EXCLUSIVE: Planned Parenthood of Wisconsin will halt abortions in October in response to the GOP budget "defunding" provision It's the first known PP affiliate to drop abortion services in the wake of the law:

You're a Nazi.

📍 𝐍𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐀𝐋: Civilian men are increasingly posing as ICE agents -- wearing plain clothes, masks, unmarked vehicles, to kidnap, threaten, and sexually assault immigrant women. #AbuseofPowerWatch

REPUBLICANS: “Jimmy Kimmel was not a free speech issue. It was a private decision.” TRUMP: “I TOLD THEM TO CANCEL THAT SHOW! NOW I’M GONNA TAKE ALL THE FREE SPEECH ABC HAS! NO MORE SAYING WHAT YOU WANT ABOUT ME” REPUBLICANS: “It is ridiculous to imply we are the party of censorship.”

autocorrect changed that word from “predator”

you never forget your first

I SCHEDULED my Rapture bit from Stay-Kashian on IG just in case i wasn’t here to post it ;) and Andy said “what? you don’t think you’ll be able to post in Instagram from Heaven?” Me “in MY heaven, I don’t have to post in Instagram.”

before the rapture takes us all here’s a clip for today’s dork forest. IT jokes. i’m not kidding- this guy was MADE for the dorkforest.comv

For the Epsteinth time, Tylenol doesn’t cause autism.

Things you should know about the rapture, from @jackiekashian.bsky.social youtube.com/shorts/RJHwB...

amen

my dad “stop posting so much political stuff.” me “don’t worry i’m not famous.” him“i know” (ha!) “McCarthy got regular actors and writers blacklisted.” me “i can’t just let this stuff happen.” him “i didn’t know you wanted to be a hero.” me “i do not want to be a hero. i don’t want to be a coward.”

"Tyranny requires constant effort. It breaks, it leaks. Authority is brittle. Oppression is the mask of fear. Remember that." Looking forward to seeing Jimmy back on the air.

So we learned today from medical experts Trump and RFK Jr that people in CA are more likely to get autism and Amish people are immune but I’m not sure what happens if an Amish person goes to CA.

Zohran Mamdani pulls out of local ABC town hall over Jimmy Kimmel suspension www.nbcnews.com/politics/ele...

happy new year to those that celebrate that there calendar!!

At the Nuremberg trials, Karl Dönitz was convicted of war crimes for the sinking of civilian vessels. This is not a complicated question, it's been illegal for centuries.

#California #YesOn50

LOL…he’s in hiding because his crew was implicated

Is Nick Fuentes speaking?

the rapture is just an excuse to not keep living. it’s just ideation

if you missed the shows in bloomington indiana this weekend at the comedy attic - you missed these two great comics! Brandie Posey and Shanda Sung. So good! ha! Thanks Comedy Attic.

In the pilot episode of Murder, She Wrote, Jessica’s first book is published and it’s a bestseller. By the 4th episode, she’s published 6 novels and the first book is being made into a movie. By the 12th episode, she’s appointed as an interim congressperson after Maine’s congressional rep dies.

the little mysteries

remember that what jimmy kimmel actually said was that - maga people were trying to convince everyone the shooter was anything BUT maga.

entire press has gotten bullied into treating charlie kirk as if he was one of the most important americans alive and not a modestly popular podcaster

Those bad people care more about a fuzzy blob of cells than about school children being slaughtered.

comedy attic tonight 7&915pm! we

if comedy is illegal at least Bill Maher is safe

two more shows saturday!!

I think about that line whenever I get scared of doing the right thing.

heh

this post had context that you would have to be a fan to understand. i’m a comic no one has heard of so no sweat. but pedantic correcting w the words “not strictly true” means you SHOULD be a fan of mine:)

Reminds me of this evergreen bit from Jackie Kashian: youtube.com/shorts/RJHwB...

speaking of cowardice - “no one wanted to be the first to die; so we all died.” my grandmother.

I haven’t been surprised by anything Trump has done. All that was telegraphed. All that was always evident in his loathsome character. I have been surprised by the widespread abject cowardice in the face of a bully who is transparently a weakling.

this is real, and yes that reply that is the head of the FCC

From ‘The Onion’ Editorial Board: In Defense Of Mass Censorship https://theonion.com/in-defense-of-mass-censorship-1848673776/

We served over 151 million (!) free meals to students last year, saving families an average of $1,000 per student. Students should be able to focus on the classroom, not on where their next meal will come from. We’ve made that a reality in Minnesota.

First Stephen Colbert. Then Jimmy Kimmel. You know the end of the 1st Amendment is real when they come after White folks. *sip*🔥☕️ #ProudBlue #ResistanceUnited #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

this is good www.thebulwark.com/p/jvl-heathe...

im in bloomington friday and saturday! four shows! Comedy Attic. local12.com/news/nation-...

heh - this weeks dork forest is about HEAVY METAL! and, as per the rules of Music dorkouts- 8 song playlist that i promise to try. open.spotify.com/playlist/7q0... Topper Sundquist on this weeks dorkforest.com tells me about more than these bands:)

@marmel.bsky.social thought of you I Just Called To Say I Love You by Stevie Wonder www.shazam.com/track/734927...

This is one hell of a read. www.military.com/daily-news/2...

heh- he sent it. it turns out he’s a dork about heavy metal. open.spotify.com/playlist/7q0...