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Confused, needy, and I probably have a headache.
Twin Cities bike friends: To which shop would you suggest I send an anxious friend who has been fat shamed at two different shops and is afraid to try again? She just wants a wider seat and not to leave the place in tears. (Repost if your network can help.)
16 days ago
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John Moe
17 days ago
Sleeping with Celebrities thinks a reminder of the underpinnings of American democracy could help you relax or sleep. Here's THE ENTIRE U.S. CONSTITUTION read aloud by 44 PEOPLE including stars of NPR, comedy, music, and Maximum Fun. THIS TOOK SO LONG TO MAKE. Enjoy!
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Sleeping with the U.S. Constitution featuring SO MANY STARS | Maximum Fun
Pretty big celebrity this week: the document that forms the spine of the United States. The one that members of the military pledge loyalty to instead of the President. The words that serves as a manu...
https://maximumfun.org/episodes/sleeping-with-celebrities/sleeping-with-the-u-s-constitution-featuring-so-many-stars/
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I think about how good it looks like the moon would feel to pop in my mouth at least twice a day now.
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19 days ago
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Flan
20 days ago
Twin Cities BikeSky- Anyone got a couple of lollipop bike racks they’re ready to pass on to a new home? Looking for 2 or 3 of them for a project. Salvaged is fine as long as they’re structurally functional!
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Amy
20 days ago
This is brilliant
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Alex Falcone
20 days ago
it's so messed up I have to dust again, I just did this whole room in 2022
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Hey artists, share something!
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21 days ago
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I can’t afford to upgrade this year, but I can suggest that you join MaxFun! I promise to suggest a dozen podcasts for you to listen to (or to refrain from doing so, if you prefer).
maximumfun.org/join/
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22 days ago
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They Might Be Giants
about 1 month ago
Our new album is out today! A sincere request to help spread the word!
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ashley fairbanks
about 1 month ago
i wonder if she used all 100 tampons
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John Moe
about 1 month ago
Happy Confederate Surrender Day from Minnesota where we still have your goddamn flag and we’re not giving it up.
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Naomi Alderman
about 1 month ago
This is the thing. As the powerful man in this situation you could say “well I’m allowed to ask!” As the less powerful woman you’re just going to “oh right. I thought we were talking about my work but it turns out you were talking about your cock.“
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Jackie Kashian
2 months ago
Imagine calling me topical! why i’ve never:) all yall that were gonna watch it prolly have-but feel free to repost:) to find three more people. artisan comedy.
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gwen howerton
2 months ago
remember when the IRS put out a a free online tax filing system where you could just do your taxes through the IRS and it was actually well made and was pretty well recieved and then the tax filing industry and Republicans killed it and now you have to use TurboTax again
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2 months ago
The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Thirteen
blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking...
#SciFi
#Spirituality
#WritingCommunity
#SerializedNovel
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The Waking of Tyche: Chapter Thirteen
Ward Tests, Broken Bones, and Too Much Cake
https://blessed-accord.beehiiv.com/p/the-waking-of-tyche-chapter-thirteen
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Aaron - Eat More Pie
2 months ago
Invite your friends! I have a pretty small
#SaintPaul
#St.Paul
#StPaul
reach here, so please share. Let's make this a demolition to remember.
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THE VOIDCAST
3 months ago
A MESSAGE FROM THE VOID MUCH LIKE SPACE, TIME IS A DIMENSION TO ME. I EXIST OUTSIDE OF IT, AND CAN SEE INFINITE FUTURES AND POSSIBILITIES I CANNOT SAY WHICH FUTURE WILL OCCUR, THAT'S NOT FOR ME TO KNOW BUT IN EVERY POSSIBLE FUTURE, YOU MATTER A LOT YOU ARE ENOUGH
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Alex Falcone
3 months ago
Nobody is gonna like this but it's funny to hear people complain about drivers going only the speed limit in the left lane because it's illegal. Want to guess what the law says about going OVER the limit? Say "move so I can do crimes" that's fine but complaining about legality is dumb as hell.
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3 months ago
Join Capt. Brigit Borea’s crew for sci-fi meets mythology. A journey of duty, spirit, and personal bonds. Perfect for fans of The Expanse and A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet. 🚀🌌
#WSPit
#SpaceOpera
#TheWakingofTyche
#ScienceFiction
#Mythology
#SF
#Q
#NA
#Own
#LGBT
#BIPOC
#Dis
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David Brauer
3 months ago
It ain’t over til Minnesota has ICE’s battle flag
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Wes Burdine
3 months ago
Man, today would be the perfect day for ICE to get the fuck out of Minnesota.
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“Do you want the condoms as well?”
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3 months ago
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Downtown Brandi Frown 😾
3 months ago
A lot going on but I still would listen to a "Scandal" rewatch podcast with Hillary Clinton, Michelle Obama and occasional third chair Laura Bush I'm sorry but I want to see a slip up where one of them goes, "That's not how we would've killed her."
