woke up w this thought-so who knows what my dreams/nightmares were:). Heritage foundation & white supremacists & the worst part of the GOP are murdering this country to destroy the ideals & the dream. heh. But you can’t murder ideals. And dreams recur. So we will come back stronger.

Next month's TGIM! With Jackie Kashian Guy Branum Kyle Shire and more! www.eventbrite.com/e/tgim-thank...

Donald Trump’s crackdown on teaching the history of slavery and white supremacy isn’t a culture war distraction. It’s the instruction manual for his constitutional agenda. #CivilWarMemory 🗃️ open.substack.com/pub/kevinmle...

Happy Birthday to Tracy Chapman.

i too believe we should end government sanctioned murder

BREAKING: After ProPublica published letters written by children at the Dilley concentration camp, ICE officers raided the dormitories and confiscated the children's letters. I'm suing ICE to get them back. I'll explain it all in 45 minutes on @meidastouch.com here: www.youtube.com/live/H-D8SzR...

heh. it may not be for long but it still counts :)

boring centrist Janet Mills keeps pushing her centrist idea of free college for all Maine Students....

hey! this comedian is super smart and funny so hurry up and start laughing (listening to her new album and the old ones too)

@jackiekashian.bsky.social is in my notifications this morning.

Jackie is funny. Buy this album! You could use the laughs.

the album is out today. wherever you stream or buy comedy :) including bandcamp you music nerds

“why are you so angry? the things you think aren’t going to happen. you have it wrong.” various men. first off - fuck off do we know each other? and … WHEN WOULD YOU LIKE ME TO “GET” ANGRY? I’m already register as a couple holes and a haircut… soon to be holes haircut and no vote. So now, right?

bumped to first class and i was fussing around some items and the flight attendant said “my mom is the same way” awwww im still peoples mom! it went from college roommate to best friend from work to aunt to mom - one day soon-im just like yer grandma!

im A HELPER!

@anylaurie16.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social I was listening to you talk about Billy Joel's "My Life" on the pod and I thought I would drop this little tidbit on you: The lyric was about his friend who moved to "give them a standup routine in LA". That friend is comedy legend George Wallace.

yeah. that’s what the stormtroopers do. six of them detain one person. they roll the body for the $30 someone has in them- take their watch and phone and wedding ring. then they rape them. children women men. ya not sexual it’s power. but their shitty semen goes in girls www.aclu.org/news/immigra...

GOOD PEOPLE OF BLUESKY You should watch @jackiekashian.bsky.social's specials, howsoever you can. You'll learn a lot about sales! And being made of bees.

someone check the ep files: www.aol.com/articles/cha... Webb founded Varsity Spirit in 1974 and was instrumental in shaping modern-day cheerleading competitions. Varsity Brands said “Jeff played a pivotal role in shaping cheerleading as it exists today” and - this feels like Pickleball‘s revenge

😳 😳 😳 😮 😮 😮 😖 😖 😖 🤬 🤬 🤬 /cc [email protected] @dgcomedy.bsky.social @jackiekashian.bsky.social

getting my hairz done in west hollywood next to a new Erehwon. if you haven’t been-think Trader Joe’s encased in diamonds. it’s more of an art installation than a grocery store. i didn’t went to get the cereal bc i felt it had been placed “just so.”

Given the amount of blackmail and rent-seeking my cat perpetuates, this tracks

highly recommend. thank you, I needed that, @jackiekashian.bsky.social. 🤓

Like you needed another reason to go to Geeky Teas. If you live near there, I mean. Me, I live far-- Wait a minute -- next week's Spring Break -- one of our kids will be in Japan -- sorry to go all stream-of-consciousness in the middle of a repost, but in a way it's kind of exciting for you, right?

my mediocre driving is course corrected by using cruise control ALL THE TIME. my dad used it on city streets. i used it to drunk drive for 20 years. i use it now, like always, to simplify the drive

Holy shit we might have a cure for sickle cell anemia

he’s garbage. his puppeteers are monstrosities. his followers are psychowhitesupremicistworms. we will rebuild. we will continue to grow up. breathe. do something joyful for you and yours. don’t quit but… do rest. we continue.

i made this flyer. i know… how is it possible that im good at EVERYTHING? hell of a show tho. come jackiekashian.com for tox and info or that qr code if you can look at it on your phone AND… somehow ALSO scan it. I believe in you.

I saw the feudal warrior lady-clad; which brought my book to mind: and opening this I read Of old Sir Ralph a page or two that rang With tilt and tourney; then the tale of her That drove her foes with slaughter from her walls, And much I praised her nobleness,

I posted the first drawing that said ‘maybe it will happen today’ on it a year ago. Seems longer.

did we need chuck norris to live? he was 86. not a career cut tragically short. i mean- sure im sad for his family but… nope not gonna type that last sentence :)

Passed this little alleyway greenhouse on Capitol Hill that had strong Studio Ghibli vibes. Convinced there is a cat inside who will give out side quests

Had a great night at @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social with @debuggest.bsky.social seeing the hilarious @jackiekashian.bsky.social! I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time. Kinda want to be her bestie now. 🤩

Nashville reporter Estefany Rodríguez is free

does anyone read forehead? how many kids am i going to have ?

i’m staying at a different hotel in portland oregon. what WILL the Hotel art! be like? heh - show tonight and tomorrow @heliumcomedypdx.bsky.social

so - as sad as you are that ceaser chavez both did good things and creep horrible things… look at these two who NEVER DID ANYTHING GOOD.

i am a great comedian. this bit is greatly animated. win win

I know I've said this a trillion times but I have to say it periodically to keep from going insane: The right ran a huge, well-funded, & ultimately successful campaign to completely take over political media & the infosphere more generally. This is by far the most important political development...

"A bold and surprisingly funny battle across the Marvel Universe, #Godzilla Destroys the Marvel Universe plays to its strengths, delivering one of the most “pure fun” comics in some time." @gerryduggan.bsky.social #comicsky #MarvelComics Out today, read @jonwahizzle.bsky.social's TPB review:

New England i fixkloveyou- let me say. first weekend selling the “made of bees” enamel pins (designed by @jfineoriginal - part of the full design on the shirts). The pin money (oh romance novels) will go to help fight the bad guys where they are-i sold 57 at $20 (

@jackiekashian.bsky.social Loved Alter-Kashian! Amazing! Ty! @jimmypardo.com is right- Best Stand-Up working! So glad NNF introduced me to your comedy a decade ago!

This is a lie on a scale of Elon Musk saying he would cut the deficit to zero. Just insane. Not just untrue, but the opposite of the truth, which is that immigrants are lowering the deficit. www.cato.org/white-paper/...

New England i fixkloveyou- let me say. first weekend selling the “made of bees” enamel pins (designed by @jfineoriginal - part of the full design on the shirts). The pin money (oh romance novels) will go to help fight the bad guys where they are-i sold 57 at $20 (

I love @jackiekashian.bsky.social 's comedy and this bit becoming animated just makes it more hilarious. 😂❤️

yay boston!!!!

Just watched ALTER KASHIAN! She cracks me up, has a violent side I can relate to, and an energy I wish I had.

well if you want to OWN ye olde brand new hour of comedy from me and my inadvertent trilogy… pre order exists on bandcamp and apple. jackiekashian.bandcamp.com/album/alter-...

The “Both parties are the same, there’s no difference, I’m not voting” MAGAs are the worst kind of MAGA.