. Doana Ross is amazing.

I just wanted to remind everyone that I am the head of Antifa and right now we are having a special on all-you-can-eat popcorn shrimp at all seven of our locations!

Can we at least all agree on one thing? Everything that's been made of Epstein & people he's associated with has been about everything but justice & healing for the survivors.

nypost.com/2025/12/12/u... again no shocks. Fellas- when you become rich and/or powerful… try to lay off the ficking of little girls even tho it seems “free.”

This week’s news

a besty just texted me “I will not allow fascists ruin my capitalism during this time of year!”

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

If I was the Kennedy family I'd say "You know what, rather than have them mentioned in the same breath, just call it the Trump Center, we'll send someone by to pick up our giant head."

Are they soft launching the Epstein files?

Happy EPSTEIN Files Release Day Eve for all those who celebrate!!! 👍

i know we’d all prefer not to have to wait until china, mexico/canada alliance or (ironically) Germany has to put us down like the rabid animal we are; but it made my nerd heart wonder, If Samwise had not gone w Frodo could Sharkey’s men have taken over?

i needed to repost this twice. later today i’ll be deleting this and reposting it again. bc it’s hilarious and trite to the millionth.

Thanks for sharing this one! Launch this episode into your favorite podcast app! Spotify, Apple, Overcast, Podcast Addict, etc. www.podswit.ch/p/i/e/210939...

Look at this! I joined @jackiekashian.bsky.social & Dork (Forest) out about the zillion concerts I've attended!! Links & such below!

if you watched the thing you’re the reason reality television exists and he’s, even now, looting the smithsonians’ for gold teeth.

No, is the answer

Nancy Kashian told me the same thing I think she was told about bullies “they’ll stop if you ignore them.” I learned ignoring doesn’t work. It’s the same as permission. When I got sick of ignoring & fought back they stopped pushing me around. Then I started doing standup and learned my own strength.

The Vanity Fair photographer from the Susie Wiles story. Holy. Shit. www.washingtonpost.com/style/power/...

20 years of Dork Forest/ Rewind To - episode 37… Karen Kilgariff dorks out about Sandy Bullock! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/t... (first year i started pre recording and Patrick Brady made them sound nice)

The Fork Forest is obviously the official podcast of the hit new videogame Fork Knife.

So Majorie Taylor Chisholm didn’t vote to extend healthcare huh

Remember: “Your body isn’t an ornament designed for other people’s pleasure. It belongs to you alone.”