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Bang Brewing
3 months ago
We’re continuing to collect donations so we can support more families sheltering at home 💕 updated material request: Journals Crayons Markers Cool pens PlayDoh Stickers Paper Coloring books Fidgets Glue sticks Kid scissors Craft kits Simple, fun picture memory games Uno, Uno Junior, Mille Bourne…
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Elle Ess
4 months ago
Honestly the longer ICE stays here the more advantage we gain. They have to be gone by spring. If the bike whackos get a shot at patrol it’s OVER.
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Ian
4 months ago
I have created a stump party press kit so you can invite your non-online friends. You may send them this image and link them directly to the video on youtube:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qHz...
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Black Hart of Saint Paul
4 months ago
To kick it all off, we're hosting a night with three amazing black authors in our lounge. No cover, just a night of celebrating our favorite book store and amazing talent!
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Patrick Finnegan
4 months ago
My wife and I (aka, Dangerously Competent) pulled this song & video together over the past week. We humbly dedicate it to our fellow Minnesotans fighting for their freedom and caring for each other with courage, creativity, and compassion ❤️.
youtu.be/-pwditsQNWc?...
#IceOut
#IceOutMN
#AbolishICE
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Victor's Song (Jerry Rau cover) by Dangerously Competent
YouTube video by Patrick Finnegan
https://youtu.be/-pwditsQNWc?si=aIzgpyDsKmQ_GQX3
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The Whimsical Muse
4 months ago
Surround yourself with the kind of people who find the Oxford comma to be illuminative, beautiful, and necessary.
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash!
4 months ago
IT AIN'T GOING YOUR WAY!
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Jackie Kashian
4 months ago
You know how they’ve said there’s “ too many lawyers.” I think we’ve been building toward this. The only tattoo i currently want is a lawyer’s telephone number.
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Wes Burdine
4 months ago
So
@mkstnr.bsky.social
just asked me a very important question and the answer is the only way we open the bar against the strike is if IT happens
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Black Hart of Saint Paul
4 months ago
“FUCK ICE”
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Amanda C 🥄
4 months ago
On board with
@dbrauer.net
's
#SpendThatShit
Saturday/Sunday to support the businesses that have closed today in solidarity with the strike to get ICE out of Minnesota. If you're not local, gift cards and merch! Where to
#SpendThatShit
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bringmethenews.com/minnesota-li...
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List of Minnesota businesses closing for Jan. 23 anti-ICE strike
First announced by faith leaders and unions on Jan. 13, Minnesota businesses have begun announcing plans to join the action.
https://bringmethenews.com/minnesota-lifestyle/growing-number-of-minnesota-businesses-announce-plans-to-close-for-jan-23-strike
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Bang Brewing
4 months ago
Families sheltering at home need things to do and process with—and the act of making is such a great outlet. Materials requested: Crayons Markers Paint sets Paper Simple craft supplies Multiples of the same item help ease distribution though bring what you have! Drop-off during our public hours ✨
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Elizabeth Picciuto
4 months ago
case in point
bsky.app/profile/nedz...
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Amanda C 🥄
4 months ago
I don’t make the rules, but when it’s reposting this, I damn well follow them and YOU’D BETTER TOO.
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Lip Sync Battle - Tom Holland
YouTube video by Comedy Central Latinoamérica
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Black Hart of Saint Paul
4 months ago
Hey you, It's very important to stay grounded with community and to find joy. We've got BINGO, RuPaul's Drag Race, & Dragged Out (longest running Drag King Show in the Twin Cities). On Sat our friends at WWDT aren't able to join us, but DJ Ritchie will be spinning tunes to dance the anxiety away.
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Naomi Kritzer
4 months ago
"I'm not in Minnesota -- what can I do to help?" A list of ideas!
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the Mountain Goats
4 months ago
There are people who don't know, who didn't know. Moments like these are when they learn, and a window opens for people who want to turn their hunger for justice into action, for our numbers to increase. Stay mad and don't get jaded, in my opinion, get the newly passionate on board. 2/2
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The Wyzard
4 months ago
You can make a community more inclusive by kicking people out! Welcome to paradoxical social dynamics! Thank you for following this thread, please share it with whoever needs to see it.
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the Mountain Goats
4 months ago
...but you don't know! another person's situation! you don't know if the person walking is in intense pain! or exhausted after taking the hundred steps they need to get to their seat! you just don't know. so when Steve describes his life as an ambulatory wheelchair user -- that's powerful to me! 3/3
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Esme doesn’t like the sounds I make after chopping at sidewalk ice.
4 months ago
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I can’t say this has ever been a goal of mine, but maybe it’s time to branch out.
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4 months ago
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David H. Montgomery
5 months ago
NEW: How many books did you read this year? If it was more than 2, congrats: you read more than the median American. Read on for way more
@today.yougov.com
polling from me on America's book-reading habits in 2025. 1/
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I needed this thread today. Maybe you do, too.
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5 months ago
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Alex Falcone
5 months ago
Pro tip! All conditioner is leave-in conditioner if you forget to rinse one last time!
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Amanda C 🥄
5 months ago
Relatedly, while you can't un-ring a bell, you can absolutely stop continuing to ring it.
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I would like to print this thread out as a pamphlet to hand around.
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