Democratic socialists are still partying in New York City… 🎉 Wait — *checks notes* — sorry this is Colorado. Apologies! We got confused since we were told this only happens in NYC 😬 @melatkirosco.bsky.social www.instagram.com/reel/DaO9NqR...

So smudges a sickly sin in an even wearier world

i just said “i just wish the bad guys would all just die of natural causes right now” my loved one responded “well you don’t want to overload the cemetery workers” and i said “i think wed all grab a shovel. the sane don’t want to murder anyone but wed all want to bury bodies before they ferment.”

This is why the effort to paint what we were seeing from Border Patrol and ICE as the result of bad training and/or militia infiltration was and remains counterproductive. blockclubchicago.org/2026/06/30/w...

The Los Angeles District Attorney’s Office says they’re reviewing the case that LAPD presented regarding Brian Palacios, an ICE agent who killed Keith Porter, Jr. while off duty. Saying “cases like this can take several months or more to resolve.”

a friend just said, in conversation, “I cure my loneliness with isolation” and i can’t stop laughing.

NOW PAY HER YOU FUCKING PSYCHO

Los Angeles - heh. i wrote a new sex joke at acme this week. married sex so just happy sex joke. come to the boardgame store and hear it tomorrow

Really fun week working with @jackiekashian.bsky.social and Lily Meyer. And I got two backs of squeaky cheese curds from WI courtesy of Jackie. Yay!

Got out the fun going out purse to see @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @itsthebrandi.bsky.social at Acme! Thanks for a super fun night 🐝🐈‍⬛

last two shows in Minneapolis tonight. It’s gorgeous outside so I get it but feel free to come on inside and watch some comedy

NBCC member Deborah Copperud wrote a profile of comedian Jackie Kashian for Racket:

This weekend is the one-year anniversary of the release of my newest comedy special Positive Reinforcement! I'm really proud of it, and I'd really appreciate if you'd consider checking it out and/or sharing it with a friend! Thanks! :) www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAvN...

reminding myself that it won’t help anything if i stop trying. #notetoself #peptalk

Shocked not shocked

see. when you’re COMFORTABLE on stage (like you’re at your HOME CLUB in Minneapolis) you can write a new sex joke. It’s comfort! peace of mind and being safe on stage. I love it here Acme Comedy Company 5 more shows minnesotans if you want

Conan 2013 - my first late night set :) thanks to all. jackiekashian.com tmi

Mancini from Comedy Film Nerds is back w a new pod about movies and such! podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/e...

Last night, I was very tired while waiting to pick up my wife at the airport and briefly thought Grogu was real.

omg i FEEL THIS

Whenever I read in the news about women‘s relationships and marriages I am very grateful. There are a lot of women who are at the mercy of moody, discontented men. The world is hard enough; start plotting your way out.

President Trump doesn't have a right to steal the personal information of voters — and the courts agree.

Tristan Miller is a comic and their love of David Lynch is THOUROUGH and I learn stuff. Their name on IG and their website @tristanjmiller.com has podcasts “Movies to Fall Asleep to” and “Manic Impressive.” David Lynch seems like he was cool and weird but nice

Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most.

Hey you know when it’s great when someone gets their flowers, this is that. Before the podfathers there was a podmother. Also Jackie is aces and you should read this.

heh. romance novels. “She soon learnt, among other painful lessons, that her brilliant scholar husband, exactly like stupider men, believed that intellectual endeavors put too great a strain on the inferior female brain.”

travel day tomorrow so the Dork Forest will go up sometime tomorrow. The topic of dorkout is David Lynch. dorkforest.com

Hey, just a reminder that you can come see me slangin' jokes right before @jackiekashian.bsky.social Wed-Sat this week. Details on my calendar linked in my profile. Well, unless you have tix, Wed/Thurs sold out

i love this show. come on out los angeles

in other news… fellas don’t just be another incredibly myopic thoughtless dude. look around

i made a graphic! All three of my hour long videos of three of my 6? 7? albums are now on MY Youtube. PLease enjoy them for fun and for free. www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...

It is endlessly astonishing to me that anyone is ever surprised by Donald Trump. There has never been a more transparent human being in all of history. Everything you need to know about him is right on the surface. You can understand him entirely, without remainder, with five minutes of exposure.

my Nerd Poker compatriot @mrchristallman.bsky.social and i are playing D&D with The Emerald Collective today live on Twitch if you're into that sort of thing, 11:30 AM PST

cartoonishly evil

all of my specials are now on MY youtube. Stay-Kashian re upped. My opinion - if it’s not going to make money i’d like it to not make money on MY PAGE. heh. Stay-Kashian | FULL SPECIAL youtu.be/Q1HwztZp_oM

Mars. Please go. #Alter-Kashian streaming everywhere

@jackiekashian.bsky.social is my favorite! You should come with me to her show next week.

"There is naught that you can do, other than to resist, with hope or without it. But you do not stand alone. You will learn that your trouble is but part of the trouble of all the western world."

do you all have a favorite chapter of the LOTR? mine is chapter two of book two of Fellowship “The Council of Elrond.”

amazing

“He’s fat w piles; he’s in the Epstein files.”

Andy pulled some of my favorite Howard the Ducks for me. CIRCUS OF CRIME! and M.O.D.O.T.

almost swing and a whiff on a show i’m doing tonight/ im doing standup before a table reading show called “copilots” at The Elysian. it’s a zombie spoof script of This is Us and i thought it was a sooof of The Last of Us. www.elysiantheater.com/shows/copilo...

I am amazing according to this article. See the TRUTH next week in Minneapolis Acme Comedy Company ! racketmn.com/jackie-kashi...

Of course the FTC filed the lawsuit against WPATH in the Northern District of Texas, Fort Worth division. This will almost certainly end up before judge Reed O Connor. It's a joke that the federal government can openly judge and forum shop like this. www.ftc.gov/system/files...

Before Maron and Rogan's podcasts, there was Jackie Kashian's "Dork Forest," which just turned 20.

AlterKaahian is my new album and video. it’s streaming and purchasable at all the things: Apple Amazon Bandcamp. also youtube jackiekashian.com 4all, ncluding tour info: Wed tomorrow: Elysian Theater, 830pm standup Pilot reading wed-Sat June 24-27 Minneapolis MN Mon June 29 7pm Geeky Teas

over the Epstein Files. They’re not wrong wanting ANY accountability from the monsters who bought and raped the kids. it’s just two hot pocket dummies aren’t Spy Kids