'you cant control what the reader thinks' incorrect. many readers show significant attitude improvement after being placed inside the pain colander

Esmerelda is being too cute today, she will not be contained.

Currently trying to decide if “don’t wear the band’s t-shirt to the concert“ applies to comedians.

I wasn't confident that lifting weights the past 6 months was doing anything but yesterday I picked my husband up so we could make out for a while and it was really easy so go figure

The city of Roseville completely closed the main road to my small business with four days notice and our sales are down 50%. Please support small local businesses even when it requires figuring out a re-route. Support @makwacoffee.bsky.social if you’re nearby. Pleeeeeeeeeeease.

Stayed up way past my bedtime to finish this fucking delightful @deathbybadger.bsky.social novel, and then another forty-five minutes scrolling through his Bluesky posts. I’m either terrible or amazing at self-care, only the Grimalkin can judge me.

if I announced some renovation on a public property that everybody said was a terrible idea and then I did it anyway, and it immediately failed catastrophically, so I sent police to guard my reno catastrophe & then said what happened was vandalism, you'd call me a deranged old man & you'd be right

@jackiekashian.bsky.social is my favorite! You should come with me to her show next week.

The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-four blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking... Back to the present time. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #SciFi

Archaeology in the movies: Treasure! Intrigue! Punching Nazis! Archaeology in real life: … there is so much dirt in my bra that I maybe should have undressed over the sieve, just in case there were artifacts in there…

I would like to register my dissatisfaction with the various songs of the House Sparrow. They sound way too cool to be so boring. False advertising.

look I'm going to tell you what's going on with him. it's not a justification by any means. but this is what's up: his first baby, a son, died of SIDS the same week he got $180m from the sale of Paypal. the same *week*. that is enough to send anyone bananas and it clearly did.

The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty-One blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking... #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #SciFi #Maiden

This is a cat checkpoint. Relinquish your most recent cat photo from your phone.

I think it would be potentially quite useful if we could just say out loud that wanting to be or have a trad wife is a kink. It's fine to have a kink, but that's what you have. Not a political philosophy, but a sex thing.

It's Racket's biggest sale of the year! Become a member now and you can win MN Aurora FC tickets, Pride Beer Dabbler passes, and gift cards to local spots like Bench Pressed, Bull's Horn, and more!

The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Twenty blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking... On the homestretch now. Big stuff coming. #WriteSky #WritingCommunity #SciFi

What there is in life is being open and vulnerable with at least one other person and being open enough to hear their vulnerabilities too. That's how we get through this. If you can't do that, you missed the point of the exercise.

Twin Cities bike friends: To which shop would you suggest I send an anxious friend who has been fat shamed at two different shops and is afraid to try again? She just wants a wider seat and not to leave the place in tears. (Repost if your network can help.)

Sleeping with Celebrities thinks a reminder of the underpinnings of American democracy could help you relax or sleep. Here's THE ENTIRE U.S. CONSTITUTION read aloud by 44 PEOPLE including stars of NPR, comedy, music, and Maximum Fun. THIS TOOK SO LONG TO MAKE. Enjoy! maximumfun.org/episodes/sle...

I think about how good it looks like the moon would feel to pop in my mouth at least twice a day now.

Twin Cities BikeSky- Anyone got a couple of lollipop bike racks they’re ready to pass on to a new home? Looking for 2 or 3 of them for a project. Salvaged is fine as long as they’re structurally functional!

This is brilliant

it's so messed up I have to dust again, I just did this whole room in 2022

Hey artists, share something!

I can’t afford to upgrade this year, but I can suggest that you join MaxFun! I promise to suggest a dozen podcasts for you to listen to (or to refrain from doing so, if you prefer). maximumfun.org/join/

Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!

i wonder if she used all 100 tampons

Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/28th_Vi...

This is the thing. As the powerful man in this situation you could say “well I’m allowed to ask!” As the less powerful woman you’re just going to “oh right. I thought we were talking about my work but it turns out you were talking about your cock.“

Imagine calling me topical! why i’ve never:) all yall that were gonna watch it prolly have-but feel free to repost:) to find three more people. artisan comedy.

remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again

The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Thirteen blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking... #SciFi #Spirituality #WritingCommunity #SerializedNovel

Invite your friends! I have a pretty small #SaintPaul #St.Paul #StPaul reach here, so please share. Let's make this a demolition to remember.

Nobody is gonna like this but it's funny to hear people complain about drivers going only the speed limit in the left lane because it's illegal. Want to guess what the law says about going OVER the limit? Say "move so I can do crimes" that's fine but complaining about legality is dumb as hell.

Join Capt. Brigit Borea’s crew for sci-fi meets mythology. A journey of duty, spirit, and personal bonds. Perfect for fans of The Expanse and A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet. 🚀🌌 #WSPit #SpaceOpera #TheWakingofTyche #ScienceFiction #Mythology #SF #Q #NA #Own #LGBT #BIPOC #Dis #ND

It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag

Man, today would be the perfect day for ICE to get the fuck out of Minnesota.

“Do you want the condoms as well?”

A lot going on but I still would listen to a "Scandal" rewatch podcast with Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama and occasional third chair Laura Bush I'm sorry but I want to see a slip up where one of them goes, "That's not how we would've killed her."

We’re continuing to collect donations so we can support more families sheltering at home 💕 updated material request: Journals Crayons Markers Cool pens PlayDoh Stickers Paper Coloring books Fidgets Glue sticks Kid scissors Craft kits Simple, fun picture memory games Uno, Uno Junior, Mille Bourne…

Honestly the longer ICE stays here the more advantage we gain. They have to be gone by spring. If the bike whackos get a shot at patrol it’s OVER.

I have created a stump party press kit so you can invite your non-online friends. You may send them this image and link them directly to the video on youtube: www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qHz...

To kick it all off, we're hosting a night with three amazing black authors in our lounge. No cover, just a night of celebrating our favorite book store and amazing talent!

My wife and I (aka, Dangerously Competent) pulled this song & video together over the past week. We humbly dedicate it to our fellow Minnesotans fighting for their freedom and caring for each other with courage, creativity, and compassion ❤️. youtu.be/-pwditsQNWc?... #IceOut #IceOutMN #AbolishICE

Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.